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chat.. im a little scared. so, I was walking home from the library and i saw a baby mouse in a parking lot. it didn't have a mother around and it worried me bc I didn't want the mouse to die in the cold, so i tried to gain some trust. it wasn't scared of me at all. it let me PET IT for a MINUTE. so, i tried to pick it up bc I wanted to get it somewhere a little warm. it bit me, and no skin was broken, but im still scared. what should i do gang.. my mom said that she'll take me to the doctor if i feel sick in the morning, but im still worried. it wasn't foaming and wasn't aggressive, so it probably didn't have rabies, right???

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EVEN MORE OUT OF CONTEXT THINGS!

"I'm like a llama, I throw up when I'm scared" -Me

"They died once?" -Me

"Oh, Detroit! That's where the dinosaurs are!" - My friend

"You DARE hit a woman?" "What's a woman?" - Me and my friend

"What's a Spongebob?" "Fuck you" - Me and my friend

"We should have a foursome" - Me

"I'm the foreskin inspector" - Me

*Making spiderverse referance* "Hey" *makes the same ref* "Stop" -Me and my brother

"I love hitting women" - Some random guy in school

"DJ, HIT THAT BEAT!" - My friend

"Make out NOW" - My friend

"He's gay" "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY I'M BI?!" "Oh! Bye!!" - My friends

"Yeah, I've actually cried over lies of p before" - Me

"They tased me and I moaned" - My gf

"I LOVE YOU, DADDY!!" "I LOVE YOU TOO, KITTEN!!" - Me and my friend

"Wait, DID WE ARGUE IN ROBLOX??" "YES.." "OMG MAKE OUT WITH ME NOW!" - Me and some random girl I have on Snapchat

"He'll never be as skibidi as me" - Some random guy at the library

"Well, I'm the fat bitch" "Nuh uh" "Yuh huh *insert the loudest burp you'll ever hear*" - Me and my gf

"Yeah, I get it. I don't usually get a crush on a boy either." - My dad

"Wanna know what I say to that? Wompity womp" - My online friend

"BROOOOO" "Wonka wonka" - Me and my online friend

"You sound like you're about to have a mental breakdown." "What?? NO!" - Me and my friend

"MOTHER FUCKER YOU WERE THE ONE WHO JUST STARTED RANDOMLY SINGING" - My friend

"I mean- uh, don't kill anyone!!" (Whispering,) "I'm by a bunch of little kids right now, the parents are laughing at me HELP" - Me

"You all know what booze is, right?" - My English teacher

"Sometimes, I can be a goober" - My social studies/science teacher (it's the same person)

"I wouldn't say it's radical. It's more political." "WHAT?!" - Me and a dean

"WHAT'S UP, SKIBIDI GANG" - My friend

"Do you ever get tired of being so short?" "Do you ever get tired of being a BITCH??" - Me and my friend

"A RESTING WHAT FACE? YOU MEAN A RESTING MEAN FACE?" - A teacher

(chat these are old and some of these are cringe but some of these kinda made me giggle bc I forgot abt these)

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whats your

seventeen. next question! 💕

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real

the five stages of grease. (like the five stages of grief but its all the greasers after Johnny and Dallas died.)

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I remixed far away from tusla

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why dont you answer your texts.

heh! cus i HATE YOU 😈😈

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what the fuck.

Is it mad to pray for better hallucinations?

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oh the shame of being a traditional artist.. i can't have hyper hd 4k artwork posted bc my phone camera SUCKS 😡😡

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me and my bookie

don quixote and sancho panza 👯

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WHAT HAPPENED TO HELLO???? HOW ARE YOU?????

Resident Evil 4 Remake (2023) Leon S. Kennedy [ 1 / ??? ]

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real

Antonia : *fucking dies*

Polendina :

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the crossover we never knew we needed

Ah my two favourite Italian folktales, dark souls pinnochio and [looks at smudged handwriting] mario

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stupid white women 😡

the bosses in lies of p are NOT fucking around!!!

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I just finished The Outsiders today

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After beating this game twice, this made me realize how stupid I was before I beat this game

King of Puppets intro cutscene

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Bro I just got done crying and then I started singing Stay Away (TV Girl) like nothing happened💀

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Real boy ending be like: