21. he/him. mlm. eng/esp (ESL). old man balls. endlessly disappointed
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why do you always post about getting stuck in your room?
the door knob is so slippery and wet its hard to turn i dont know… i dont know. i dont know. i dont know
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WHY IS MATT FROM THE NARCISSIST COOKBOOK ON MY BEASTLY BOYS POST
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teaching myself shorthand, which will either be great or terrible for my dysgraphia
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#the fy tab still doesn't seem to quite get that i like naked Men not Women#you've known me for a long time tumblr you should know what kind of tits im into by now#hopefully this 30th not interested should been the final nail in the coffin
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the most insane shit jus happened and I don't have the words to explain its gonna have to be a drawing
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settings > my shower > manage my shower
water 🟩
soap 🟩
corner spider ⬜️
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I had a friend a long time ago with a searing hatred for wombats. if you talked about them or posted pictures of them he'd get pissed at you, and if he could, he'd just delete the pictures and say "not cute" before carrying on with whatever conversation he was having
anyway it turned out that wombats kept making him crash his car and he never forgave them for it, which is about the kind of origin story you'd expect there. not unusual for a wombat to cause a car accident, but evidently he'd crashed into like seven wombats by the time he was thirty (not counting the ones he didn't hit) and had enough of them
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Menswear guy’s ability to own is so powerful he even owns himself.
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one of the funniest items I own is this one-inch extension cord
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