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oh so like this
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Breaking Meta Knight's mask only to see this as his face
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i still wonder how this guy still looked fine after surviving crashing with a comet and making it explode
i mean
you face-planted to a comet and it exploded right after you cant be alright like that man
an explosion of such caliber would be something like the equivalent of pouring gasoline into a gas bomb inside a gas station then throwing a match at it, and you didnt even get a burn? your wings didnt get carbonized?? at all????
i know that he got a wish granted and uh huh but he cant be completely inmortal like that hes still flesh bones and big ol' eyes
come on you even have the same hat you had back there
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yesterday after completing kirby64 i thought about this thing where theres a secret way to beat miracle matter and it consists of beating him with the spike + spike hability, and what it does is basically slowly deform him like this rubiks cube i found on amazon
i mean
think about it
miracle rubik's cube
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well thats a way to word it i suppose
i still wonder how this guy still looked fine after surviving crashing with a comet and making it explode
i mean
you face-planted to a comet and it exploded right after you cant be alright like that man
an explosion of such caliber would be something like the equivalent of pouring gasoline into a gas bomb inside a gas station then throwing a match at it, and you didnt even get a burn? your wings didnt get carbonized?? at all????
i know that he got a wish granted and uh huh but he cant be completely inmortal like that hes still flesh bones and big ol' eyes
come on you even have the same hat you had back there
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Hey Kirby! Hope you're doing well and maybe got some ice cream today! There's something about one of your past foes that's confusing: Someone once said that Zero Two was 'benevolent' and 'rarely presents trouble.' When you fought him, did ever seem.....nice? What was he really like?
"Looking back on it... he was a fuckin' dick."
-Kirby!
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i still wonder how this guy still looked fine after surviving crashing with a comet and making it explode
i mean
you face-planted to a comet and it exploded right after you cant be alright like that man
an explosion of such caliber would be something like the equivalent of pouring gasoline into a gas bomb inside a gas station then throwing a match at it, and you didnt even get a burn? your wings didnt get carbonized?? at all????
i know that he got a wish granted and uh huh but he cant be completely inmortal like that hes still flesh bones and big ol' eyes
come on you even have the same hat you had back there
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WOKE HAWAII PART II
introduction to the PRONOUNS
Isle unto OURSELFS
GAY rainbows
CANCEL ALL
ABORTIONS
Space station level 72 GENDERS
The LIB Electric
LIBERALinth (thank you @futurechancer)
PRIDE button making machine
Stranded DRAG QUEEN story time
CANCEL sweet in LIBERAL major
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Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich
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reblog this post to have whiskey sour sniff your followers
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