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“Seriously, what the fuck kind of a name is Avril?”

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“My wall can’t stand the force of a monkey lazer. Sorry, ape lazer. Didn’t mean to be racist”.

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“Underwater? What? I want to be in space, I’m not ready to go underwater what is this!”

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“If people could breathe underwater I’d honestly just buy a small pool to take naps in. That’s it.”

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“Blind masturbation is a hell of a thing to think about”.

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“Oh fuck it’s Duke Nukem because he nukes them”

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“In hindsight, I don’t think any suit of armor would actually be very helpful against a giant fucking dragon”.

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“Hope is a cool feeling because you can control it. Sometimes you can get mad or sad without knowing why. But you can always choose to have faith in something”.

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“That bartender is hot. Also they’re on fire”.

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“I should probably be killing Hitler instead of playing in wagons of hay right now”.

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“Snoop cooked, but Martha Stewart still needs to rap. I’m fucking waiting Martha”.

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“I’m gonna moonwalk into your heart”.

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“Hostess Cupcakes aren’t as unhealthy as you think. Also why’d you kill my son?!”

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“I’m sure that was a mistake but shoot me a 7th time and I might start getting a bit peeved”. 

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“Sadly this isn’t the first time an englishman has sassily killed me in a closet”.

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“Unless we’re fighting on Jersey Shore, bikini armor probably isn’t very practical”.

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“I don’t care if the world is ending, am I gay or not?!”