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TIP:

This holiday season, if you know someone who likes house plants,

DON'T

get them a houseplant. DO NOT.

instead, get them a NICE, MEDIUM-LARGE, AESTHETIC, BOTTOM-DRAINING, INDOOR

POT.

that is what they want. that is what they dream of. ok? thats what will be most useful and appreciated. in fact, if you can, get them a CUTE MATCHING SET. OF POTS!!!! NOT PLANTS, POTS!!!!!!!!

they may be more excited initially about the plant. that is true. but a pot is a gift that they will go home and use to upsize one of their already beloved houseplants, and every time they look at it they will remember how much they appreciate you.

HOUSEPLANT:

- they already have so many

- needs to be watered

- takes up window space

- comes in a pot thats already too small, needs to be upsized, costing money

- can die

AESTHETIC POT

- lets them care for an existing plant they own

- they will be grateful every time they see it in their home

- does not take up window space not already occupied by a plant

- can be wrapped without dying or spilling dirt everywhere

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that’s how you write a headline

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This guy's psyduck keeps trying to drive the bulldozer

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One of my favourite things when reading fanfiction is when you click with an author's style so much that you adore the fanfiction you're reading, and once it's over you need more. So you go to their page and hope that there's more for any fandom you might know- only there isn't any. They've written for other fandoms you aren't familiar with and never would've thought about before.

But you're down so bad for their style and talent that they got you wading in like:

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Cyrus and Ladybug, two cats at Orphans of the Storm animal shelter! Cyrus is a tiny bitey adorable brat, and Ladybug is a smarty pants miss mam who tells it like it is 💖

UGHHHHH I’d adopt them both right now if I could but I’m not allowed to bring any more pets into my parents house. I have to wait until I can afford a condo and that’s still at least six months away. Fuck this economy bullshit man

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i made you a sandwich

(adding this for the edification of the audience)

https://youtu.be/Sl4JbBK--Bo?si=yZ8ctpFTvkf3CB7_

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Image from a bygone age

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can’t believe people saw THIS and still thought blitz wasn’t in love with stolas

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Never getting over the fact that this was originally supposed to be Blitz...

I think everyone knows the story of how Stolas was supposed to be an antagonist, but one of my favorite pieces of lore is that Blitz was originally just meant to be some comic relief villain that wreaked havoc at the Hazbin Hotel with his lackey (Moxxie).

But since the cast of Hazbin Hotel was getting so big, instead of scrapping Blitz and Moxxie altogether, Viv decided to design an entire show based off the both of them, in particular, Blitz.

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Man literally went from looking like a candy cane to the hottest imp in all of Hell, and I love that.

And then Stolas went from being an antagonist to what was originally supposed to be a sitcom, to an eventual love interest for the main character.

Blitz is the reason Helluva Boss exists, and Stolas is what made the show what it is today.

And I just adore that, I love how both these characters play a titular role for the very foundation of the show.

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The start Sadly can't have ghost fun without dying 😢 RIP Stanley

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