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no no see, domesticity IS hot. how intimate it is to make food with someone, to share a bed, to brush your teeth at the same sink, to shower and use the same towels and the same laundry soap, to grocery shop and hold hands through the aisles, to be cornered in the kitchen to make out while a pot of pasta boils over on the stove. to fall asleep and hear them snoring softly and laugh at the little trail of drool out of the corner of their mouth. to spend money together and share chores and pick on each other for your weird habits. it's not always perfect and beautiful, but it's comfortable and familiar and I just think it's neat.

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This is a pro carbohydrates and anti cop blog

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Matteo Martari MEDICI — OLD SCORES

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this is the funniest thing in the entire world

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Both @dangerkrill and @teawithghosts mentioned this meme thanks to the leash art so I just had to do it!!!!

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I don't know why, but I like the idea of humans being to aliens, what cats are to humans...

Alien1: hey, when did you hire a human?

Alien 2: we didn't. They just wandered aboard one day, saying they wanted to "hitch a ride." Then they never left. I think they like it here.

Alien 1: the human distribution system has chosen.

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Alien stares at the human, who has climbed up a very high shelving unit.

Alien: Human, get down before you hurt yourself.

The humans response is to climb higher.

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Alien is secretly filming their human, who is spaced out and just staring at nothing.

Alien (whispering): I think the human is about to intercept the brain cell. (Laughter) don't worry human, if it tingles that means it's working.

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Soap's sister gets married, and obviously, Johnny is part of the wedding ceremony. He takes Simon along, the big lad has met his family and they all love him. It'll be a fun affair.

Johnny wears a kilt, unsurprising. And it leads to this:

"Dressed like a proper Scotsman, Johnny. Any chance you'll show me what's under your kilt?"

"The only thing under ma fuckin kilt is Batman boxers because it's December and it's fuckin cauld, ye dirty git."

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I love you DVDs, I love you VHS Tapes, I love you Cassettes, I love you Records, I love you CDs, I love you Books, I love you Journals

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"Even dragons bow to the sun, my sweet girl, but you are both. Do not forget that."

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if a werewolf puts their head in your lap it doesn't matter what you're doing, you have to scritch behind their ears and under their chin for an indeterminate amount of time

this may get your hands licked, gently nibbled, or held in their mouth. thats a risk you gotta take though

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I drew a bunch of silly stuff with my werewolf woman and decided to gather it one post. Sometimes you just have to decompress through being goofy You can read about her here. Pumpkin carving comic was a reward I drew for my patron Taxis Beach comic was a reward I drew for my patron Shroom

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David pressing his forehead against angels while they dance at their wedding

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So Silco, Vander and Felicia were friends. The relationship between Silco and Vander crumbled after Felicia's death on the bridge (s1 ep1), but at this point the girls are already quite grown up. Could it be that Silco and Vander have been involved in their upbringing all these years? That's why they approach Vander so calmly on the bridge - they know him. Could Powder have thrown herself into Silco's arms in ep3 because she somehow remembered him and by that time he was the only member of her family?

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