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Kill your gay but in a badass hopeful font.

If i had a nickel for every time a gay couple prevented the end of the world and blinked out of existence to some 'other place' I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

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Magnus Archives au where Jon just REALLY loves birdwatching

“Supplemental, on my way to the archives today, I saw a bullfinch fly out from the hedges outside the cafe, it was a nice surprise. Anyways, I think all my assistants want to kill me”

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Get vored jurgen. Fake ass norwegian.

Instead of piping Jurgen with a kill Elias just unhinged his jaw and ate him whole

it's never established that he can't do that

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au where Jon becomes The Artificer since he runs Artefact Storage instead, and the crew has a whole other set of problems (they're so gay the homophobic vase keeps trying to kill them). idk what the powers that stem from being The Artificer would be, but it would be interesting

you know, personally I don’t think an artificer would fare much better

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Boom! PLEASE, DO NOT USE OR REPOST MY ART WITHOUT PERMISSION. MY ART IS NOT FREE TO USE!

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Tma au whete everyone is called Michael, nothing else changes but Michael (jonah) accidentally sends mag160's statement to a different michael effectively saving the world

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tma au where its a musical but only the avatars sing, 'the guy who didn't like musicals' style. the rest of the characters all speak normally and are super weirded out that all the creepy monster people keep breaking into song.

plot points include:

all of michael's songs and sections being in the weirdest fucking time signatures ever

the unknowing having a song thats complete gibberish

not!sasha singing her way through normal speaking conversations

a song called hello jon

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based off a lovely fanfic called "Resigned, Though Not to Fate" by @crit20art <3

originally done for day 7 of goretober, based off the painting The Kiss by Gustav Klimt

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tma au where Jon works from home and basically gets a job similar to home safety hotline where he had to categorize the "calls" he's getting (basically statements), and giving said callers information one the entity hunting them.

But like. At first he only has 3 entities that he has information about and so that wildly screws his perspective (atleast until he gets clearance to learn more). So he totally thinks that Mr. spider was from the corruption or smth until around the end when he gets a infopacket on the web and has a panic attack on how many people he miscatagorized and told them something other than what the needed to hear and how he has walked into the webs trap and can't escape. And all the while due to his lack of information he's been accidentally sending people the wrong instructions which get them killed.

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*waking up in a cold sweat*

TRANSFEM JON AND TRANSMASC MARTIN!

T4T JONMARTIN

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AU where it’s never clear if all the events are in Jon’s head, think like American Psycho but for Jon being eaten by worms. Elias keeps insisting it’s all fake and everyone else feels like it’s real

I'm sorry but no, that's too interesting of a character study to belong on this blog. shitty tma AU status denied

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Au where Michael just walked out of the distortion like that one dude from Mag 100. He’s shows up at the office the next day like “hey Getrude, what was that about?”

now we're talking

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Tony and Steve are made for each other, because Tony loves being a little shit and Steve loves to call him out on it.

Just look at them, two grown men getting off on petty fights <3

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oop

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How it started:

Vs How it's going

Since the dragon AU stuff has gotten some eyes on it, I wanna talk about it a little more in depth. So dragon AU rambling below the cut:

I'm actually obsessed with them, my god.

I need to actually write a bit more for actual fic for them. But for now, let's just talk about some set-up stuff for ideas I have around this AU.

The general idea is this: Jon is a dragon, still gifted with the compulsion, and uses it to collect stories for his ever growing hoard of knowledge.

That's obviously going to get his ass kicked when people realize he's using some sort of weird magic on them, and exposing himself as a dragon could mean death. So, while dealing with a new injury to his wing which made travelling far more dangerous, but too stubborn to stay put for long, he begrudgingly hires someone for protection.

And unfortunately for Martin, a knight in training who was the only person who would actually take the job, Jon needs quite a lot of it.

These boys absolutely consumed my brain, and I love them to pieces. Just rotating them around in my brain until they get dizzy, it's great.

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I don’t think we talk enough about what a big gesture it was for Martin to give Jon the ashes of Jane Prentiss.

Jane initially targeted Martin and had him trapped and isolated for 2 weeks (and we know the kind of effect isolation has on Martin) eventually forcing him to move into the institute for his safety. Everyone who was involved in the attack on the institute has every right to be terrified and traumatized by Jane Prentiss’ memory but Martin does especially. If Martin had wanted her ashes for himself as a reminder that she is dead he would be completely justified but I think even if Martin had wanted them for himself he wouldn’t have gone through the trouble of getting them, even if he thought they’d be a comfort. He would only go through the trouble for Jon.

Martin approached Jordan Kennedy, a man whom he had no prior interaction with, who is not just an exterminator but who works for the European Centre for Disease Prevention and Control and somehow convinces him to give him the ashes of a well known and well recorded hazardous figure. Jordan even admits to Jon that he should not have given Martin the ashes at all. Martin takes these literal human remains of his own stalker and torturer and gifts them to Jon so that he can be comforted in the knowledge that she is dead. Because more than Martin wants to be comforted himself, he wants Jon to feel safe.

Even when Jon was suspicious that Martin was literally trying to sabotage him by being too sweet and thought the ashes were probably fake he still believed for some reason that this one gesture from Martin was genuinely to make him feel better.

Tbh Jon getting confirmation from Jordan that the ashes are in fact real in MAG 55 followed by Martin telling him that his CV is fake only one episode later in MAG 56 is such a strong combination for making sure Jon was subconsciously smitten before going on the lam in season 3.

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au where instead of jon becoming the eye and killing elias by being the ceaseless watcher’s special little boy or whatever, him and elias take a random pop quiz created by the beholding about like. stalking or being creepy eyeball freaks or something (affectionate) and whoever Knows more gets to become all-powerful

why does this concept vaguely remind me of that game show with brenan lee mulligan