22. he/him. mlm. eng/esp (EFL). old man balls. endlessly disappointed
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may your next ibuprofen take effect swiftly and noticeably
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"how do you tell the difference between a whippet and an italian greyhound" simple. look at it head on. if it looks like a dog it's a whippet. if it's making a face like you've just threatened it with a firearm, it's an iggy
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It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.
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He’s the tear in my heart, I’m aliveeeeee ≥0≤
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i learned about a stupid looking bird today and i cant stop laughing

its called a crested satinbird (cnemophilus macgregorii)
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Calculations ☝️😸
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Being sensitive to changes in barometric pressure is crazy what do you mean my problem is that the wind changed direction. What do you mean it's the fuckin clouds
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