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I genuinely genuinely think seth rogen is bisexual in real life
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You're gender identity? why? I mean, penis isn't that bad . I stink it sometimes, like in my mouth an stuff. Not gay or anything though even though my mom says so. Merry Christmas dude
I really really like this ask. I really really really like this one
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Just remembered that by completing the puzzles in portal you're actively having sex with glados. That was crazy
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imagine if u were getting married and instead of "you may now kiss the bride" the priest said "the bride may now beat the shit out of u" and then she started beatung the shit out of u
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MBMaBM Fan: Have you watched MBMBM?
Me: Nah bro I’m not Gay
MBMaBM Fan: What?
Me: You talking about Man Booty Man Butt ass Butt Man?
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a kitten is a type of cat that is especially kitty
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Lesbian Vampire Night
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returning from my weird little unintentional hiatus with a small collection of assorted nonsense
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i dont really know what monday is but my friend garfield hates it so its gotta be something bad
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