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HELLO

AW MAN AW MAN !!!!!!

THIS SHIT WILD !!!!

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ok first batch of regurgitating discord messages done

only 750 pages left

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estonia has the coolest flag and its not even close

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gonna kiss him on the lips

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check out my bedsheets

the sheep sheet

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Not even joking there was one time I woke up, depressed to fucking hell, went to make coffee, boiled the water, fucking cried, poured the boiling water and just drank that

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what the pizza delivery guy is gonna see when he rings the doorbell

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energy drinks suck so much ass

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me n who??

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it's gasoline but you can say gasoline

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check this bunny i found

i wanna buy it, i'll buy it one day

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marine documentaries

average sea life documentary: yeah so this fish right. it belongs in the ocean n shit. look at its gills. look how pretty it is. wow. average octopus documentary: this THING is the PINNACLE of evolution. this thing has 27 BRAINS, 87 HEARTS and 2,628 KILLS. if given the chance it could kill us all in one night and we wouldn't even notice. this THING will be our DOOM !

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A story i will come up with

Bob:fg gff: i already forgot the story nvm

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ngl tow mater could get it

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I've kissed my toaster before ain't even joking

But toasters can't give consent, i lied, i have not kissed my toaster, cuz it cant consent to it and if there's one thing I like more than toasters: it's consent

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go learn a real instrument

like a snare drum. and only the snare drum. no other part of the kit. be a snare drummer.

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"you're 10 years of poop butt"