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This really makes the Studios costing themselves even more money (and getting more unions involved) by prolonging the strike for the promise of free ai labor even more fucking funny. you dumb fucking bastards lol
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I think this is my favorite post on the Internet right about now! Edit: And I just needed to Edit this Photo 4 TIMES till it worked here… #youarewelcome #tumblrnoob #learnhowtotumblr
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I’m so strong and brave for resisting the urge to argue with people on the internet 😭
#this is a joke in case that wasn’t clear#the urge is strong though#like why do some people gotta be like that#I wanna tell them it’s stupid to get mad/snobbish over something so silly#but I feel like that would be hypocritical cause I’m also getting mad/snobbish about something silly and ultimately meaningless#I wonder if that’s just a human thing or a personality disorder thing 🙃#either way I’m not having fun#I’m gonna go and look at cats now
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spin this list of all of the pokemon. you are now that pokemon.
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First ape to go to the watering hole with a container and put some of the water in it so that they could drink more later without returning to the watering hole must have been lauded as a fucking genius.
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dear usamerican high schoolers looking for a way to resist fascism: sit through the pledge of allegiance.
no getting up. no looking at the flag.
everyone will be looking at you. you'll be sweating like a fucking hippopotamus. your teacher will sternly tell you to get up. you'll feel stupid and that maybe its not worth it because you're just a kid in a classroom. but I'm here to remind you that there are no real life consequences to detention. there are however real life consequences to resisting a thoughtless performance of nationalism.
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evil One Direction: bitch you fuck up my world like nobody else
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don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated
#that will be the day#truly inspirational#like I can’t take myself out now#there’s so many billionaire and politician deaths I need to live to see and celebrate#my one true motivator will always be spite and pettiness
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