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Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.

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today i discovered that clip where ren accidentally c.alls himself doc’s wife. i added vine booms .

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i'll be honest thinking about las vegas makes me nauseous.

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learning music theory taking me places i don't feel safe in

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In tears

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thinkin abt how this blog is practically a reblog dump, while i go insane on the side lmao

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taking large doses of ibuprofen for one thing, it did not work BUT it did get rid of back pains i didn't know i had until it wore off

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my pizza be looking depressed af

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WRONG FUCKING BLOG yall havent seen anything

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have y'all heard about the reproductive biology of honey bees. no, not the thing about the queen and everything. I mean how the males (drones) only exist to fly out and congregate at mysteriously determined locations in the sky in huge numbers, where they meet up with queens on their mating flights. And a drone can only have sex once, because when he mates with a queen, he essentially pops such a massive boner that it drains all the blood from his body, paralyzing him as the act rips his dick off killing him instantly.

The queen mates with a dozen or two drones on her mating flight (which is the only one she will ever take- she keeps the sperm from the drones alive in her body for the rest of her life, which can be several years). The next drone has to pull his fallen brother's severed dick out of the queen before he too can mate with her, meeting the same grisly fate and the cycle repeats.

Showing up to the gang bang and everybody is just dying like flies around you

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pulled on evelyn's banner for shits and giggles, was like 'pulling until 50/50, if i lose im saving it for lighter rerun'

chat.

i mean. i guess??????????

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Jakub 1670 - Nails Hair Hips Heels

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whoever remembers my old complaints about my pocket money being close to nothing. ladies and gentlemen. i got my pocket money raised to a decent level.

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my mom gets sample CD’s from record companies through work sometimes

she brought this home and just said “track fifteen. you’ll hate it i promise.”

…welp.

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Lactose: e-excuse me...

Stomach: hey, what do we have here? Some goddamned lactose!

Small intestine: we don't like lactose here, ya know? You're gatecrashing a very private party!

Large intestine: (pushes him, making him stumble) there's two ways you can leave here... The easy way, or the hard way. What's it gonna be?

Lactose: but I...

Lactase: (deep voice) step back, everyone. (walks up and puts his arm around lactose's shoulders) he's with *me*

Large intestine: lactase?!

Small intestine: b-but you're both...

Lactase: I *said* he's with me. You got a problem with that?

Stomach: (finishes sizing him up) right. Course not. It's cool, lactose. Just don't cause any *problems*, you hear?

Lactose: I-I w-

Lactase: you don't have to answer that, babe. Just keep walking

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Shout out to the people that have owned Minecraft for years but still can't build a decent looking house to save their goddamn lives