they/she, trans, enby and chaotic gremlin in my frog witch era. Catch me in a witch hat on the daily. Poly and Partnered^4 💜🤍💙💛 Minors/Creeps/Bigots DNI
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Gazpacho is a smoothie not a soup
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To prove the power of flex tape I sawed my marriage in half!
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According to the Oxford English dictionaries definition of a sandwich a crunchwrap is a sandwich
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I got that autism and that huawk tuauism
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Candy themed D&D character that's a humanoid gumdrop from the gummy region and his name is Sir Gum Cision
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Why do they call it a restroom when I'm fighting for my fucking life in there
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AFAB? Yeah Assigned frog at birth
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Flatten my gock through a jewelry roller
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Pick the gay side we have cookies and they them thussy
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Holy chromosomes batman I just got a diagnosis
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Trans? Nah I'm cis with a hormone deficiency I take twice a day
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You ever see a racoon fuck a frog
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They call me the clown car cause you can fit 13 men inside of me
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Lemme peel back your foreskin like a banana
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Shake my ass like an olive tumbler
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Operator: 911 what's your emergency?
Partner: yeah she deathrolled my pussy like a gator
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Just made some garlic confi that fucks almost as hard as I do
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