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Is your phone a refrigerator? running

send message. siri send message. CIA

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I feel pity for you....

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Be thankful I'm not the type to send malicious emails... you'd easily fall for them.

- Kappa

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researchers from @zooliminology

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I WANT A PLUSHIE OF THEM NOW

Decided to finally work up the courage to show off these fellas. (I'm not 100% solid on the name idk if the puns are obvious enough)

Terra Birda

Location: The Far Plains

Size: Varies by Specimen

Characteristics: Large masses of grass covered dirt with legs resembling a chicken's sprouting from the bottom.

Notable Behaviors: Travels in groups of 1 to 17 Entities.  When resting, they will dig a small hole and settle into it akin to a nesting bird. When fully settled, the Entity is almost entirely camouflaged, appearing as a small hill. During this time, it will use its legs to pack additional dirt onto its body.  The Entity has been observed to reproduce when a loose clump of dirt (must be at least the size of a cantaloupe) detaches from the main body mass, at which point it will sprout legs and begin to follow the rest of the group.  

(Transparent version because I got lazy with the background and it sucks)

(The name is a pun on Terra Firma and Terror Bird. I can never tell when my jokes actually make sense without my randomized grab bag of potentially obscure knowledge.)

((I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!

Dirt bird!! -Rook))

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Woe sillies upon ye for the public to feast upon

[just. look at all this fanart holy shit]

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I made a doodle for Golbo (and their friends!)

Perhaps Golbo doesn't have emotions...I just imagine it has

(hes so cute!!!!!! I love the frenz dreaming - Rook)

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talk shit get hit also I hate it here I want to go home

[get fucking owned kappa]

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omggggg

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I forgot about the rat creatures for far too long

Anyways do you see what i see

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Wind deers :] weird mimic-esque animals that look like wind turbines. they settle down in one spot and open their face panels during the day to absorb solar energy & they often camp out for weeks by windmill farms before moving on. People sort of just leave them alone when they show up

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OK SO I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET IN THE RAIN AT 2AM AND I SAW AN ANIMAL RUNNING DOWN THE ROAD AND SO I GRABBED IT AND

IT WAS THIS

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What I can give you for Valentine's Day while I'm in exam week and doing other Valentine's Day things hehe

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Love this

Here are some other ideas for entity group names in no particular order:

Sailors - A crew Ghosts - A haunt Night Skies - A constellation Longlegs - A Target Sphere Obtained Through Legal Methods Princes - An apse (like the stained glass windows in a church/chapel) Queens - A glitter Sockwyrms - An odd (everyone knows you can never find matching pairs of socks!) Maax - An overcast Pelet - A brush Light Mimic - A festivity Golbo - Golbo.

I would say a quadriped of longlegs but these are so cute!

*gavel banging* These are now codified into Project vocabulary by his honor Co- I mean Kappa Kappa!

-kappa

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my lil guy collection so far 😼

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Amy might be stubborn, but she know's when she's beat. She doesnt mind being auntie to their chaos :) Click more to see the inspiration:

Inspired by this, because I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. "you really are all of you...! isnt that great?"

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Am I risking my life with this post... should I add mature? New to tumblr I don't want to get body slammed ToT

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I'm sorry, I've been wanting to make this joke for too long