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when you setup an original nintendo ds/ ds lite, the final thing it asks you for is your birthday. it has a wifi chip, but it would never sell your data to 3rd parties or even disclose it to nintendo. it doesn’t want to know your brith year and wouldn’t dream of age-restricting games. it asks for your birthday for the same reason a friend might. it asks because it cares.

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Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.

My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?

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My favorite part of FMA brotherhood is that before and after the commercial breaks they say “FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST” except since netflix doesn’t have commercial breaks it’s just “fullmetal alchemist FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST”

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miso soup

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Ch😅

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"he would not fucking say that" but you ever be looking at fanart and suddenly its "he would not fucking have abs"

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Plot twist: the two boys you're choosing between are polyamorous, but they also hate eachother's guts so you still have to pick one

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あくび正拳突き！

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fuck yeah !!!!!!!!!