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commission!! this person is absolutely incredible

Emergency Commissions

so i live with my partner and unfortunately due to certain living circumstances involving my family, we're being kicked out and only have a month to find a place.

i really need the help and support right now, so please reblog if you can't commission me. i price by word count, and my prices for fics are as follows:

$15 for 1000

$30 for 2000-3000

$40 for 4000-5000

$50 for 5000-6000

$60+ for 7000+

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i’m supposed to abandon my superiority complex when this is what i get?

my new years resolution is to……*spins wheel*…uh…..*throws dart*

happy 2016! its practically still new years, so i made these handy GIFS to determine what you need to do more of this year. take a screenshot and to find out what ya get! (dont remove plz:  (fast gifs multiple gifs seizure flashing)  )

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shigeo : that man is a liar he's only using us

reigen trying to get to mob :

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evil party rock is in the house tonight

everybody just have a bad time

and we gon make you lose your minds

we just wanna see you

die

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**mild spoilers for the confession arc

i hc that tsubomi likes the monkey shirt and silly stuffs but she pretends she doesnt for her image

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I wish I had a hairy chest like yours😞😔

don’t worry smooth king, you are hydrodynamic and can easily outmaneuver maritime predators

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goodnight trans, goodnight fag

goodnight little latin boy in drag

goodnight bi and goodnight dyke

goodnight twinks and dolls alike

goodnight butch, and goodnight bear

goodnight gay ppl everywhere <3

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“And so once again the day was saved! Thanks to…The Powerpuff Girls!!”

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Me to my anxiety : can u like calm down these people don’t even think about you Depression : ever Me: that’s not what I meant

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Just in case you were feeling discouraged.

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im stressed out that ppl don’t know my intentions at all times. spoiler alert: top priority is, i love everyone. second priority is to have a sexy and fun time

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interviewer: what would you say is your biggest weakness?

me: wow where to start

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you just know that after edward became a vampire and he was trying to grapple with the fact that he was a “monster” that he would go outside at night, see a mosquito or some shit, chuckle to himself and then say out loud “you know, you and i aren’t so different, pal” and then like fucking sob

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