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‘Star Trek: Voyager’ Gothic

You’ve been on this tiny ship in the Delta Quadrant beyond any hope of recrew or resupply for over a year, but you keep seeing ensigns you don’t recognise. Everyone tells you that they’ve always been here

You go down to Engineering looking for Lt. Carey. B'elanna tells you that he’s just stepped out. He’s been ‘just stepped out’ for days.

A shuttle crashes on a desert planet. You speak with Chakotay about the possibility of trading for some new shuttles, but he looks at you funny and says “but we already have a full compliment of shuttles”

You run to the shuttlebay and inspect them personally. There is a full compliment of shuttles. And none of them even have a scratch.

The next week, a shuttle is torn to pieces in a plasma storm. You’re not even surprised when you find intact it in the shuttlebay an hour later.

You stop mentioning shuttles.

The ship has an encounter with some Kazon, but manages to get away. Their ships are primitive and slow and you shouldn’t run into them again.

Two weeks later, you meet the same Kazon, now somehow in front of you. You begin to suspect that you’re driving in circles

You go to Engineering looking for Lt. Carey. You haven’t seen him in two years. He’s ‘not there right now, but should be back in a minute’.

Janeway and Paris travel at warp 10 and turn into salamanders. You’re *sure* that it happened. You *remember* it happening! But no one brings it up. When you ask Tom about it, he doesn’t even register the question.

You scream “BUT YOU WERE A SALAMANDER!” into his ear. He doesn’t even hear you.

You see another Ensign you don’t recognise. You finslly just ask the computer for the crew compliment of Voyager. You are told that the answer is: 121.

A month later, the Hirogen conquer the ship, spend weeks brainwashing and surgically altering the crew into believing that they are actually characters in holographic simulations, and then hunt them for sport. This culminates in a pitched battle between the crew and the Hirogen in which the ship is utterly wrecked and dozens of people are killed.

Afterwards, you ask the computer for the ship’s crew compliment. You are told that the answer is: 147

The next day, you wake up and find Voyager restored to its original state.

You make a discreet inquiry about Lt. Carey. Now everyone acts like he’s dead but can’t tell you precisely when or how.

The Captain takes you aside one day and specifically instructs you not to mention Ensign Jetal to the Doctor. She says that she knows that this will be difficult, given how close we all were to her (and you in particular), but that for the greater good of the crew, you need to act like Ensign Jetal never existed. You solemnly nod your head and consent, and she gives you a comradely pat on the shoulder and leaves the room.

You have absolutely no idea who Ensign Jetal is.

Voyager absorbs the remaining crew of the USS Equinox. Well at least you’ll finally have an explanation for the new crew you see around the ship! You never see any of them ever again.

You’ve now travelled almost 40,000 light years towards home. You check the star charts; somehow, you’re still in the Delta Quadrant. You begin to wonder if the Beta Quadrant even exists.

The Delta Flyer is destroyed by Borg torpedos. You don’t even bother to check the shuttlebay for it, you just instinctively know that it will be back

A few months later, the Captain gives you the sad news: Lt. Carey is dead.

You finally make it back to the Alpha Quadrant, say your tearful farewells, and receive a handshake and a promotion from Admiral Paris. As one last thought before leaving Voyager forever, you pay a visit to the shuttlebay. You find it utterly empty, except for one lowly crewman with a mop and pail, swabbing the deck. “I…guess that Starfleet must have already cleared out the remaining shuttles?” You say uncertainly, your voice echoing in the cavernous, empty room. The crewman breaks off his mopping and looks at you like you’ve lost your mind and says: “Voyager never had any shuttles.”

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Characters that have the same voice in the *OFFICIAL* Italian dubbing

Here’s a list of characters that share the same voice lmao

▻ Nanni Baldini:

▻ Fabrizio Temperini:

▻ Alessio Cigliano:

▻ Monica Gravina:

▻ Paolo Marchese:

▻ Gianni Bersanetti:

OKAY so imagine if Tom Paris, during the 80 years long Voyager trip, kept asking Cpt. Janeway “Are we there yet?? Are we there yet?? Are we there yet??” like Donkey in Shrek 2 in the carriage to Far Far Away. The earth actually is Far Far Away.

Imagine Chakotay as Mayor Quirby. 

I find it extra funny that Kim, Mayweather and Saru are typecasted as “the good starfleet officer” but their voice is also Zorori, the Prince of Mischief!

Also IMAGINE that Seven of Nine and Worf are married, and have a PIG daughter and a PIG son, and also Tuvok narrates their life. Or that T’Pol is married to Jonathan Archer, and they have a PIG daughter and a PIG son, and also Malcom Reed narrates their life. Yep, that’s the world italians live in.

Also you don’t know how funny it is to hear Troy McClures hilarious quotes with Jonathan Archer’s voice.

“When you get typecasted as the sexy yet extremely logical lady in a definitely-too-tight leotard on a spaceship at the edge of human’s known space is very difficult to break out of it“

If I had one nickel each time Gianni Bersanetti got casted as the voice of a very secretive and apparently aloof, yet very caring with his friends, security officer of a spaceship at the edge of human’s known space I would have 2 nickels. Which is not a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

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TREKGIFS’ STAR TREK WEEK (April 5th - 11th) Day One: Favourite TV Show ↳ STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE

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Long!Janeway: A Study

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The Bridge Crew

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Happy Birthday Lizard Babies!! ❤️

Janeway brought her kids to work. The third salamander is with their dad Tom Paris 😆

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Happy Threshold day!!!

The lizard babies get finally reunited with their parents.

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So I did a painting of the best Voyager episode Threshold…. not sure why I’m on such a threshold kick lately but I felt compelled to paint this! 🦎🍕 also featuring my dog 🐾

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USS DISCOVERY + CAPTAINS

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Star Trek: Choir Edition

just go with me here

Benjamin Sisko: Bass 2

great attitude

first person to welcome new singers

always brings his pencil and a closed-top waterbottle

voted choir president every year

always practices

Jean-Luc Picard: Tenor 2

always early to rehearsal

corrects the conductor’s French pronunciation

irons his choir robe

“I already sang this in my old choir”

brings his own pitchpipe

practices, and judges those who don’t

Kathryn Janeway: Alto 2

will happily sing tenor if needed

ragged choir folder held together with duct tape

wears a t-shirt and gym shorts under her choir robe

drinks coffee during rehearsal because fuck you

does not practice, but is an excellent sightreader

Beverly Crusher: Alto 1

not early to rehearsals, but not late

groans audibly when the conductor tells bad jokes

aces tricky chromatic lines at a cold sightread

has never sung a melody

writes down conductor quotes in her music

practices once or twice a year

Harry Kim and Tom Paris: Tenor 1

constantly pranking each other throughout rehearsals

officially banned from ever touching the pitchpipe

think they know the solfege hand signals

do not actually know the solfege hand signals

don’t practice, but no one calls them on it because there aren’t enough tenors

William Riker: Baritone

is pretty sure he’s actually a tenor

giggles if the conductor says anything about measure 69

can kind of read music

has been waiting all year for a song with an egg shaker

immediately volunteers to play the egg shaker

doesn’t practice, but writes his own music and shows everyone

Chakotay: Tenor 2

joined choir because the girl he likes asked him to

lip-syncs the high notes

cried manly tears the first time he heard Eriks Esenvald’s “Stars”

sways the wrong direction

goes out of his way to tell the altos they sound great

practices

Tuvok: Bass 2

pre-1500 music only, please

corrects the conductor’s Latin

can read neumes, why can’t you

it’s ‘ut,’ not ‘do’

prefers pitches given by tuning fork

has music memorized by the second rehearsal

doesn’t practice. doesn’t need to.

Deanna Troi: Soprano 1

does vocal warmups in the car on the way to rehearsal

“is there a descant?”

“can you play the descant?”

wears heels even when she’s in the third row

actually laughs at the conductor’s jokes

practices and comes to rehearsal with pertinent questions

Ezri Dax: Soprano 2

has never been in a choir before, but is excited to be here

not entirely sure how her part goes

eighteen seconds late to rehearsal

thinks the basses sound awesome

forgot to practice once and felt terrible about it

Kira Nerys: Alto 2

glares at people who walk into rehearsal late

refuses to sit anywhere but the back row

cries in verse 3 of “The Road Home” by Paulus

but will never, ever admit it

might practice 

Odo and Quark: Baritone

hate each other

refuse to address each other directly

but refuse to sit apart from each other

only practice to make the other look bad

Neelix: Tenor 2

a little too enthusiastic

drops choir folder, spills music across the floor

is not sure which piece we’re working on right now

has closed-top waterbottle but still manages to spill

“I love Eric Whitacre!”

practiced the wrong music

Q: Baritone

lost his choir folder after the first rehearsal

metal waterbottle that falls over loudly

“I learn better by ear” = never learned to read music

was hoping this was a show choir

“I was going to practice but I lost my music”

Lwaxana Troi: Soprano 1

will literally murder anyone who asks her to sing soprano 2

sits in the back row

has a pencil but never marks anything in her music

vibrato so wide you could drive a truck through it

has a standing reservation as the soloist for “O Holy Night” in her church choir

has never heard of practicing

Miles O’Brien: Baritone

can’t sing low enough for bass 2

can’t sing high enough for tenor

so I guess he’s a baritone

has to be reminded to flip every single R in every single piece

meant to practice. he really did.

Q

quit when she realized this wasn’t show choir

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The line "my whole life is in that nebula" is gut-wrenching.

Let’s go, Paul, we have to move.

No. I’m not going.

Paul!

We have to jump back now. He’s in the nebula, and so is Saru.

We have to get you off this ship!

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Got some new magazines

 Yay! Let’s see what’s inside…

Interview with Terry Farrell where she talks about “Rejoined.” <3

Episode summary for “The Visitor.” Nice.

Oh, we’ve reached the posters. Looks like we have a lovely one of Kira and Dax.

Let me just peek inside to see what other ones there are. I probably won’t take these ones out since I already have some hanging on my wall. Oh… Oh no.

OH NO

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DS9 Writers: We saved the Dax Symbiont.

Me:

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Every time a man tells B’Elanna she’s “in a bad mood” when she expresses polite disagreement in a normal tone of voice my blood pressure rises another 5 mmHg. If I stroke out please send Berman the damn hospital bill.

Just saying. B’Elanna deserves better.