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“Choke on it” ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ and will☹️☹️☹️☹️

omg if you are opening up request i neeeeeed more argyle. like maybe lazy sex or fucking at the pizza shop while he takes an order over the phone.

you're a genius for this one

warnings: smut (semi public blowjob), choking (because of said blowjob), hair pulling (kinda), friends with benefits

"Thanks for calling Surfer Boy Pizza, this is Argyle, may I take your order?"

Your manager had convinced him to skip the spiel about pineapple on pizza and just give the corporate-approved greeting to customers that call; but Argyle seemed kinda bummed about it, like that little bit of flair that made his day at work more interesting was gone.

Luckily, you had a sure way to cheer him up.

As you stepped closer, he glanced at you but didn't react much; he probably figured you were gonna brush past him to grab something from the cabinet. Instead, you dropped to your knees in front of him and reached to the waistband of his pants.

He opened his mouth, but he didn't say anything— he couldn't, that was the fun of it. "Y-yeah," he mumbled into the phone as you started to rub him through the fabric, feeling him get harder from your touch. "Yeah, a catering order? Okay, wh-what time would you like it delivered?"

He tilted the phone away from his mouth when you started to pull his pants down enough to get his cock out and smirk up at him.

"Are you crazy?" he hissed quietly. "Someone could come in—"

"Yeah," you agreed, "they might..."

Delivery drivers and cooks came through this part of the back plenty often, but only two other people were working today. It wasn't the first time you'd hooked up at work, but it was the most dangerous by a mile.

You took your visor off so it wouldn't get in the way, holding his dick (which had gotten hard very quickly) and licking it slowly— teasing him.

"I— god, I'm sorry, sir, could you repeat that?" he asked the customer on the phone. "Okay, eleven-thirty, twenty-five pizz—aaahh!"

He couldn't help but react when you started sucking him like that, flicking your tongue over his slit with your lips wrapped around the head. His hand found your hair in an instant as the other kept holding the phone guiding you to take him deeper with a grip that tightened each time you suckled a little harder.

"Yes, sorry," Argyle cleared his throat, "yes, I heard you, twenty-five pizzas, ten cheese, ten pepperoni, five supreme— that'll be, uh... that'll be..."

He could barely do math in his head without you sliding your slick lips up and down his cock. This was fucking impossible, and you knew it; you had to fight not to grin around him as he stammered.

"Fuck it, just call Pizza Hut," he decided suddenly, slamming the phone down and putting both his hands on you to force you to stay the course. "God, you're so fuckin' bad," he scolded in a praising sort of way, "you need to make it quick before we get caught. Fuck, c'mon, choke on it."

That you did; and it helped him get there faster, as did the way you'd done this so casually in public— as did your eyes blinking up at him so innocently while that tongue did the devil's work.

"Gonna swallow, babe?" he prompted, and you nodded as much as you could. He tilted his head back and started to fuck your mouth— still gently, but less controlled than before. "Fuck, yeah you are— so good, babe, so fuckin' good, chokin' on my dick at work... you are so dirty."

Humming in agreement, you let him use your throat until he spilled into your mouth with a loud sigh, come filling your waiting mouth. You tried to keep suckling even after, but he whimpered under his breath and pulled you off; wiping your mouth, you swallowed his come and stood up with a proud smile. "You would've made a great tip on that catering order," you taunted.

He picked up your banana-yellow visor for you and put it back on top of your head. "I'm so gonna get back at you for this after our shift's done," he promised.

"Can't wait," you purred, turning and getting back to work as if nothing had happened— except for the taste of him at the back of your throat and the wetness in your underwear. Stealing a slice would take care of the first problem, but the second would have to wait until he got his revenge after work, and you knew it would be worth the wait.

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just a reminder that namor isn’t hispanic or mexican or latino! he’s solely indigenous so please when writing him do not have him speaking spanish unless it’s necessary or have him using spanish nicknames (which tends to be the case with spanish speaking characters as far as i’ve seen in fan fiction). he wouldn’t default to speaking in spanish, it’s not his first language nor is it his primary one. it’s yucatec maya! there are plenty of loving and endearing nicknames you can pull out of this wonderful language. please do not erase that representation simply because you find it easier or more convenient or simply out of ignorance. <<3

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Now I said Jon was more dom in s4 timing!!! I DID NOT SAY HE STILL DONT MOAN LIKE A BITCH!!!

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When having sex with Marlon the “you fucking love it. Hm? You fucking love me, baby?” To “fuckkk you see what you do to me? I cant live without you.” Plot line go crazy

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I’ve been showering y’all in unwanted Jonathan Byers content ikik but the thought of him not even being able to get himself off right by fucking you because he just keeps pulling out and eating pussy☹️ he’ll probably just end up not even fucking just eating your pussy and humping the end of the bed☹️☹️☹️

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YALL I STILL WRITE FOR THE FANDOMS ON MY PINNED POST MY DRAFTS ARE FILLED TO THE BRIM BECAUSE IM INSECURE

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PEOPLE FOR DUCK'S SAKE WRITE MORE GLENN RHEE FANFICS WHAT IS THIS.

#also stop using false tags. Whenever I search up fanfics of glenn all I get is daryl or rick or even freaking merle instead what even

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Humiliating/acting dominant with Jonathan in public just to fucked up after🤒

I always imagine saying something like “your such a fucking loser” or “that’s some loser shit” jokingly and him whispering “watch that mouth” but then going on with it and bothering him through the day☺️

Then by the end, you KNOW what coming for you and as soon as you shut the door to his room/your shared apartment he hits you with that “so what were you saying all day?” hehehehehehe

Ahhhh then he just goes fucking apeshit on that pussy. You would never hear that much dirty talk/slight degradation out of that man. I want him to leave me a fucked up babbling mess for saying all that shit☹️

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I wanna ride arg while passing a blunt between eachother ☹️

On some real sloppy shit too☹️☹️

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OMG YOUR SUCH A FUCKING LOSER LITERALLY FUCK THE LIFE OUT OF ME LIKE YOUR SO LAME I WILL HAVE YOUR CHILDREN HOW FUCKING MANY YOU WANT YOU FUCKING DWEEB ASS BITCH LITERALLY MAKE OUT WITH ME

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I GOTTA act on this fic now that I’m getting back into writing

I have an inching urge to write a whole sophomore!Jonathan x Sinclair!reader fic where they’ve known eachother for a while and shit BUT YALL JUST GON HAVE TO SEE WHEN ITS OUT THE DRAFTS I DONT WANNA SPOIL SHIT ALSO HOW JON LOOKS IN IT WOULD BE CHARLIE’S “NO FUTURE” ERA CAUSE THAT MOVIE WAS CRAZY BUT LORD WAS HE FINER THEN A BITCH

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omg I was gonna say that but I was kinda shy to, but I definitely agree. I do think that Jonathan for sure because dominant soon after. he makes me MELTTT

I just know he is the sweetest dom too!!! A little mean because he fucking loves overstimulating you and pushing you (cause he know can you do it for him🥹) but the sweetest!!! He’s constantly trying not to go to hard so he doesn’t hurt you. But an occasional pounding would always put you in your place🫠 whew this mannnnn

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I saw your post about s1 jonathan and all I'm thinking is that, yes, s1 jonathan is submissive asf!!!!

Feel like there’s a whole sub to dom moment with Jon. But there would still be moments when he wants you to take control with s4 timing. ESPECIALLY with that oral fixation!!! Sometimes baby doesn’t wanna stress out and just wants some pussy to keep him quiet and calm☹️ poor thing!

And overstimulation obsessed dom!Jon>>>>>>life itself

ALSO HERES THE PICS OF JON HEHEHEHE

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I’m seeing all of these pics of s1 Jon with his finger in his mouth and I can’t help but think of oral fixation!sub!Jonathan help meeeee

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LEMME TRY AND GET INTO WRITING AGAIN!!!

Alright so this is what I have in mind. The elite eight™️ and writing lil Drabbles about members of it. The kick is you guys get to choose who I’m gonna write interacting!!! DISCLAIMER THO!! I am willing to write smut. BUTTTTTT there is some lesbians of the group!! I WILL NOT WRITE ANY SMUT WITH MEAN FOR THEM!!! (Robin. Literally just Robin but like!!! NO!) also i can include reader in it if you want!!!

Ok ok ok so if you don’t know what people have up the elite eight (because I just made that name up) lemme show you my nigga ima get you right.

Steve Harrington (romantic connections - Eddie, Jonathan, Nancy)

Nancy Wheeler (romantic connections - Jonathan, Steve, Robin)

Jonathan Byers (romantic connections - Nancy, Steve, Argyle)

Eddie Munson (romantic connections - Steve)

Robin Buckley (romantic connections - Vicky, Nancy)

Argyle (romantic connections - Jonathan, Eden)

Vicky (romantic connections - Robin)

Eden (romantic connections - Argyle)

Hehe I made it rainbow because they gay

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Joel bout to be a different type of FINE DAWG

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Was introduced to the h/c that Jonathan is into his partner choking him…I love y’all sm