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normalize asking 'who gave it to you?' after complimenting someone's name
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Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues
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AITA for making the person that I love stay with me?
Okay, so, um. I guess I’ll call them K? I have loved K ever since I first saw them, and I just. It gets really lonely up here, y’know? And one day, I was just so lonely I couldn’t bear it anymore. So I brought them over to my domain.
And I guess,, I failed to consider that their disposition wasn’t suited to the environment of my domain. I tried to help! I really did! I did everything I could to help them, but they were fading and I wasn’t sure what to do. They loved me too, I think. I couldn’t bear to let them go. I swear, they really did love me!
But. Well. I didn’t come up with a solution in time and now… please. Please tell me it wasn’t my fault please please please I really tried my best I really did please please please please please
I’m so lonely. It’s so dark up here.
#for those of yall asking what this is it seems familiar#it’s my OCs#also this was posted on my birthday and I didn’t realize omg#midnight moon
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Blood void dust
Open tags ^^
ARE YOU A BONE OR BLOOD PERSON.
ARE YOU A VOID OR ABYSS PERSON.
ARE YOU A ROT OR DUST PERSON.
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the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING
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in small fandoms you need to be grateful to the person who only accidentally hit you twice with a frying pan while trying to make you breakfast. in big fandoms you can block people for wearing a shirt you don’t like
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thinkin about a baby of my acquaintance & how when her parents are hanging out & chatting, she’ll almost fully participate in the conversation–politely watching who’s talking, saying something approx the same length & tone of what her parents are saying, occasionally using a questioning cadence & looking at someone specific for an answer, laughing when they laugh���doing everything except actually using any recognizable language
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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base
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I can't stop thinking about this reddit post on soapmaking dude
I cannot express what an insane recipe that is. No one else could grasp it either
Like beeswax doesn't. It kinda just stays as beeswax in the soap. The lye has nowhere to go with it. That liquid seeping out of the soap? The brown and clear drops?? That's lye. That's straight up lye. This mf made the soap equivalent of the Chernobyl elephants foot.
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tbh i think the funniest phenomena that’s been happening in the last couple years is “youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will”
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This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.
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ive been making bumper stickers in illustrator
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