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hi just an internet safety tip: don't give your school (or any) email out to anyone you've met online!! you truly don't know who you're talking to behind the screen and it's always best to be safe. i didn't think i'd ever need to say this, but please try to be careful out here.

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mickey is the fakest idgafer i have ever seen

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LIKE HOW DID U GET HERE 🤨🤨

Not a day goes by where I don't have to block a wincest shipper sneaking their way onto my feed LIKE GO AWAY!!

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AWHRHDHDJJFJFJT

baby capybara named Tupi via san antonio zoo

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no matter how often it happens its always a little jarring to realize that someone is like completely bag of rocks stupid

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Hey babes where do I find the links for the shadow banned bots 💔 specifically the soldier boy "baked" bot

HIII all of my bots in general can be found under the "noelle's bots !" tag but here is the specific post with (most) of the shadowbanned ones. it needs to be updated but I probably won't do it for a while. also, no promises that the links are going to work as in my experience, c.ai isn't allowing people to open the links anymore (more reasons as to why this fricking app annoys me)

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YOU JUST GOT A LETTER ➥ Hello everyone! This is my first post here on tumblr, where I hope to grow my audience. Here is a handful of bots posted on c.ai that will hopefully jumpstart my account and this blog. If the links do not work, all of them can be found on my c.ai @deathlyhallow.

Draco Malfoy

the dark mark (old)

Sirius Black (marauders era)

disapproving family

Tom Riddle

felix felicis (old)

the heir of slytherin

request form here.

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DANNY RAMIREZ as Joaquin Torres/Falcon Captain America: Brave New World (2025)

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i love peepaw

your latest posts have me thinking of ben with a perv younger gf reader that has too much energy and talks his ears off for fun 😩

she matches his freak so well that sometimes he's a little dumbfounded ughh

this INSPIRED ME to write a small drabble for it, i just couldn't resist bc she is me and i'm her

summary — just annoying the grandpa x

cw — reader x soldier boy. smut 18+ (if you squint), cursing, flirting, drinking, sarcasm, teasing, billy and hughie make a small appearance.

word count — 1690 words

sure, flirting had been different when ben was younger, but this? the modern way of flirting? even he was out of his depths at times and that certainly took some serious skill and courage to silence him.

it had all started innocently when butcher had reached out to you for a "favour", as he called it. so what, a guy saves your life once and now you owe him? fuck sake.

"babysitting? do i look like a teenager trynna earn some pocket money?" you groan on the phone to butcher.

"listen love. easy gig, quick cash. it couldn't be any fucking simpler. you just need to keep the git alive and out o' trouble, yeah? even you could fucking figure that out." he mumbles in reply.

"what do i get out of it?" you huff as you bend down to tie your shoes, knowing you were going to agree to it, no matter what, but why not tease billy while you're at it?

"get out of it? the cheek on you is astounding. fuck, listen. you get to fuckin' relax and i'll pay for your bloody dinner and give you 100 for it, alright?"

"alright, alright." you hold your phone between your head and shoulder as you pull on your jacket. "text me the address and i'll be there in twenty." you replied. billy merely groaned and then the dial tone. "dick." you scoffed before checking your texts, pulling on your headphones and heading out into the wild jungle of new york.

much to your surprise, your "favour" wasn't as small as billy had made it sound on the phone when you finally showed up at the dingy apartment, alongside him and hughie. you step inside and immediately the smell of sex, weed and fast food overwhelms you as you gaze around at the abandoned take-away boxes and half-drunk whiskey bottles. a towering figure wanders out from the bedroom dressed in grey sweatpants and a new york giants button up t-shirt and a lit joint dangling from his lips. your eyes connect, mirroring the same expression of confusion and disbelief.

"who the fuck is this?" the man huffs as he takes a hit from his thick joint and studies you.

"yeah, butcher..." you turn and cock your head at him in disbelief. "who the fuck is this?" you jut your thumb behind you and hear him let out a low chuckle before both him and butcher erupt into a fit of laughter. you stare at hughie for an ounce of help but he looks equally as uncomfortable as you. "billy, when you said babysit, i thought you meant for a fucking 5 year old or something!"

"alright sweetheart, i am 105 so, close enough and i don't need no cock-suckin' babysitter anyway." he swaggers closer and sits down at the cluttered, rickety kitchen table and takes a swig of the closest whiskey bottle.

"you're literally not helping the situation, grandpa." you turn and sneer at him. he only guffaws and inhales more of his joint.

"what a firecracker you've got yourself there, butcher. if she doesn't rope in her fuckin' attitude, i can't guarantee she's alive when you come back." he says calmly, as if it's the most normal thing to say. you jerk forward but butcher and hughie quickly pull you back.

"excuse us a minute, mate." butcher smiles and drags you into the hallway as you continue to protest and shout insults at the asshole.

"you've finally lost your mind if you think i'm fucking sticking around and babysitting an actual murderer." you begin, but butcher quickly cuts you off.

"listen love, he's just kidding, alright? the fella's 105, right? he's doped up on all kinds of meds, he can't hurt a fly right now. plus, he's saving his energy so you're not in any real danger. trust me." billy sways as he gives you that devilish smile, you've grown to know too well. "just keep soldier boy entertained and busy, let him talk your fucking ear off. doesn't get easier." he shrugs.

"... soldier boy?" you pause. butcher rolls his eyes and with the help of hughie, they quickly describe their catastrophic trip to russia and discovering the bastard was still alive and how they plan to use him to stop homelander. you can only nod and hum as you try to absorb the severity of the situation, but with a grain of salt.

"alright. look, i'll 'babysit' him this once." you use air quotes before running your hands over your face, not believing what you're agreeing to. "but this, this is fucking crazy."

"yeah, yeah. thanks, love." butcher huffs before dragging you back into the apartment and explaining the situation to soldier boy before handing him another bag of miscellaneous pills. they wish you luck and stuff some bills in your hand for dinner and suddenly, it was just you and the 105-year old man-child stuck together.

the first few hours flew by without an incident and you weren't quite sure how you had managed to listen to his incoherent rants about modern society and the state of feminism without losing your mind. it might have something to do with the fact that he could explode and kill you at any moment, but it could be also be because he offered you good weed in return which made everything much more tolerable.

you had eaten some cheap-ass pizza from a nearby restaurant before settling down with a beer or two and watching whatever was showing on his shitty tv. you would occasionally hum or nod in agreement to whatever nonsense he spewed just to keep him sated; he was so into hearing his own voice that it didn't register to him that he had barely heard yours.

until you were moaning and groaning his name as he ruthlessly thrusted himself into you right there on the same couch, with your ankles dangling above your head and his hand firmly around your throat. you weren't sure how this happened or escalated, but you definitely weren't complaining as you marvelled at his toned body and handsome features. the sly, fox-like grin and matching mischievous eyes, toussled chestnut, brown hair and jawline you could cut yourself on. he pounded into your slick folds at a delicious pace, slowly dragging himself in and out of you and gazing in awe at where your bodies connected. his back scratched up and your throat littered with love bites; leaving little gifts for one another on each others bodies.

you let him take out his years of frustration and pent up anger on your body as you laid and relished in the sensation of it; welcoming every word that slipped past his plush lips and every grab from his calloused hands with a grin on your face as multiple orgasms washed over you and ebbed away at your previous hesitations. and that's how it started, this thing between you and ben.

it wasn't exactly healthy and didn't always work out, considering the amount of times you'd get into shouting matches with the older supe, but billy now had a reliable baby-sitter, so he wasn't going to complain.

"jesus christ, do you ever shut the fuck up?" ben groans as you complain about the state of his apartment, finding pizza crusts scattered around, as well as finding weapons and drugs just laying haphazardly in places where you'd least expect them.

"only when your cock is stuffed into my mouth." you state matter-of-factly as you're bent over and letting your eyes glance over the sad contents of it; a few beers, the aforementioned knife and one expired milk cartoon. ben visibly freezes and splutters, the beer in his mouth catching in his throat. you snap up, slam the fridge and give him a wink whilst hiding your small smirk. there is nothing you loved more than getting under his "thick" skin. you start unpacking the groceries you had gotten for you both; it was going to be another long night of keeping him in line and unlike him, you actually needed to eat.

"back in my day, ladies wouldn't have a mouth on 'em like you do." he scoffed, trying to act like your words weren't affecting him they way you know they were.

"you know ben? you're so fucking stuck in the past, that you have no clue how to function here! we're all trying to help you but you're just too fucking stubborn," you start and he lets out a groan as he knew what this meant; another one of your long tirades about whatever was occupying your mind. he was getting a taste of his own medicine, so he tried to keep his complains to a minimum as he settled into the kitchen chair and watch you with a beer. you rant for a little while and all he does is grunt and him, knowing it's better to just let you talk then to interrupt you; he's unsuccessfully tried a few times.

"looks like i need to fuck you harder to get my fuckin' message across." he just grumbles as you finally sit down opposite him with a scowl.

"if you're not careful, i'll fuck you harder and show how you a real women works these days." you laugh as ben takes over your previous scowl and just shakes his head. "oh ben, i am a ride that you wouldn't survive." you wink dramatically and to his dismay, he blushes before knocking back the rest of his beer.

"i should've stayed in the fucking '50's." he groans and runs his hands over his face, rubbing his beard as his tired eyes glance over you.

"but then, you wouldn't have experienced me bouncing on you, crazy style." you pout, leaning forward and grabbing his hands. he abruptly stands up and sighs before announcing that he needed a fucking nap and a bottle of jameson before he could handle anymore bullshit from you. you're left sat with a shit-eating grin, knowing that in an hour or two, he'll come crawling back and begging to hear you talk dirty to him as he pounds into you.

a/n: idk what this is but here we are. this is what my brain conjured up and honestly, this took too long for me to write, so im sorry anon that this is so late </3 -`♡´- tag list: @bluemerakis @legalmente-loca @faiszt @vmiina @emeraldcrs @briiverse @figthoughts @sl33pylilbunny @jasvtsc @silverwoodlynx @kayleighwinchester @bejeweledinterludes @yooyieu @nperoconelcositoarriba @lanasgirlfr @velvetdandeli0n @iluvdeanwinchester @doeinlace @cowboysandcigarettes @daylighted (comment or inbox me to be added)

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reblogging to get it back to the top cause I crashed out over the tubi ads 🥰

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⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ here are some new stranger things bots! sorry I haven't yet posted the marvel bots, I sort of lost my motivation. anyways, as always, please let me know if any of the links do not work <3 these might be my last bots for a while.

JONATHAN BYERS

❝ muse ❞

in which you're jonathan's muse. every single part of you, every single moment, is beautiful to him. much to your dismay, jonathan likes to put his photography skills to good use and creates his own photo album reserved only for pictures of you.

❝ sleepless nights ❞

after the disappearance of will, jonathan tries to come to terms with the fact that his brother is more than likely dead. things at home have been tough, and he believes his mom is going through a mental breakdown. to get away from the chaos, he spends the night at your place - though sleep evades you both.

STEVE HARRINGTON

❝ sneaking in ❞

you and steve are from entirely different crowds. you were once a straight-a student, focused entirely on your studies until he came along. refusing to spend time with after school due to needing to study, he takes it upon himself to sneak in to help with studying.

❝ cherry lipgloss ❞

(henderson!user) after the many horrific events that transpired with the upside down and ungodly monsters, steve is spending a lot more time with your brother, and subsequently, you. you flew under his radar during the height of his popularity, but now you're all he can think about.

ROBIN BUCKLEY

❝ steve's sister ❞

(harrington!user) when robin takes up a summer job at scoops ahoy, the last thing she expects is to develop a crush on her co-worker's sister. however, when you waltzed right in with your tiny little shorts and perfect smile, she found herself falling hard. it didn't help that she had to deal with you every single day.

❝ little miss perfect ❞

you're little miss perfect. the golden girl of hawkins. everything about you is flawless, from your appearance to your family. you're popular but not unkind, and almost everybody likes you. robin, however, is the polar opposite. she's stuck with admiring from you from afar - wishing she was making you laugh instead of your stupid boyfriend. she's faced with tough feelings when you're paired together for a school project.

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my thirteenth reason.

I am so sick of this damn flesh cowboy hat guy

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THERE IS A FUCKASS FLESH WIZARD HAT GUY NOW.

I am so sick of this damn flesh cowboy hat guy

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whenever I love a fictional man, I either

1. want him to be my father

2. want him to be my girlfriend

3. both

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i love the early episodes of daredevil because i get to watch matt writhe in pain covered in blood in his slutty little black suit

🎁GIFts🎁 Matt laying in pain in season 1 of Daredevil

for @booksapphic 💕

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might've posted a bit too late in the night but I hope my previous post doesn't flop cause it's my first time ever dropping stranger things bots 🙏

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── .✦ NEW BOTS

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ here are some new stranger things bots! sorry I haven't yet posted the marvel bots, I sort of lost my motivation. anyways, as always, please let me know if any of the links do not work <3 these might be my last bots for a while.

JONATHAN BYERS

❝ muse ❞

in which you're jonathan's muse. every single part of you, every single moment, is beautiful to him. much to your dismay, jonathan likes to put his photography skills to good use and creates his own photo album reserved only for pictures of you.

❝ sleepless nights ❞

after the disappearance of will, jonathan tries to come to terms with the fact that his brother is more than likely dead. things at home have been tough, and he believes his mom is going through a mental breakdown. to get away from the chaos, he spends the night at your place - though sleep evades you both.

STEVE HARRINGTON

❝ sneaking in ❞

you and steve are from entirely different crowds. you were once a straight-a student, focused entirely on your studies until he came along. refusing to spend time with after school due to needing to study, he takes it upon himself to sneak in to help with studying.

❝ cherry lipgloss ❞

(henderson!user) after the many horrific events that transpired with the upside down and ungodly monsters, steve is spending a lot more time with your brother, and subsequently, you. you flew under his radar during the height of his popularity, but now you're all he can think about.

ROBIN BUCKLEY

❝ steve's sister ❞

(harrington!user) when robin takes up a summer job at scoops ahoy, the last thing she expects is to develop a crush on her co-worker's sister. however, when you waltzed right in with your tiny little shorts and perfect smile, she found herself falling hard. it didn't help that she had to deal with you every single day.

❝ little miss perfect ❞

you're little miss perfect. the golden girl of hawkins. everything about you is flawless, from your appearance to your family. you're popular but not unkind, and almost everybody likes you. robin, however, is the polar opposite. she's stuck with admiring from you from afar - wishing she was making you laugh instead of your stupid boyfriend. she's faced with tough feelings when you're paired together for a school project.