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Concept:

A movie where a mostly average dude accidentally stumbles across a valuable magical artifact, which is a key piece of contention in a war between the forces of good and evil. The forces of evil attack his home, and the confused man is nearly killed, but is rescued from certain death by a mysterious, beautiful young woman.

The young woman takes him to a secret hideout, where her father, a wise old wizard, has been secreting away key weapons and artifacts so that the forces of darkness cannot destroy them. The young woman proceeds to get into an argument with her father. Legends tell of a champion of the light, who is destined to rise up and use the tools that they have been hiding to defeat the darkness. The young woman has been training with most of these tools for all of her life, and now, as they have obtained the last artifact, she feels it is imperative that they act. The darkness will come for them. They cannot simply wait for that to happen.

But the wise old wizard rebukes her. She is arrogant to think that she is the legendary champion. Destiny often works in more subtle ways, and destiny has brought to them another option: the random dude she just rescued.

Disgusted, the daughter storms off. The random dude moves to go after her, but the old wizard stops him. His daughter is headstrong, and she is passionate. She wishes to fight, but she must learn patience, and appreciation for other paths in life. The old wizard has had more time to appreciate the paths of fate. The random dude has much potential - though of course, he doubts it and refutes it, baffled but unable to leave for fear of being tracked down by the forces of darkness again.

The next day, the old wizard announces that it is time to begin his training.

The random dude goes through precisely one day of gruelling magical/physical tutelage, and then books it to where the daughter is still brooding by a waterfall. Last night he saw this chick suplex a motorcycle and summon up a wall of fire with her bare hands. Dude is not an idiot. He is not going to match the skills of someone who has spent a lifetime training at this stuff, no matter how sexist her father is. He makes a suggestion - he’ll distract the old man with training montages, while the daughter takes all the mystical artifacts and goes to defeat the forces of darkness. It’s the perfect plan! Even if the forces of darkness are still after them, and they come here, then he and the old wizard can serve as a red herring. Meanwhile, the daughter can do whatever she thinks she needs to do to defeat them!

For about five minutes the daughter waffles, because maybe that is arrogant, to think that she is a legendary hero. She’s been living her whole life with the Wizard of Undermining Women’s Contributions, after all.

But the random really is a good dude, so rather than deciding he must have a Destiny, or explaining that her father is probably just trying to protect her, or asking him to help learn instead, he clasps her shoulder and looks her in the eye and is just like:

“You flip-kicked a truck. Normal people can’t do that. So I’m thinking you deserve the benefit of the doubt.”

The daughter concedes his point. After all, she saw him struggling to carry those two buckets up the hidden mountain, and her dad’s not even making him try to do it with his mind yet.

They go through with the plan. The daughter steals all the artifacts/weapons and then has another ‘fight’ with her father, which prompts him to seal all the locks on the already-empty treasure room. Announcing her intention to go sulk, she then takes the mystical items of destiny and fucks off on an epic quest to defeat the forces of darkness.

Occasionally we cut back to the random dude still training with the old wizard. This is the comic relief portion of the film, featuring various hijinks as the dude tries to keep the wizard from discovering that all the mystical artifacts are gone and that his daughter isn’t still just hanging out by the waterfall or in her room or something. Occasionally the wizard wants to find her to help with the training or because ‘nothing motivates a man like a beautiful woman’, and the dude just has to keep dodging it.

Meanwhile the daughter gets the action hero plotline, recruiting new allies and engaging in dangerous, pitted battles across various harrowing landscapes. She bonds with a love interest and wrestles with the temptation to join the forces of darkness, but ultimately finds her great internal reason to fight, beyond the burning desire to prove herself or meet impossible standards. 

Of course, for the dramatic climax the forces of darkness attack the hidden sanctuary where her father and dude are. The daughter and her allies rush to defend the place, as the old wizard tells random dude to take his daughter and flee, while he holds off the forces of darkness. Random dude finally explains, however, that the old wizard’s daughter has been gone this entire time. And rather than dying in a spectacular last-stand, the old wizard is stumped as his newest pupil helps hold off the attacking forces long enough for the fully-equipped and supplied champions of light, led by the daughter, to arrive and defeat the armies of darkness before the sacred sanctuary is overtaken and destroyed.

Afterwards, the old wizard is shocked at first. But then he nods sagely to himself. Of course, the random dude was the hero after all - if he had not stayed, then surely the sanctuary would have been lost. His actions led the old wizard’s daughter to victory, and surely now that they have been reunited, the random dude will take his rightful place as a champion of the light. And also probably marry the wizard’s daughter, and produce a suitable male heir…

Everyone basically just tunes him out as the random dude and the daughter fistbump, and the dude sags in relief when the daughter explains that he can go home now and then drops like a sack full of gold into his arms to try and compensate him for all the trouble.

~ Fin

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Sooo.....

Would anybody be interested in an Erikar Modern Cinderella AU?

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My favorite Aikatsu headcanon is that Rin is freakishly tall and gay for Sumire.

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Important

I have reason to believe that someone is going around into other people’s accounts and sending them messages on IM with fake links. 

This happened to me just now. I thought it was suspicious after seeing the tinyurl link, but I clicked it anyway and it brought me here:

Whatever you do, DO NOT LOG IN. Take a closer look at the URL at the top.

This is a scam. It’s a website made to look like tumblr’s home page, and it will steal your information and hack you right out of your account.

My guess is that this has already happened to tumblr user @turntableking and their account is being used to drag more people in.

Please be careful!

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Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

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Star goddess!Jade from my AU

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Prelude 1.

                                             athazagoraphobia

      (n.) the fear of forgetting, being forgotten or ignored or being replaced.

                               It hurts for you to remember.

It hurts to remember when you were nothing more than a wild haired, dog eared girl living on an island with your dog/god/guardian, free to run barefoot in the grass, dive into the clear sea, and marvel at the stars at night.

Now all you ever see is stars.

It hurts that you can hardly recall what the sun felt like on your once tanned skin, now forever speckled with stardust, or the sharp tang of mint tea on your tongue, which has slowly turned translucent over the centuries.

but...

It hurts to remember him the most.

Every time a memory, (bright and clear as if the universe itself is mocking you.) washes into your mind, of the two of you in the garden, of his smile when you agreed to meet his father, his tendency to call you “Harley”, his love for shitty romantic poetry, the spark of warmth that you felt deep in your belly when he laid your bare back against the soft grass and proceeded to murmur sweet nothings into your ear and everything seemed to align into one perfect mome-

It tears and burns at your skin, every memory like a blade that slices and scrapes at you until there’s nothing but red.

(his color had been red, his blood the brightest shade you had ever seen.)

You scream, loud and primal, to the suns, moons, all the stars and distant planets spinning through this grand universe, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!

But there is nobody who can hear you, no one to notice as your howls shift into sobs, no one to comfort you as you collapse onto your knees and tear at your hair, begging for the stars embedded within it to leave, to let you be mortal again, to let this eternal cycle of him never remembering and you always knowing end, so your memories won’t turn into nothing more than dust in the wind like you fear every. single. day.

(How many more lives will it be until he remembers you?

How many more years will you appear before him in his dreams, silently pleading for something, a glint of recognition in his eyes, a knowing smile, or for him to call you Harley, only for him to stare at you blankly?)

You consider crying some more, for there is nobody but the cold empty stars floating above your head and the dust of worlds long forgotten swirling at your feet. However, before you can properly settle down into a proper I wanna feel sorry for myself, and eat as much ice cream as I want position, when a patch of space across from you ripples and a figure walks through.

oh.

It’s Karkat.

He looks the same as always with his short stature, mussy hair and a permanent frown stuck on his face. 

It’s been that way for over 234 lives.

Yet, he’s never come to you before.

“Sorry, I didn’t hear from you for the past few nights so I- he freezes at the sight of your tear stained face and crumpled dress and his hard expression shifts into something much softer.

“What the fuck happened?”  His voice is low and calm, and it feels like a life ring in the raging ocean that is your thoughts. A hand comes to rest lightly on your shoulder and you shudder slightly before leaning into his touch.

“I just...... remembered something.” you sniff and rub at your nose, even though there’s nothing there. 

His eyebrow quirks upward.

“So, you got upset over a memory?” He shuffles closer and gives a shake of his head “That’s a bit strange if you think about it.”

“Says the man who cried when watching 500 Days of Summer for the first time.” You shoot back, something like amusement bubbling in your belly.

“Shut up, Harley.”

You freeze.

(You only told your name to him once since this entire thing began,  in his second life before you realized that the efforts to restore his memory were near futile.

so perhaps...)

and you wait.

He shuffles beside you, murmuring your name under his breath over and over, stealing glances at you, until finally you see it click into place.

“Jade.” He says your name as if it’s live giving breath.  “Jade.” He says it with so much love and quiet reverence that it makes all of these millennia waiting worth it. 

He lifts your chin with a warm smile and you fall into his arms with a choked sob, letting every emotion you’ve held back pour out.

It doesn’t hurt anymore.

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I WILL BE CENSORED AFTER DEC 14TH

Good, I’ve got your attention. I’ve heard about this net neutrality bullshit returning. I fought it when it started popping up a few years ago, and I’m going to fight it again. Guys, it’s BACK AGAIN and even worse theres a big chance it will END UP PASSING!

https://www.battleforthenet.com/#bftn-action-form

This could literally mean a shit ton of you wont be able to see me anymore if your provider decides that they want to regulate/censor, sayyy overly sexual content. You’ll also have to pay extra money to even use Tumblr!

https://www.battleforthenet.com/#bftn-action-form

Please guys, we defeated this shit once, we can do it again. They’re trying to do it now while people are distracted by the holidays and fucking Justice League. As of today, it seems as though there have only been 266,810 calls made to Congress. This is NOT good enough!! MILLIONS of people use the net, and if each one of them took 60 seconds to call and protect it, holy balls do you KNOW how much of a difference that would make??? But noooo, you’re busy streaming an ecchi anime that wont be available to you soon!!!!!

Heres a direct link to make a difference (theres also links to other sites of the same nature on here), and yes, YOU can make a fucking difference because this is YOUR internet at stake here. If you’re not going to make the call, share this and maybe SOMEONE fucking will!! This is important as shit and we cant afford to lose. Dec 14th is the deadline.

https://www.battleforthenet.com/#bftn-action-form

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Net Neutrality: Round 2

With the FCC vote to repeal Net Neutrality passed, it’s clear that we have lost this battle but our war isn’t over. There’s still hope and a chance to make it right.

If we lose it guys we’re not just getting charged for using the internet but were also losing these websites. But to be clear this is just what I’ve been informed on what could be lost. Key word is “could”.

-Google

-Wikipedia

-Twitter

-Uber

-Snapchat

-Spotify

-YouTube

-Facebook

-Netflix

-Gmail

-Soundcloud

-Instagram

-ALL online games and networks

-ALL online shopping services

-ALL online classes

-ALL the porn (lol I mean their still the FCC)

Or text RESIST to 50409 and get walked through the process of making your voice heard to your senator. They represent you and always will

Text “BATTLE” to 384-387 is also a useful one considering that 50408 is no longer working 😅

CALL: 202-418-1000 (FCC)

- say your Name

- your State

- & that you oppose the repeal of Net Neutrality !! if they don’t pick up leave a Voicemail

this is literally our only hope 🙏 plz call #NetNeutrality

But in the mean time Tumblr, BREAK THE INTERNET. Reblog these pics, post your own thoughts/blogs, spread the word, Join the Fight!

Don’t lie down and wait for results, make the results happen, we’re the people, we’re stronger than we know. Now let’s show it

@shyvaporwave @chicagoxjapan @sangapmarii @cubedcoconut @cutestlesbian-pearl @baited-in @nacrepearl @whateverman97 @mr-universe99 @coolerdeath @shesavampirequeen

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I’ll just leave this here

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Tried drawing the Signless for the first time. It's cool

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YALL.

CALL YOUR REPS!

https://twitter.com/TheBoneHeadClan/status/940369097052827654

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🚨 The FCC plans to kill net neutrality on December 14 🚨

It’s real simple: ISP lobbyists are pushing the FCC to kill net neutrality so phone and cable companies can block apps, slow down websites, and charge fees to control what you see and do online.

Our only chance is congressional pressure and legislative action. But we need grassroots support. Tell your representatives that you support “Title 2” rules and ask for their help protecting a free and open internet.

Go to Battle For The Net to be connected to your congresspeople. 

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Everyone is going on about the whole package deal thing with regards to net neutrality, and having to pay for packages of given sites

And while yes, this might happen, it’s such an absurd thing to put the majority of the focus on when the biggest, most nefarious use of net neutrality, which will 100% definitely be used, is media manipulation

Say your ISP is a company with particularly conservative views, and they’re strongly pro-life, for example. They could oh so easily cut off resources on abortions - information on how and where to get one, support groups, all the rest of it. Poof. Inaccessible.

They don’t want news about Trump making an utter fucking ass of himself out there? Well, time to throttle it!

God forbid, they’re horrifically homophobic? Kiss goodbye to your lovely LGBT+ online circles and resources. Your ISP doesn’t want the filthy gays influencing their customers.

Sure, you might have to pay a couple extra bucks for Tumblr or YouTube or whatever - but that’s not a definite and it’s such a weird thing to fixate on when net neutrality literally allows ISPs to dictate what you do and do not interact with on this internet. A world without net neutrality is dangerously, dangerously biased - a world where not all views are equal.

So please, please, please for the love of fucking god get out there, contact your reps, contact congress, contact whoever the fuck you even CAN because net neutrality is so, so, so much more than paying a little more for some online services; free speech in its purest, truest form is quite literally what we are playing for here, folks