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A stupid clone high headcanon thingy I thought up:

Confucius gets into the YouTuber ‘Pink sheep’ and starts calling himself a ‘prankster gangster’ and even puts that in his FlipFlop bio

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talk about Topher in your AU rn

since i got 2 of these, i decided to make a smaller, less sufferable "fun fact" AU Topher

-she can tie a cherry stem in her mouth (iykyk)

-she is bad at keeping a routine, but thanks to Abe,shes been doing more self care

-shes in a complicated love/hate realationship with her therapist, Miss Blossom. Who gives really good advice,but Topher just can't stand her Hippee nature

-she can't sleep without background noise

-she is OBSESSED with manatees and other sea creatures, when shes not gossiping she likes going to aquariums or watching nature doctumentaries, she wants to work in Marie biology.

-she is Cis/het (tragic i know)

-shes supposed to wear a retainer but she kept forgetting and basically didn't care anymore

-She has a pet fish named Oscar (hes a giant Gourami)

-she has a telescope and glow in the dark stickers on her ceiling

I have more but I NEED TO CONTAIN MYSELF

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talk about Topher in your AU rn

TEEHEE OKAY OKAY

Warning she is VERY "mischaracterized" in my AU, and I am well aware of it

Tophers AU design (casual)

Her home life was difficult, she used to have an abusive father figure until he went to prison when she was 12.

For most of elemetary and middle school,she hung out with Frida and Harriet, her absolute best friends,

But, once freshman year came, Frida and Harriet abandonad her in search of new people at clone high. Without Frida and Harriet, she was pretty much an outcast, so she and her then boyfriend Iván decided to make the bleacher creatures, but it only them at the time. They soon broke up due to their own self destructive behaviors and decided it was best to just stay friends.

Over summer, the bleacher creatures grew, and by early sophomore year,they had the main group seen in canon. However, now that Topher joined drama, she found herself talking to Frida and Harriet again, and fixing their friendship. It was difficult to balence both drama club and bleacher creatures, and by next Summer , she was kicked out her own club for being "too social". But, when one door closes, another opens, and she spent the whole summer back with Frida and Harriet, with all of them deciding to dye a strip of their hair pink(their fav color) to show their friendship, and how theyd stay together this time.

But when "the unfreezing" happened Tophers life flipped upside down. Abe was her first day partner, and was shocked, yet oddly intrigued by the differences in political correctness between new and old clones. Over the first week back, Topher found out that Abe was going to be sent back to "foster care" since his parents no longer wanted him.Topher,out of pity, offered to let Abe stay with her and her mom(and brother but thats for later). It was that simple gesture that lead to her meeting the best foster brother she ever had.

Joan also took Tophers place in his friend group with Frida and Harriet. Once Topher saw her with new pink dyed hair, she lost it. She went back to the bleacher creatures and went from "popular gossip girl" to the clubs rumor maker. Stalking and obsessing with Joan in needs of revenge to get her friends and popularity back. It wasn't until Topher almost killed Joan with her bare hands that Frida and Harriet saw Tophers pain, and apologized, offering to bring her back. Topher hesitates for a few days before saying yes. And she gets both her old friends back, and still be head of bleacher creatures.

(Theres also like...tophdhi and clone collage and the parenthood stuff but this is already so cluttered)

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if this gets one like I will LITERALLY talk About topher in my clone high AU

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this is honest to god how most of the people on this hellsite sound

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Fun fact, the surname Columbo (or Columbus) comes from the scientific word for Doves and Pigeons, Columbidae.

I found that fact about a year ago and so i might make a series of furri-fied Clone High characters, relating to it i made Topher a european turtle dove. Heres a redraw of him in this form.

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Joan Of Arc from Clone High

Is a caregiver!

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what if marilyn and marie were gay

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TWEAKING HIM LAAAA

He's a victim of yaoi

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is he stupid on purpose

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Just when I think I'm out- they pull me back in!

A progress vid of my shot for a Clone High deleted scene reanimate collab 🧬🥲👑 I can see that they didn't want to double up on prom/dance/crown gags but it's a funny scene!

Here it is reanimated by over 20 artists:

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clone high stuff

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I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING FEBEUARYYYY!!!

Starting on February 1st in honor of clone high season 3's first anniversary i will be hosting Cloneuary!! For anyone who wants to join tag your art with #cloneuary to participate. so excited to see what y'all come up with

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clone high fandom makes me paranoid asf but I thug it out

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gives your Diana clone chocolate pudding 💕

thank you anon she loves it

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your fanclones have such good vibes OUGH /vpos

TYSMMMMM I Love my fanclones

sadly I never talk about them because I feel cringe and im bad with words