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Mundane Avengers headcanons:

Peter's phone screen is perpetually broken. He doesn't even try to fix it at this point and just reads between the cracks (his friends consider it another superpower)

Tony uses hand lotion and lip balm obsessively. He may forget to eat but his sensory issues won't let him forget his chapped lips

Steve doesn't trust dishwashers, even when Tony explains the science and why they're actually cleaner

Natasha stretches constantly. Whenever she's bored, tired, standing around. The conversation gets dull and the next thing you know she's touching her toes

Bucky is actually very funny but he always has a dry, straight-faced delivery so nobody knows he's joking. He gets sad when no one laughs

Bruce apologizes to inanimate objects when he bumps into them. He bumps into them a lot.

Clint needs reading glasses but he simply refuses this fact and instead squints at everything

Thor loves reality TV but doesn't really understand the concept. Either thinks it's the news or a soap opera. His favourite is Dance Moms

Steve has a piggy bank filled with just pennies and is really proud of it. Tony once gave him a penny from 1918 for his birthday and it is still his favourite present

Peter has a ton of commercials memorized and always repeats them when they come on. Including around others when he can hear them but most people aren't even aware the TV has any volume ("it tastes awful and it works", he says out of nowhere, while the Avengers all stare at him eat another forkful of spaghetti)

Bucky hates being perceived and once almost choked to death in public because he just let himself suffocate for a bit. Silently coughing and panicking

Tony hates Bob Ross. It freaks him out how nice and effortlessly talented he is

Natasha adds hot sauce to everything

Clint usually eats kids cereal for breakfast. Especially the chocolate kinds

Steve makes his bed every morning and silently judges those who don't (Tony)

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the magnus archives is a romantic workplace comedy (trust me (

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Bonus shenanigans

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My gif-making skills are rusty, but I MADE A THING 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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an autistic man (jonathan sims) is nothing without his borderline personality disorder boyfriend (martin blackwood)

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"I'd kill for you."

"I'd die for you."

but would you kill me if I asked?

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Jonathan Sims Martin Blackwood

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its fine its cool have a jmart kiss

<3

also as a gif for all your needs

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Listen, I don't ship Doctor Strange and Clea. I am not excited at all that they will be canon in the MCU. That's why I haven't been that thrilled about her appearance in the MCU.

However,

That doesn't mean I won't thirst after this purple-faltine-sorcerer mommy. Just look at her.

Back off Stephen. Go back to Christine.

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Hell yes, marvel midnight suns posting🥰 fucking love that game.🤩

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18+ !! <3 coming to theatres soon...

doctor stephen strange ✧ .・pink floyd, classic 80s movies, forehead kisses , halloween enthusiast, 3am bedtime, overworking himself, red wine, showering together, woody cologne, strong hugs, world famous pesto pasta, gentleman, a warm chest to fall asleep against after a bad day, fashion = 80's dilf aesthetic (chandler bing).

the great gig in the sky, pink floyd

dinner and diatribes, hozier

so it goes, taylor swift

somebody to love, queen

gimmie, gimmie, gimmie (a man after midnight), abba

oh, pretty woman, ray orbison

fresh out the slammer, taylor swift

santa maria, gotan project

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inspired by this panel of doctor strange (2018) LOL

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Can Marvel/DC heroes go back to wearing briefs instead of boring boxer-briefs

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No no, i am well adapt at shareing. Just sounded like you didn't want him there, and in that case i'd take him off your hands. Shared custody is good by me, as long as he's cared for. I'm just collecting strange's😌😂

Listen, I don't ship Doctor Strange and Clea. I am not excited at all that they will be canon in the MCU. That's why I haven't been that thrilled about her appearance in the MCU.

However,

That doesn't mean I won't thirst after this purple-faltine-sorcerer mommy. Just look at her.

Back off Stephen. Go back to Christine.

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I agree, they should.

Inevitable ReedStrange art bc they're me and my gf's mains and we think they should kiss.