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huuuh.. hey guys.. today were gonna be streaming [COUGHS TWICE LOUDLY] were gonna be streaming spore hero arena for the [COUGHS ONCE] nintendo ds... uh... chat please slow down [shakily holding glasses up to eyes] i cant read chat when its this fast... huhh... today we are going to be [breathes in] streaming spore... hero arena [breathes out, breathes in] for the... nintendo..... uhhh... what is it again...

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a centaur, but the human part is replaced with the front half of lightning mcqueen

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Literally such a good fucking image I quote it every day

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*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*

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just some facts for u

1.) gay people invented love

2.) trans people invented beauty

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You know when pitbulls do that expression?

You know the really tender soft “I am in love and am so happy” expression where their eyes shine and they smile so gently and can’t stop looking at their object of affection as they wag their tail and fall in love more?

I’ve been thinking about it for days and am brought to tears with how tender and sweet they are oh my god

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when u aint have ur phone for a long time and expect to come back to come back to hella notifications but remember u lame

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We finally figured out what makes Kristen Stewart smile: hot wings! The “Twilight” star posed for this amazing photo after dining at a Hooters restaurant in Texas recently. Get the details at Wonderwall.com.

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Gays not knowing strap means gun and straights not knowing strap means strap on has been the funniest miscommunication on the Internet so far

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