g-volden
Facking_Nooby"™"
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he/him just a fucking morron of a fanboy trying to be funny on the interwebs. grandpa in a 20 something-year-old body. current obsession: The Magnus Archives and marvel
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g-volden · 17 hours ago
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tony singing black sabbath's "the wizard" just to annoy dr. strange
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g-volden · 17 hours ago
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Au where instead of the eyepocalypse it's the fleshpocolypse and it's always raining meatballs.
mama mia
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g-volden · 18 hours ago
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Au where there's just a cat in the archives. No one mentions it. It meows every so often and gets pets but no one mentions it
I'm sorry, this just sounds like a lovely addition to the cast. better luck next time
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g-volden · 18 hours ago
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you can pry fashionable jon out of my cold dead hands. let him slay. he deserves it
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g-volden · 18 hours ago
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jon with cats, by the way
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g-volden · 18 hours ago
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Jon is such a funny bitch like while Martin was a blushing nervous guy around him Jon was like ew Martin I don’t like him whatever. And the SECOND Martin stopped being outwardly interested in him Jon was like MARTIN? MAHTIN? MAHTIN WHERE ARE YOU like they’re the definition of They fell first but the other fell harder except Martin walked down the slope very calmly while Jon just looked at the edge of the cliff and said fuck it we ball
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g-volden · 18 hours ago
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it’s the seeing-your-breath time of year over here
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g-volden · 18 hours ago
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Almost forgot to post these here,, umm this is so self indulgent but I super super love the idea of Jon and Martin being parents,, it brings me so much joy I hav read like every jonmartin kidfic to exist some of them multiples times like what if they built a family together 😫😫😫😫💕💕💕💕🏳️‍⚧️✊
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g-volden · 18 hours ago
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For doodle request: maybe jmart cooking or eating something together?
Or Honey with a cat or dog
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Jon: It needs some spice!
Martin: You've already added enough. Are you trying to kill me!?!
Jon: I'm trying to add some culture to your palette!
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[ID: A drawing of Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood from The Magnus Archives. Jon is a short skinny brown man with scars all across his skin and grey hair. Martin is a fat white man with curly orange hair, faded white in spots, and acne on his face.
Martin, scared, blocks Jon from getting close to a pot on the stove. Jon angrily holds a red pepper shaker in his hand, hoping to add it to the meal Martin has so lovingly prepared for them. \End ID]
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g-volden · 3 days ago
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The WhiteHouseAU / Ironstrange
The short comic on my Patreon🔞
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g-volden · 3 days ago
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I AM SO CLOSE TO LOOSING IT
my friend is only one ep 15 of tma and he sent me a voice message of his partner (dosent know Jack shit about tma) saying “I think Martin and Jon should kiss because I say so :3” while he’s like “ITS SO CURSED! DAAR STOP THIS NOW, TELL THEM THEIR WRONG”
He hates Martin, keep in mind he’s only on ep 15. He was so distraught
I had to physically stop myself from laughing so I could respond because I didn’t wanna spoil anything. In the middle of my fucking chem class
Him: BRO YOU GOTTA TELL THEM THEY’RE WRONG
Me: haha that’s so cursed haha *contorting to hide a pile of Jmart fanart behind her* so funny haha
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g-volden · 3 days ago
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instead of making a statement oliver just aggressively submits things to @/one-time-i-dreamt
🤔
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g-volden · 3 days ago
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AU where jane prentiss's biohazard of choice is the microplastics in glitter
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g-volden · 3 days ago
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Au where Elias and Jon are replaced by their alter egos, Mr. Magnus and Mr. Archive
that's just season 5
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g-volden · 3 days ago
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"what made you think i was a ghost???"
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g-volden · 3 days ago
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Commission for @dexterkronos of Hunt!Jon for her fic ! Thank you for the support !
Ko-Fi // Commission Info
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g-volden · 3 days ago
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some stupid whiteboard doodles to cheer everyone up <3
ft. @qc-wiggles bullying me in my own server
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