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more people need to give themselves permission to write and draw pornography

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god bless our troops [the ppl at ublock origin who keep updating the filters to keep working on youtube]

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got my new boyfriend from Ikea. Unfortunately he's made of particle board and with a single thrust of my hips I broke him into five pieces

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Weird and wonderful compilation of strange bird noises.

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Me: Yes sir I understand that the office door cannot be closed when two colleagues of opposite gender are alone together due to sexual misconduct concerns but as an openly bisexual employee I have to ask if leaving two colleagues of the same gender entirely unsupervised isn't a double standard

Me: Like. I feel I should also have my ass covered if a same-gender colleague accuses me of shit, you know

Bossman: Nahhhhhhh it's good

The morally grey cathedral goblin that lives on my shoulder and judges the value of my kneejerk impulses: If you grabbed his ass right now he would learn such an important lesson forever but we don't roll like that bro

Me: (out loud) Okay

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for @homestucklineup

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everybody in the club get earnest

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you can shake him. he enjoys it

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Me when I chase my tail around my friends and I’m no longer cool and mysterious

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im sorry i literally cannot get this out of my head since last night

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