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Roger: I'm honored you look at my lower regions so much, but sweetheart, my eyes are up here.
Reddox: The subtitles are down there you horny bastard.
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Cupid: Ship what you want. It doesn't have to be canon and it's not hurting anyone. All ships are valid.
Cupid: Unless it's abusive, pedophilia, or incest. Yeah, that's gross don't do that.
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My favorite type of characters are “they’re not dumb but they are a dumbass”
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"While you were being heterosexual, I studied the blade!"
Scarlet Flare, probably
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I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want
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My girlfriend: *studiously doing her accounting homework, listening to instrumental music, very focused*
Me: *upside down in my desk chair* do you think stars have feelings
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favorite character: *smiles*
me: aw that's my baby
favorite character: *kills several people*
me: aw that's my homicidal baby
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pineapple on pizza discourse is so ugly like no one can win.
we’re all losers as long as we live in the reality where its commonplace to put fruit on pizza 
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Reed: Are you a paniting?
Reddox: w-what?
Reed: Because I want to pin you against the wall~!
Magy: Oh my god, I thought you would say you wanted to hang him-
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oh, so when other people go outside it’s “good for their health” and “highly recommended”, it’s only when i do it that it’s a “containment breach” and a “high-level threat to public safety and security”, huh?
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*nudges boyfriend at 3 AM* pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. they’re just floating rocks in space. chad? wake up chad. listen. they’re sexless.
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Kilios from Gacha World t-poses!
Requested by @c-cat1125
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hey guys, huge fan of genuine love and affection
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“The Most Popular Girls in School” is BACK and it’s STILL FUCKING GREAT.
Warning: This video contains probably every swear word in the English Language.
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some kid just skateboarded down my street crying
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X: I'm tired...
Phantom: Go to sleep then.
X: But I want to talk to you. :)
Phantom: I don't, goodnight.
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