gaygnomegirl
Garden Gnome
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My name is Barb =) I like gnomes and their cute hats. she/her 28
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gaygnomegirl · 2 hours ago
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are instagram reels meant to be like this
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gaygnomegirl · 4 hours ago
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English added by me :)
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gaygnomegirl · 6 hours ago
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gaygnomegirl · 9 hours ago
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The Lord said, “If I find fifty righteous startups in Silicon Valley, I will spare the whole place for their sake.” Then Abraham spoke up again: “Now that I have been so bold as to speak to the Lord, though I am nothing but dust and ashes, what if the number of the righteous is five less than fifty? Will you destroy the whole city for lack of five startups?” // “If I find forty-five there,” God said, “I will not destroy it.”
… The two venture capitalists arrived at Palo Alto in the evening, and Lot was sitting in the gateway of the city. … They did go with him and entered his $0.9m one-bedroom home. He prepared a meal for them, baking bread without gluten, and they ate. Before they had gone to bed, all the men from every part of Silicon Valley—both young and old—surrounded the house. They called to Lot, “Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can pitch our startups to them.”
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gaygnomegirl · 11 hours ago
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obsessed with the breakdown of this show into people using the characters as barbie dolls to play house with
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gaygnomegirl · 16 hours ago
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gaygnomegirl · 16 hours ago
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gamecube was the best designed controller of all time exclusively for the button cluster that gave you easy thumb roll access to all buttons but also gave you the a button as a thumb rest (because it’s the one you press the most) and took into account the frequency with which each button gets pressed in its design rather than doing the stupid diamond design that gives no button priority and rests your thumb in the shitty blank space between buttons
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gaygnomegirl · 1 day ago
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Have sex with books, Be Pregnant with knowledge and give birth to success❤️
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gaygnomegirl · 1 day ago
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Cookies represent the body of Santa while the milk represents the blood of Santa
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gaygnomegirl · 1 day ago
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beginning to think my brother has a mild gambling problem but it's all with stupid shit like gacha games and blind boxes he is ADDICTED to buying blind/surprise/mystery box anything and his latest thing is ordering surprise cosplays and this company he orders from knows he's a dude and he's ordered like 5 cosplays from them and 4 of them are female cosplays. and I just brought in two more packages and I can tell from the labeling on the package at least one of them is another girl cosplay
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gaygnomegirl · 2 days ago
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call me madeleine the way she's resplendent to me as well. idk
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gaygnomegirl · 2 days ago
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snoopy of the day
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gaygnomegirl · 2 days ago
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to be fair to Cain if nobody had ever died before and I didn't know it was possible I would probably also hit my brother over the head with a rock if he was being really annoying
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gaygnomegirl · 2 days ago
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Mushroom House, Toronoto, Katie Bethune-Leaman
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gaygnomegirl · 2 days ago
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gaygnomegirl · 2 days ago
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#me
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gaygnomegirl · 2 days ago
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