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Baby elephants suck their trunks similar to how baby humans suck their thumbs.
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I FUCKIN LOVE THIS VERSION WITH CELLOS ajdilfidsjgasdoidag
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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
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every song can be depressing if u try hard enough
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I have made a list of every released or unreleased Arctic Monkeys song that we know of, including covers, demos and acoustic versions that I know of. Without including the covers, demo versions of songs that later made it on LPs or EPs and acoustics, I’ve...
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If you get this please reblog ;)
not only for geek
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how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
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the signs as arctic monkeys lyrics
Aries: “how to tear apart the ties that bind, perhaps fuck off might be too kind”
Taurus: “she came and substituted the peace and quiet for acrobatic blood, flow, concertina”
Gemini: “secrets I have held in my heart are harder to hide than I thought”
Cancer: “maybe I’m too busy being yours to fall for somebody new”
Leo: “she saw it, and she grabbed it, and it wasn’t what it seemed the kids all dream of making it, whatever that means”
Virgo: “what did you expect i’d probably still adore you with your hands around my neck”
Libra: “it’s ever so funny, I don’t think you’re special, I don’t think you’re cool. You’re just probably alright but under these lights you look beautiful”
Scorpio: “you’re so dark babe but i want you hard”
Sagittarius: “her lips are like the galaxy’s edge”
Capricorn: “baby we both know that the nights were mainly made for saying things that you can’t say tomorrow day”
Aquarius: “but she’s not nice she’s pretty fucking far from nice…”
Pisces: “ever thought of calling when you’ve had a few? cause I always do”
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