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These are what I call knockoff ships. Ships that are so stupid they can't even be ships. Ben x Willow the emo murderer, Ben x Amy Rose, Casey x human Amoly concept, Donnie x crazy Venus, Donnie x Larota, Raph x Talena, Karai x Olivier, Leo x concept of Cassie the cowgirl, Leo x Gwen, and Kevin x April.

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I wrote this for @messy-moodboard who requested this.

A beeline honey blonde with sapphire eyes and light white skin paced the birch floor. There was something he had to do and was very nervous about it. He awaited the arrival of the warm beige skinned dark black haired nut brown eyed female to arrive after a text. After their recent mission he wanted to be clear on something. And no he didn't care if it hurts her. This relationship wasn't healthy and it was emotionally and physically draining him. Her constant demands and needs were always prioritizied. He had become so withdrawn from everyone, he hardly spent time with them. Riley especially was worried as he often heard her ask about him or if he was ok. Why was he thinking about her? Her warm smile, her beautiful face and those tight jeans. Ok, why was he thinking about her like this? It concerned him but it went away as he heard the door open. It was Desi. "Is something wrong? Is there something on your mind? " She asks worried but coming closer. "I'm breaking up with you. " He says in a few seconds. Her eyes widen and she slaps him. He holds his cheek for a moment then looks at her slightly teary eyed. She quickly packs her stuff and exits the house. She slams the door as she leaves. Her car pulls out of the driveway and is soon out of sight. Man, he missed Jack. He was always there for him. Wait a minute, there was someone else who was still always there for him, Riley. He thinks of a quick excuse and texts her to grab him some dinner. She was talking with Boxer and the others about what was going on with Mac when her phone buzzes. It was Mac asking for some dinner. She texts him back sure. "Sorry guys I gotta go. " They groan and shake their heads since she seemed closest to him lately. She picked up some takeout and drove off to Mac's house. She was surprised when she pulled up in the driveway and Desi's car wasn't there. She knocks on his door, concerned. She hears music and scrambling. He opens the door flustered that she came so quickly. He clears his throat before answering. "Come in. " She walks into his house surprised to see Desi's things gone. She sets down the takeout and looks at Mac. His eyes are red and puffy from crying. "What happened? " She asks instinctively. "We broke up. I broke things off,she slapped me, grabbed her belongings, and left. " He explains as he looks away. She pulls him into a hug like he did when she broke up with Billy. He was still trying to burn down Billy's house by the way and kept failing. A song starts to play on the radio and he moves back. It was one of his recent favorites by Train, Hey Soul Sister. "Would you like to dance? " He asks shyly, twiddling with a paper clip. She nods, shocked he'd asked her. This was the moment she'd been waiting for. The away back and forth holding each other very close. Unbeknownst to them, three figures watched and recorded from the window. They wouldn't ruin this moment, no, they would let them cherish it.

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Leo's looked like milk and m&ms.or cereal.

Ewwwww

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I got a bamboo. It was a pretty interesting result.

I tag:@jasonofthenight , @flutter-butters , @gina-that-fox , @depressed-janae , @apexfurcifer , @aprilrad , @neetleteetles ,and @ella-hamato

your personal flower

i was tagged by @thisgameissonintendo. thanks love for thinking of me, this was quite interesting.

take the quiz here to find your personal flower.

i agree with the first sentence, but i can not make decisions without hesitation - i am an over-thinker, so that will never happen. i do like to plan ahead and i do hope to stay focused, ‘cause that’s something i need to work on.

i tag: @punkndisorderrly @derangedangel @fiercefray @lovingchildperson @multi-fandomshipper101​

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This is really important. Please reblog. And save some lives.

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

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Tmnt humans as mythical creatures. Casey the cockatrice, April the leviathan, Karai the amphisbaena, and Shinigami the kitsune.

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Interesting crossover edits of parallels.

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Top one is edit. Every other are collages of parallels.

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Reblogging for a friend.

Hey, you guys like snarky blue hedgehogs based off of a cancelled british comic? No? Well, too bad… Here’s a headcanon based Sonic!

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And last of all Leo the baby water dragon, and Leo the lightning dragon.

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In order Leo the earth dragon, Leo the water dragon, Leo the moon dragon, Leo the shadow dragon, Leo the crystal dragon, Leo the the fire dragon, Leo the baby ice dragon, Leo the air dragon, Leo the golden dragon, and Leo the ice dragon.

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I found mythical creatures that suit the turtles. Mikey the pegasus, Donnie the caladrius, and Raph the griffon.

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could ya please like/reblog this if you’d wanna interact with a returning bunnie rabbot from sonic the hedgehog? thanks a bunch!!!! 

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This is me and mutimuseroleplayer's discord.

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Anyone notice that Leo wasted their time? They might have been on Earth sooner. His kamikaze mission only wasted their time and resources. They got hit because of him, they had to stop to grab him, they had to revive him, and he constantly complained about Fugitoid. He was a little annoying in this episode. I understand his frustration, but getting yourself killed over it is stupid. Not to mention his extreme dramatics. When he was revived, he suddenly started having issues after Raph hugged him. He closed an eye, talked in spurts, and had issues walking. He talked less when he was awake in season 3 episode 1. Come on, Leo, stop being so weak.

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This is a sad truth about some women.

Stop dating abusive women 2018

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This is good to know

THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. It may save a life, It may save your life.)

An Article from Neena Susan Thomas

“Through a rapist’s eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interview…ed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.

5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.

6] Number three is public restrooms.

7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.

8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.

9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.

10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.

POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:

1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.

2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh – HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.

5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.

6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.

2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .

b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.

If u have compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.

REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.

THIS COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.”