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ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏʏꜱ/ɢᴇɴ ᴠ ʙᴏᴛꜱ

ᴄᴀᴛᴇ ᴅᴜɴʟᴀᴘ

— forced proximity

you and cate never got along due to your fierce rivalry. unfortunately for the two of you, you're forced to work close together once you both are elected as the guardians of godolkin.

ꜱᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ ʙᴏʏ

— going public

ben's breakup with crimson countess made headlines, naturally. months down the line, he hadn't publicly come out as having a new partner, that is, until you join the picture, hanging off his arm at his new movie premiere. [payback era]

— red, white, and royal blue

you were a member of payback. unbeknownst to everyone, you were in cahoots with the russians, having weasled your way into vought for some inside knowledge. when ben finds out, he's never felt so betrayed and heartbroken. [payback era]

ᴠɪᴄᴛᴏʀɪᴀ ɴᴇᴜᴍᴀɴ

— best kept secret

victoria knew she had to keep up her "anti-supe" activist facade for the public if she wanted to win the presidential campaign. that was sort of her whole thing. however, it was hard to act like she hated you. behind the scenes, she was hopelessly in love with you - one of the seven's beloved heroes.

— she's hiding something

you had caught onto her odd behavior quickly. victoria had recently been acting tense and jumpy, a far cry from her usual suave, charming self. when you brought it up, it only made matters worse. there was only a matter of time before she broke, though the real reason behind her change was the fact that she was planning on proposing to you. she just had to keep it a secret until the right moment.

𝜗𝜚˚⋆ c.ai account | request form .ᐟ

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but like imagine dean fucking you with sam asleep in the same room… 18+

warnings: smut, caught in the act, (dean x fem!reader)

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“mmmph-”

you moaned against dean’s hand as he rocked his cock up into you, his tip brushing against your cervix.

“shhh, baby…” he cooed quietly, glancing over at his brother asleep in the next bed over.

your cunt wrapped around dean’s rock hard length as he slammed in and out of you, making the motel bed squeak. you let out a soft squeal and shut your eyes, feeling dizzy as his other hand rubbed rough circles your clit.

“shhh…” dean whispered, his cock twitching up into your cunt, “you wake sammy, babe, and he’ll be so mad.”

you felt your pussy tighten around dean’s cock again, nearing another orgasm at the thought of getting caught in such a compromising position. dean bit his bottom lip and scrunched his face, trying to hold in a groan at the feeling. he was barely keeping himself together.

the quiet but lewd sounds of him pumping into your wet cunt filled the room, along with both your soft grunts and the squeaking of the motel bed.

sam let out a groan and rolled over to face you and dean. you both froze, watching and waiting for his hazel eyes to flicker open and catch you two in the act.

but they didn’t. instead they stayed shut. dean hesitantly slid himself back up into you, keeping his eyes on his brother. you watched sam too.

your thoughts started racing around in your head and you couldn’t deny it, some fucked up part of you kinda wanted to get caught riding dean.

dean’s fingers began rubbing your sensitive clit again, making you whimper as he thrusted in and out of you.

“shush, i’m serious.”

you pouted against his hand, “c-can’t… feels too good…”

he gripped your face tighter, “we’ll have to stop if you can’t keep quiet, baby.”

his words sent a flash of panic through your body, your head instantly shaking as you grinded on him, desperate to show him you can be good.

“that’s it. nice and quiet,” he said breathily, feeling you clench around him again.

you hissed and tried to hold back whimpers as you came all over his cock again, your juices leaving a creamy ring around his length as he pumped into you.

dean groaned at the feeling of you gushing all over his cock. his own release washed over him. he shot thick warm ropes of his seed deep into your cunt, making you whimper and clench again as his hips jerked up. he pulled you down against him and buried his head in your neck, letting out louder grunts and moans.

“can you guys shut the fuck up?” sam groaned. you felt a pillow hit the side of you as you laid flat on dean, his softening cock still inside you. you laughed softly in dean’s ear.

“sorry, sammy,” dean smirked as he rubbed your back. he moved his head to look over at his brother, who had turned away and pulled the blanket over his head completely.

dean laughed and pulled you even closer to him, wrapping his arms around you as he whispered in your ear, “oops.”

A/N: wrote and edited this high so ignore it if something’s grammatically incorrect or doesn’t make sense LOL anyways poor sam :( i’m laughing so hard

requests and feedback are welcome and encouraged!! thank uuu <3

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hi!! i sent in a request a while ago, and i was wondering how long you think it'll take you to be done??

im gonna be honest, probably a very long time. im technically homeless due to hurricane helene. right now, im staying at a friend's place and trying to find a new job and get my life back on track so bots are like the very least of my priority. im so sorry it's taken me a while, but i promise that if you've sent in a form i've seen it!!! just not sure when i'll get back to posting, sorry lovely <3

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i need to motorboat sam winchester's tits. thank you for coming to my ted talk.

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they'll fund a genocide and let their poor regions be destroyed. don't fucking forgive them for that.

my hometown is completely gone from what pictures i can find of it, i have not heard from my family (including aunts, uncles, parents, one sibling, and a grandparent), and the infrastructure in the mountain communities is wiped out. i cannot stress how catastrophic this is, or how difficult it will be for these communities to build back. i am angry, and scared, and heartbroken by everything that's happened.

and our government is spending it's money to fund a genocide.

free palestine, and don't be complicit. realize that this is not something happening that doesn't affect you--although it shouldn't take this to care about the deaths of thousands of people anyway.

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i can't stop making these

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i just opened this app and the first thing i saw was a dick. tears are actively falling down my cheeks how many freaking tags do i have to block to not see this stuff wtf 😭😭😭

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Its sooo hard to find good rafe bots, yours wa sincredible and i wanted to request but outer banks wasnt in your list😔 please consoderate making more rafe bots pleaseee

AGHSHSHSG THATS MY FAULT I MEANT TO ADD IT TO MY LIST!! i need to update my form but if you wanna go ahead and send in a rafe request (either there or here on tumblr) then please do!

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so excited to try out your new bots!!! also your writing is So good, your bots intros are always amazing to read 😩

THANK YOU BABE 🫂🫂🫂

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DEFTONES INSPIRED BOTS!! notes: i've had these unlisted for about a month and never wanted to post them because i thought they were bad. anyways, since i do not have the time to make more bots, i'm releasing them now. ALSO HERE'S MY FIRST STAR WARS BOT WOWOW idk if the fandom is even alive (also huge creds to @pearlzier because i kinda got this idea from all of her album inspired bots) i enjoyed doing this so whenever i'm able, i might do smashing pumpkins next

RAFE CAMERON: ❝ be quiet and drive ❞ it feels good to know you're mine. now drive me far away, away, away. far away i don't care where. just far away i don't care where.

ANAKIN SKYWALKER: ❝ rosemary ❞ our minds bend and our fingers fold. entwined, we dream of unknown.

SAM WINCHESTER: ❝ cherry waves ❞ the waves suck you in then you drown. if like, you'd just stay down with me. i'll swim down with you. is that what you want?

DEAN WINCHESTER: ❝ entombed ❞ from the day you arrived, i have stayed by your side, placed inside. safe and sound. shapes and colors are all i see. shades of colors are all i feel.

NATASHA ROMANOFF: ❝ beware ❞ do you like the way the water tastes? it's like gunfire. you knew but you could never say. then come forth, do you like the way the water tastes?

IT WONT LET ME ADD CHERRY WAVES OR BEWARE WTF 😡

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National coverage of the hurricane has been so heavily tilted towards the typical hurricane-affected areas that it is going almost completely unreported as of posting that the town of Chimney Rock, North Carolina has been completely leveled.

Aside from some residential areas, the entire town is gone.

I'm posting this because in the coming days and weeks there are going to be a lot of calls to help people who survived the storm and many are going to assume that this is business-as-usual hurricane season stuff, but it isn't. This storm tore through Appalachia, flooding regions that have literally never flooded like this. The hills and plants that hold soil in place have been severely damaged because this kind of weather event is so deeply unprecedented the plants that live here are completely unprepared for this to happen literally ever.

There are no undamanged highways in or out of Asheville. We can't even recover the phone and data networks until trucks can get into the area, and they can't get into the area because some of the roads are just GONE. The water was so fast and so intense it washed the dirt from underneath the pavement and chunks of road literally fell down the fucking mountains.

When you see things over the next few days asking for help, please understand that this is not typical hurricane season damage. Entire communities have been flattened. The infrastructure in much of the region is utterly destroyed and will take weeks just to begin recovery in some parts.

The phone and data grid are offline.

Power and water are out for most people.

The roads used for evacuation are undrivable.

This is an absolute nightmare scenario.

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As more and more comes out about the flooding here in North Carolina, please refrain from making comments about your vacations.

I've seen several comments on videos about the flooding in Asheville from people wondering if it will be better by the time they take their trip next month and such.

Don't do this. Please.

The Appalachians already get dismissed as 'oh, silly hillbillies are getting their comeuppance'. Towns like Asheville, Hendersonville, Boone, etc are not your fucking playgrounds. Yes, tourism is important. But the town and the people who live there are not your playthings.

People have lost their homes and livelihoods. I wonder how many people were lost in these floods. How many pets have died. These areas already have immense poverty and the first freezes of the year are just around the corner for these areas. There's already not enough shelters.

Please do not comment about how you hope everything will be ok in time for your vacation. Think it all you want. But don't comment on these videos.

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The hurricane has wiped entire towns off the map. Places I’ve lived in have no roads in or out— the entire city of Asheville is only accessible by air. Even the interstates flooded. I’m waiting to hear back from so so many friends who live in this part of the state but most of the cell towers are down.

The thing that really turns my stomach is that there’s so so little news coverage of it. I’ve seen more articles about empty condos and beach houses in Florida than I’ve seen about ENTIRE TOWNS BEING WIPED OFF THE MAP in western North Carolina.

The way Appalachia is overlooked time and time again has probably led to some of the loss of life in the region because the news just… didn’t really talk about the danger of flooding that far inland.

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Hurricane Helene has devastated Appalachia and the news isn’t covering it.

Y’all, it wasn’t just flooding. Entire towns are gone. Like the buildings aren’t damaged, they just aren’t there anymore. Bridges and roads have collapsed, leaving other towns only accessible by air. There is no power, water, food, gas for generators, and no rescue coming. They can’t get anything in. There is no Wi-Fi or cell service. Thousands are missing.

I’m Appalachian (I live in the east now, though. I am safe). It’s not just a region, it’s got a unique culture. It’s own unique music and dance and food and art. There are ethnic groups that only exist there. So much of my cultural identity has been decimated. How much knowledge has been lost to the death toll? How many Mawmaw’s quilts and biscuit recipes? How many pieces of art and cultural artifacts swept away by the flooding?

Appalachia is one of the most impoverished regions in America. They are never hit by hurricanes like this. They don’t have the resources to deal.

People are also not making international trips to Appalachia like they do for Florida. It is very likely Appalachia will receive inadequate resources from the federal government and from organizations like the Red Cross. Thank you economy politics. Turns out your life is only worth as much as profit as you can turn.

People did not vote for this either, before anyone tries to say that. North Carolina is arguably the worst state in the country when it comes to voter suppression and gerrymandering.

Just, please y’all. Be aware that this is now a humanitarian crisis. Be aware of the damage. Help if you can as relief funds and gofundmes begin to emerge.

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please donate or share if you're able to. most of these places with never be the same. my own family had to evacuate, and the stable i worked at was completely obliterated. i have to find a new job, new house, and completely start over as most of my stuff was left behind. there are so many people struggling right now and literally any amount of money could help that goes to restoration and rescue

appalachia is devastated. towns i loved, towns i visited all the time, are gone. not damaged, GONE. they are leveled to the ground. there is nothing left but rubble and ruin. people are dead. appalachia is poor to begin with and relies on tourism for a lot of its income, and multiple of those tourist locations are just...gone.

my town is okay, but it's flooded and wrecked. trees are blocking all but one way out of our neighborhood. power lines are hanging limp in the roads. we've been without power for over 24 hours and will continue to be without power for likely another 24+. disabled people and poor people are GOING to die from this. gods save appalachia.

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this is not the update i was expecting to give but buckle up buddies cause this is gonna be a bumpy ride. the weather has been fucking insane. the stable i work at had to evacuate due to helene so i've been working literally 24/7 prepping horses and helping load them and all this other shit. i have like 20 requests that i need to do and i hate feeling so unreliable because i keep saying "i'll make it when i get motivation!!!!" yeah i need to stop lying to myself because that isn't happening soon. i will try my absolute best to get the halloween ones out in time for the holiday, but life has been kicking me in the ass so no promises.

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If you write a Gabriel bot from spn i’ll give you my first born 🙏 I’m thinking like prophet user whose his favorite pretty please

okay i actually LOVE this idea!!!! i saw ur request in my forms and i'm going to make this as soon as i get my motivation back i promise 🙏🙏 it might be a while because i'm kind of going on a hiatus, hence why i haven't posted in like a week THANK YOU FOR THIS REQUEST THO