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My muse has died. Send in your muse’s reaction.

The mun reblogging this meme can specify the circumstances, or leave it up to the asker(s)!

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"What about my secret office nut stash? I can't share with the office anymore?"

" We can sneak a few in, can't we? I think it only applies to men for some reason. "

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" What do y'mean? Get off your lazy butt and help me clear the kitchen of my almonds!"

"I'm tempted to explain what No Nut November is, but this is more entertaining."

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"Aw, but I like almonds."

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PROMPTS FROM SHREK 2 *  assorted dialogue from the 2004 film, adjust as necessary

quick! tell a lie!

i can't believe you're just gonna walk away from the best thing that ever happened to you.

say something crazy, like "i'm wearing ladies underwear!"

i most certainly am not!

it's a thong!

i don't feel any different. do i look any different?

you still look like an ass to me.

nobody said i have the right to remain silent!

you have the right to remain silent. what you lack is the capacity.

stop. i have misjudged you.

join the club. we got jackets.

look, she's not seeing any clients today.

we're from the union.

we represent the workers in all magical industries, both evil and benign.

are you feeling at all degraded or oppressed?

okay, we're going to have a look around.

think of the saddest thing that's ever happened to you.

oh man. where do i begin?

they all got drunk and started hitting me with sticks, yelling "piñata! piñata!"

i need you to cry!

all i got in my room was shampoo.

i hate mondays.

who on earth are they?

that's not little. that's a really big problem.

we came, we saw them, now let's go before they light the torches.

they're my parents!

good! now's our chance! let's go back inside and pretend we're not home.

quick, while they're not looking, we can make a run for it.

you can do this.

i don't want to die!

oh sweet sister mother of mercy! i'm melting! i'm melting!

i'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been taken.

oh look! a little cat!

look out! he's got a piece!

are we there yet?

oh god help me! please!

tell the truth. will i ever be able to play the violin again?

i drank the potion and well, now... i'm sexy.

oh pick me! i'll be your true love!

someday i will repay you, unless of course i can't find you, or if i forget.

fear me, if you dare.

i had hoped you would never see me like this.

i'm sorry to both of you.

i just wish i could be the man that you deserve.

go! your lady needs you!

today, i repay my debt.

who dares enter my room?

i hope i'm not interrupting anything.

you are told correct, but for this i charge a great deal of money.

for five minutes, could you not be yourself?

it wasn't my fault! he didn't get there in time!

are you kidding? he's gorgeous! his face looks like it was carved by angels?

i see london! i see france!

why don't we drop in for a spell?

oh mexican food! my favorite!

you have forced me to do something i really don't want to do.

my diet is ruined! i hope you're happy.

they just want to give us their blessing.

who said i want to be part of this family?

look out! here comes the new me!

first things first. we need to get you out of those clothes.

did i miss?

pardon me. would you mind letting me go?

quit messing around!

almost everybody who meets you wants to kill you.

whatever happens... i must not cry.

can i help you, your majesty?

tell us about where you live.

i guess that will be a fine place to raise the children.

oh, stop being such a drama king.

i don't care whose fault this was, just get this place cleaned up.

i'm not going.

he's completely lost his mind!

we can't be lost.

i wasn't the one who refused to stop for directions.

you're so tense.

do you think you could get up there?

i've made changes for you. think about that.

i guess i gave her the wrong tea.

sorry. i thought that question was directed at me.

uh... FYI. not my fault.

we just need to work out something smarter, that's all.

i need to have someone "taken care of."

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@pertrahe asked. Have you any old muses that you’d love to bring back?

This was one of those mun memes but I lost it

If I had the time; Ed n Al are always quietly kicking in the background, but I may just keep them for discord. I really wish I could revive Trisha, but I've done enough writing with her that I'm pretty satisfied.

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@reigningsniper WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE BACK SO EARLY- “Yes, I should be- GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!”

"What are you talking about, Lieutenant?"

Does she think Riza Hawkeye is deaf? Standing guard in front of Mustang's office, it seemed like nothing was wrong, while behind the door, screaming and yelling could be heard. (And a faint burning smell.)

Aurora's one single mission from the Colonel; Do Not Let Lieutenant Hawkeye In.

Easier said than done. Rank meant nothing in their office, and Aurora is 90% sure that despite how small she is, the Lieutenant could send the Windborne to the floor.

"The Colonel has requested no one disturb him at the moment he's.... concentrating. One might say... he's on fire."

She never said she was a good liar.

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@flameleads knows better than to ask- ✘ "How much am I allowed to spend on your sisters for gifts?"

My muse has to tell nothing but the truth for 10 asks || 2/10

"Mi amapola..." Of course, he asked that- but he's not suave. He says sisters, but he means one in particular... Amelia rarely accepts gifts, so that left one culprit. What did Mar convince him she most desperately needed? Another tennis bracelet? He just got her AND Aurora tickets to go see a concert only two weeks prior, and Aurora even tried to tell him to sell them to no avail! What did he say in response? 'It's important that she gets cultural experiences past her education!'

He is such a loser.

"I've told you, if you continue to spoil her, she'll keep asking. It's important you make her work for things sometimes. What exactly are you trying to purchase anyway?"

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@auricbound is tattling ✘ | “ hey major - didja know that mar’s in th’ habit of both bribery an’ bullying ? because she bribed ling t’ make her a princess AND made fun’a me fer likin’ his dork ass. she bullies me a lot actually. i think y’ should do somethin’ about that. ”

My muse has to tell nothing but the truth for 10 asks || 1/10.

"Hold on, what?" She just got into the office, and she's already being sideswiped. These dang kids, why does she have to be the adult? (And why didn't he bring this up at dinner last night? Probably because he was buddy-buddy with Mar.)

Cue her pinching the bridge of her nose in annoyance, "Oh Ed- fine, I'll talk to her; but, y'shoulda told me the first time. If she does it again, I'll call my mother, and you'll see where the bullyin' comes from."

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PROMPTS FROM SHREK 2 *  assorted dialogue from the 2004 film, adjust as necessary

quick! tell a lie!

i can't believe you're just gonna walk away from the best thing that ever happened to you.

say something crazy, like "i'm wearing ladies underwear!"

i most certainly am not!

it's a thong!

i don't feel any different. do i look any different?

you still look like an ass to me.

nobody said i have the right to remain silent!

you have the right to remain silent. what you lack is the capacity.

stop. i have misjudged you.

join the club. we got jackets.

look, she's not seeing any clients today.

we're from the union.

we represent the workers in all magical industries, both evil and benign.

are you feeling at all degraded or oppressed?

okay, we're going to have a look around.

think of the saddest thing that's ever happened to you.

oh man. where do i begin?

they all got drunk and started hitting me with sticks, yelling "piñata! piñata!"

i need you to cry!

all i got in my room was shampoo.

i hate mondays.

who on earth are they?

that's not little. that's a really big problem.

we came, we saw them, now let's go before they light the torches.

they're my parents!

good! now's our chance! let's go back inside and pretend we're not home.

quick, while they're not looking, we can make a run for it.

you can do this.

i don't want to die!

oh sweet sister mother of mercy! i'm melting! i'm melting!

i'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been taken.

oh look! a little cat!

look out! he's got a piece!

are we there yet?

oh god help me! please!

tell the truth. will i ever be able to play the violin again?

i drank the potion and well, now... i'm sexy.

oh pick me! i'll be your true love!

someday i will repay you, unless of course i can't find you, or if i forget.

fear me, if you dare.

i had hoped you would never see me like this.

i'm sorry to both of you.

i just wish i could be the man that you deserve.

go! your lady needs you!

today, i repay my debt.

who dares enter my room?

i hope i'm not interrupting anything.

you are told correct, but for this i charge a great deal of money.

for five minutes, could you not be yourself?

it wasn't my fault! he didn't get there in time!

are you kidding? he's gorgeous! his face looks like it was carved by angels?

i see london! i see france!

why don't we drop in for a spell?

oh mexican food! my favorite!

you have forced me to do something i really don't want to do.

my diet is ruined! i hope you're happy.

they just want to give us their blessing.

who said i want to be part of this family?

look out! here comes the new me!

first things first. we need to get you out of those clothes.

did i miss?

pardon me. would you mind letting me go?

quit messing around!

almost everybody who meets you wants to kill you.

whatever happens... i must not cry.

can i help you, your majesty?

tell us about where you live.

i guess that will be a fine place to raise the children.

oh, stop being such a drama king.

i don't care whose fault this was, just get this place cleaned up.

i'm not going.

he's completely lost his mind!

we can't be lost.

i wasn't the one who refused to stop for directions.

you're so tense.

do you think you could get up there?

i've made changes for you. think about that.

i guess i gave her the wrong tea.

sorry. i thought that question was directed at me.

uh... FYI. not my fault.

we just need to work out something smarter, that's all.

i need to have someone "taken care of."

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starter call?

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My muse has to tell nothing but the truth for 10 asks.

Ask them funny questions, get personal, query about the people around them or pester them for their deepest darkest secrets - go wild! Include ✘ with the asks!

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starter call?

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Send ♥ to give my muse a kiss! No reason, just do it!

If you can't see the emoji, send heart!

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» I cannot BREATHE when your are not near, I LOVE YOU ...my HEART calls your name! «

Independent FMA State Alchemists canon && original.

STUDY IN: idiocy; government restructuring; healing; grief; confidence; science; death; love; rebirth;

GALELEADS: AS LOVED BY ROSE. | FLAMELEADS: AS LOVED BY FATE.

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Things My Muse Doesn’t Want to Hear or Talk About…

Ask on or off anon!

[ ANSWER ] + A possibly intrusive question

[ REAL ] + Tell my muse a harsh reality

[ LIE ] + Tell my muse a harmful lie (and they won’t know that you’re lying)

[ CONFESS ] + Try getting my muse to confess something, be it as extreme as a crime or as small as a crush or a white lie

[ PERSON ] + Tell them something about a person they value

[ VALUES ] + Berate my muse’s values and morals and see their reaction

[ DARE ] + Give my muse a tricky truth or dare to get them to do or answer something

[ RATHER ] + Make them choose between two options (In a Would You Rather? fashion)

[ TRINKET ] + Ask my muse to explain a trinket or object they value