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Self-Portrait with his Wife and a Glass of Champagne, 1902, Lovis Corinth

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I cannot stress this enough, this is my all time favorite news story

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we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger

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ive been laughing at this picture for hours and i think its because it gives off the impression of the living embodiment of a dril tweet

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You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me

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Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

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nothing could prepare you for the opening of the second paragraph (source)

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fuck yessssss i got 100 elves to stand in a gay circle and enchant my shitty dagger

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hey! if you're a fat bitch who can choke me with your thighs, then i have a message for you😍😵‍💫:

i am stuck in a cave in new mexico. i am fading . there is something in here with me. 34.9727° N, 105.0324° W

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