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I went for a walk to go find/catch pokémon but the Pokémon Go servers were down!!!! So I just went for a walk in the sunshine on a summer day like some kind of idiot!!!!!! I feel bamboozled and tricked I did not leave my apartment for this 

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do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot

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@yassmines

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today is not my birthday

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What she texts: I'm finw

What she means: I'm fine

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Feed them

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please, call me duncan

mr donuts is my father

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This is definitely an 11/10

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its 2016 why isnt nintendogs an app yet

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My God, you pay for your friends?

Party in Paris (1947), Max Beckman / V. 3005, Childish Gambino

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me: hey do you have any wrongdog with you? someone: what’s wrongdog? me: everything thanks for asking

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Why do people wanna fuck cartoon ponies like wtf

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someone: im literally dying i just got stabbed please call 911

my self-obsessed ass: haha (: that reminds me of the time i was at the hospital march 6th 2005 at approximately 4:56pm (: i was so sick!!! ugh hate that feeling haha