he/him. just a fucking morron of a fanboy trying to be funny on the interwebs. cringy grandpa in a 20-something-year-old body. current obsession: The Magnus Archives and marvel
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tumblr is, if anything, the Appalachia of social media...easy to get lost, sparsely populated, out of the loop with fast-moving modern trends. Attached to tradition. Close-knit communities. Believe in "talk shit, get hit." Everyone is doing their own thing in their own obscure little holler. Prone to pulling the most inventive turns of phrase you've ever heard out of nowhere. Somebody's always starting a racket. We sometimes repel outsiders with much aggression. Lots of talk about hell and damnation to be found. Everybody tends to forget about us for some reason
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So close LibreOffice! The word I was looking for was arsenal.
Thanks for the suggestion though.
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THIS!!
“I can fix him” I couldn’t fix him and I don’t want to. I think he grew prone to biting and scratching in order to get by in a harsh world, and to me his resilience is part of what makes him so beautifully himself. I could be kind to him, though. I could show him gentleness. I could, slowly but surely, in the same way one earns the trust of a skittish stray cat, convince him that my touch will never come accompanied by pain. That, around me, he can allow himself to be soft. To relax. I could be the one he associates with warmth and safety, the one he longs to be held by after a hard day. I could be his home.
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this is the vibe I wanna bring in 2025. time will tell if I succeed or not been trying to embrace the "be cringe, be free" mantra maybe this is the year i finally manage to make and post that self-incert self-shippy comic I've been thinking about making for years. who knows.
my contribution to the selfshipping community 🫡
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To all the self shippers sorry your f/o was just talking to me and yeaahhhh it turns out they like really like you. That whole "but if they were real they'd hate me" thing, yeah, sorry, it turns out they actually really fucking love you like they would not shut up about it damn sorry.
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I think what’s really awesome about selfshipping is that everyone’s relationship to a character is unique and special to them personally. Maybe you’ve loved a character your entire life! Maybe they’re brand new and you felt an instant spark! Maybe this character has been your life long best friend or maybe this is a character you’ll forget about in a week- who cares! Selfshipping is all about having fun and being in love!! That’s the best part!!! hashtag love is love!!!!
Pro/com/dark ship + variants,neutrals and RPF DNI
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OMG NEW ART? Actually I sketched this this summer and I wanted to colour it. Hope that 2025 will be a better year for me and that I'll draw more 🙏😂😭
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tma au where nothing bad ever happens and they just stay in the safehouse and adopt a cat
bonus:
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No why did Jon and Martin have the EXACT same ending as Jayce and Viktor 😭😭
I only just recovered from the Arcane finale WHAT DO YOU MEAN I need to recover from this now AAAAAAA 😭😭😭😭
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Hi tumblr take this offering 🤲
I'm realllllyyyy normal about these podcast men (trust)
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Just noticed that Jmart is "hated being babied or treated like he was young" x "forced to grow up and become a caretaker way to fast" fascinating dynamic, Im gonna go rotate this in my head now
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LOOK WHAT ARRIVED EARLIER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
THE OFFICIAL JMART PERFUME
It smells fucking incredible I highly recommend. It's pricey but SO worth it (at least to me bc of the autism)
BUT I SMELL LIKE JONMARTIN NOW
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