gaygnomegirl
gaygnomegirl
Garden Gnome
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My name is Barb =) I like gnomes and their cute hats. she/her 28
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gaygnomegirl · 1 hour ago
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Abigail Hobbs and Dr. Hannibal Lecter.
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gaygnomegirl · 1 hour ago
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my fav genre of fanfic is "ship i have not ever considered but the author is insane abt it in a way that intrigues me immensely"
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gaygnomegirl · 17 hours ago
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I just saw an advertisement for “spring black Friday” and uh. I need to know what that is. What is the significant Friday in spring. Is it Good Friday. Are there going to be amazing doorbusters on the day of the crucifixion. Are we commemorating the death of Jesus with the hottest deals in town
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gaygnomegirl · 1 day ago
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throwback to 4 years ago when Rooney outed my younger sibling to me
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gaygnomegirl · 1 day ago
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Are u single?
“single” is a word the government created to give Americans tax disadvantages. if you’re asking me if im lonely the answer is yes.
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gaygnomegirl · 1 day ago
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HANNAH EINBINDER photographed by Diego Villagra Motta for Paper Magazine
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gaygnomegirl · 1 day ago
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HACKS 4x03 "What Happens in Vegas"
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gaygnomegirl · 1 day ago
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i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better
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gaygnomegirl · 1 day ago
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In my weird lucid dream last night this old like phone operator lady was trying to teach me how to bet on horse races . I was like lady I need to wake up soon I have an alarm going off any minute and she was like Slow your roll… Youll never make anything on the ponies if you keep waking up! Lol
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gaygnomegirl · 1 day ago
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this really is the image of all time. its more than just a picture it's like a sister to me
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gaygnomegirl · 1 day ago
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the sense of horror when you finish a book that was Ass Bad and you go to see what fellow haters are saying but all the reviews say it is the best thing they've ever read. feel like i just saw my reflection in the mirror move all by itself or something
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gaygnomegirl · 2 days ago
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gaygnomegirl · 2 days ago
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commission
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gaygnomegirl · 2 days ago
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snoopy of the day
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gaygnomegirl · 3 days ago
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what they don't tell you is that after you turn 30 you have ocasional but powerful bouts of home ownership fever, which is like baby fever but instead of randomly really wanting a baby you go on zillow and look at modest properties you will nonetheless never be able to afford. and then it passes and you're like wtf was that about. yay time for another $6 coffee to stave off the dread
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gaygnomegirl · 3 days ago
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gaygnomegirl · 3 days ago
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yippee i love being for whom the bell tolls 😁 #mybell
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