21. he/him. mlm. eng/esp (EFL). old man balls. endlessly disappointed
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IF YOU THINK ALIENS ARE FAKE
CHECK WHO IS YOUR MOM BED ME AND IT IS SEX WE ARE DOING
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I saw the new tadc episode and I am moved
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I have opinions about the recent gangle hate
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Never to be seen again…..
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Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope
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shout out to the giant worm in the center of the earth. thank you for never surfacing 🙏 we appreciate you. have fun in the lower crusts
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Was curious how far Ithaca was from troy today while listening to epic the musical and rereading the illiad and I found this map
I think odysseus would have been better just to walk😭
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t-shirt that says ‘I LOVE BEING ALONE IN QUIET DARK PLACES.’ on the front and ‘I AM NOT A FUNGUS.’ on the back.
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just overheard my wife spelling something on the phone and i shit you not saying the words “E as in Eeyore” i am on my hands and knees wailing screaming crying pleading and begging people to learn the NATO phonetic alphabet
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I think we're too harsh on medieval painters because this is legitimately what some poodle mixes look like
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jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:
saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up
saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum
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Seriously they release new animals every week what the hell is this
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#and even if you peaked early life still goes on like#ill say it before ill say it again 30 is your 3rd decade here n you're statistically expected to stay at least 3~4 more#your life isn't ending it's just finished starting
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my mom completely unbothered by her spotify wrapped announcement
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the modern specimen of a coelacanth that revealed they were not extinct was allegedly found by marjorie courtenay-latimer on dec 22nd, which may be timely for fishmas
By Fod, you're right ... we thought she was dead but she came back ...
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