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I'll stop being a downer, I really do promise, just wanted to ask for a small bit of reassurance kinda? Maybe? Eh?

(content warning: vent, coercion, family issues, homphobia/transphobia mentioned)

My mother has decided that despite being a young adult, I'm not allowed to still have unmonitored friendships or beliefs, and upon finding out pretty much everyone in my friend group is lgbtq+, including me, my parents threw a huge fit and now are in control of my discord, fully monitoring it and everything my friends say to me (we closed our dms and had me leave a few servers for safety's sake).

My privacy and my friends' privacy has all been completely infiltrated, and I was supposed to keep my friends being monitored a secret (I didn't obviously), and on top of that, my financial stability in the form of college funding is now split is half, but if I stop pretending to be a perfect little mormon straight girl, my college funding will go away. Verbatim, if I "keep being good," I get half funding, but if I step out of line once I'm cooked. All of this over lgbtq friends, me being lgbtq and them claiming me and all my friends are confused and manipulated, and an essay I wrote about canonically gay fish boys (Luca & Alberto).

I'm so sick of being controlled, but god I can't get out of the house yet. No one is hiring me, and my parents don't want me to focus on getting my own place until I need a dorm/apartment for school. But I need out man, my friends don't deserve all of this stress and fear, and I'm sick of dealing with it myself. I don't care if I 'dissapoint' my parents or make them feel like I tear this family apart anymore, if their love was really unconditional, I wouldn't be familiar with being told "know your place," "you're tearing this family apart," and "this is exactly what your sister is doing, and we want to stop that." My sister is everything to me, my friends are everything to me. They're my closest family. And I hate venting online, I really do, but this is affecting me so bad right now, and just wanted to get it off my chest, yknow? This place makes me feel a little calmer, which shouldn't be the case cause it's godforsaken tumblr, but yknow, this is the hand I've been dealt, gotta play the game.

"Little Miss Perfect, that's me."

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hey hows it goin

Jdhskdbsks hiiii I'm being forced to write a political history paper rnnn :,)))

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Alrighty I'm done being political on main Imma go play webfishing

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How am I supposed to look at my family rn man. Only my sister, her husband, and I are upset at this outcome. My parents are going to be god damn celebrating while I fear for the lives of my best friends who have now lost their trans rights and immigration rights. If I lose either of them, I'm throwing caution to the wind and absolutely screaming at my family for what they've done.

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I don't like politics and never will, talking abt it makes me ungodly anxious and upset to the point of panic, but god I'm scared tonight. If that dorito bastard wins again most of my loved ones will no longer have rights, and one of my best friends made a joke about him and his family being deported if trump wins, which shouldn't even be a joke he can make, but he can because this is his fucking reality. I hate this place. I wanna go live in the funny webfishing reality where we can all be gay and just fish. I wanna be a silly little dog with my silly little dog partner and catch frogs until I earn me some green rain boots.

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hey so uh I'm stupid, you meant like being surrounded by an ever changing environment of judgement and wishing for others approval while also just wanting to have fun with your glorbos, my stupid ass interpreted it as "how does my obsessively compulsive ass deal with constantly wanting to be obsessed but getting overwhelmed with too much knowledge and feeling left out due to not having the mental compacity/time to be as invested as I wanna be"

so woops mb chief

Genuinely interested in hearing how people with OCD deal with current day fandom, I rarely see people talk about this openly.

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As a person with OCD, I'm honestly unsure tbh, I just kinda ride the wave until sometimes I get too burnt out over trying to keep up, and then just kinda only look into things I hear abt that genuinely interest me. Some days it bugs me a lot to be like that cause I have an incredibly bad case of fomo, but my mental health is already so bad that I end up deciding it's not worth making it worse to try and keep up with what the fandom believes/is interested in. Like I'm as hype for the Book of Bill as much as the next person, and I really enjoyed the lore and arg of Inscryption when it was new, but god I am so behind it's not even funny, but like, I'm too eepy-

Only fandoms like Pokémon and Stardew Valley keep me constantly hooked, but that's just the hyperfixation goblin in my brain deciding these are it's favorites and it doesn't wanna let them go. Also Stardew fandom culture is much more tame, but I digress-

Genuinely interested in hearing how people with OCD deal with current day fandom, I rarely see people talk about this openly.

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I'm mutuals with some of my all time favorite stardew valley content creators and I will never shut up about it and also never not be worried that I'm annoying them ✨️✨️✨️

@clarisinne @red-space-ace @theycallmekaibara this is aimed at youuuu

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I got this idea that Elliot likes greek mythology because one of his loved items is pomegranate, and yknow, pomegranate is really important for Persephone and Hades and I think he'd dig that

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Pokemon ask game!

1.What’s your favorite Pokemon ?

2.Is there a Pokémon you hate / dislike ?

3.What’s your Favorite [add a Type] pokemon ?

4.What’s your favorite pokemon from gen [add a number] / region ?

5.What’s your favorite pokemon type ?

6.What’s your least favorite pokemon type

7.What’s your favorite Type combos

8.Who’s your favorite Baby pokemon ?

9.Who’s your favorite legendary Pokémon ?

10.Who’s your favorite mythical Pokémon ?

11.Favorite Pseudo legendary ?

12.What’s your favorite Shiny Pokemon ?

13.What’s your favorite Regional bird ?

14.What’s your favorite Pikaclone ?

15.What’s your favorite regional rodent ?

16.What’s your favorite Ultra beast ?

17.What’s your favorite Eeveelution ?

18.What’s your favorite Fossil pokemon ?

19.What’s your favorite starter ?

20.What’s your least favorite starter ?

21.What’s your favorite region ?

22.What’s your favorite pokemon game ?

23.What’s your favorite regional variant / Alternate form ?

24.What’s your favorite paradox pokemon ?

25.Do you have a favorite pokeball ?

26.What’s your favorite gen ?

27.Do you have a least favorite gen ?

28.Do you have a favorite pokedex entry ?

29.Who’s your favorite character from the anime ?

30.Who’s your favorite character from any Pokémon games ?

31.If you were a trainer what are the 6 Pokémon that would be on your team?

32.If you were from the pokemon world what career would you like to have ? (Ex: Trainer, coordinator, breeder, ect)

33.What pokemon you wish had a mega evolution ?

34.What Pokémon you wish had another variant / form ? What type would it be ?

35.Who was your first Starter ever ?

36.Do you remember your first Pokémon team ? If yes, which one was it ?

37.If you could choose one Pokémon to bring to life, which one would it be ?

38.If you were a gym leader of what type would your team be ? And which Pokémon would they be ?

39.If you have to create your own pokemon (known as fakemon) what would you like to create ?

40.What’s your favorite pokemon anime opening ?

41.Ask me my opinion on anything you want specifically !

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Eliza just comes out swinging with "you'd be surprised how much they enjoy being told what to do to make you feel good, like being demanding? hell yeah pathetic men love that shit"

I need one of your farmers to misunderstand what kind of advice cringefail needs so they just start coaching her to be like a femdom of some kind and she just fucking dies

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AJDJSBSJSHSJSJSJBSJSJSJDJS-

POV: Clint when Harvey is fake dating Eliza

i am so sorry for vandalising your art but yes i could imagine clint saying that

LMFAOOOO LEGITIMATELY DON’T KNOW HOW HARVEY WOULD REACT LIKE WOULD HE ACTUALLY GET PISSED???? HARVEY!!! GETTING ACTUALLY ANGRY?!!!

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I LITERALLY WENT TO SEE LUCA IN THEATERS BACK IN MAY OF THIS YEAR AND I ONLY NOW LEARN THAT THE LITERAL STORY LEAD FOR THE MOVIE AND DIRECTOR OF CIAO ALBERTO CANONICALLY MADE THE FISH GAY?????? NO ONE TOLD ME MY BOYS WERE CANON

THEY REALLY DID JUST MAKE THE WHOLE STORY AN ALLEGORY FOR GAY KIDS WHO FEEL UNLOVED AND UNWANTED, ONE SIDE BEING ABANDONED, THE OTHER SIDE HAVING THEIR FAMILY LEARN AND GROW, AND HAVE THE TWO BOYS FALL IN LOVE, AND THEN ALSO ADRESS THE ABONDONMENT/DADDY ISSUES??? AND THEY STILL HAD TO SPELL IT OUT FOR US THAT "THESE BITCHES GAY" IS CANON BECAUSE WE COULDN'T SEE PAST THE PIXAR/DISNEY-SHAPED ROADBLOCK IN OUR GAY LITTLE PATH-

Not to talk abt Luca like 6 months too late but DAMMIT IM SO HYPED WE WON

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HIHIHI @clarisinne SORRY THIS TOOK ME FOREVER, I'm honestly flabbergasted to be mutuals with you, you're genuinely one of my favorite Stardew creators EVER, and I'm sooo so honored to make ya smthn, even if it took like.... a month longer than it should've (I deleted the draft 3 times asjhahsgjgdsj) Also funni comic under cut

I think they'd get along purely out of the dumbass shit goin on on their farms

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AJDHSJSJDJSBKDBSKSBSNSS SHE'S SO PERFECT TYYYY,,, I'M FOREVER IN YOUR DEBT I LOVE THIS SMMMM,,,

Oh my godddd your art is adorableeee!!! I love how shapey and satisfying it isss it looks so amazingggg I'm obsessedddd ashssgsjshjshsjs,,,

If you'd like, this is my farmer Eliza! I'm always nervous to ask doodle requests, but your style is so cuteeeejfjdjshsjsbjs,,, (she's married to Harvey btw :] )

SHES SUPER DUPER CUTE !!!!! + harvey saving her from the rain .. bc he’s husband …

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On top of the hundreds of drawing wips (including a gift) on my pc, I have started writing a Drawtectives fanfic for Jancy x Joe Beans before season 3 drops, and despite the main plot/conflict just being introduced, I am on page 32-

Help I just wanted a small lil fic of my favorite lesbians cause there's hardly any and I felt some were a lil out of character and now there's more written for them than my STARDEW LONG FIC-