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Did you know that one of the symptoms of a heart attack is an impending sense of doom...

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Did you know that blue whale tongues weigh as much as an elephant... just their tongue...

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(Kinda tw for slight gore?)

Did you know that human eyeballs have the same structure as a grape and pop like them too. (Allegedly not that I would know or anything)

I love Malevolent because it doesn't even start at 0 mph, it just goes straight to 100 and stays there. you would think "guy and the cosmic horror possessing him are too entangled by love to be torn apart by a bigger cosmic horror" would be a later season development, but no. it's at the end of Season 1. and the format of every episode is like [list of content warnings as long as my arm] [most tender display of affection and/or vicious deeply personal argument you've ever heard] [some guy's eyeballs get ripped out while being described in visceral squelching detail]

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Did you know that you can avoid all red lights by driving at 114,004,827 mph (183,472,984 km/h) at which speed the lights will be blue-shifted enough to appear green!

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did you know that teeth are not considered to be bones of the skull? They are their own entirely separate category.

Someday. This will be a sticker.

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Did you know that laundry detergent was first invented due to a soap scarcity in 1916 during WW1? However it wasn't available in households until the 1930s.

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Did you know that elephants are actually right or left tusked. Much like how humans are right or left handed.

how do you eat an elephant?

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Did you know that the biggest jack o'lantern ever carved weighed over 2749 pounds (1246.925 kg), and the fastest time anyone has ever carved a pumpkin was 16.47 seconds.

How different malev characters carve pumpkins (yellow isn’t allowed knives for reasons)

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Did you know that the first ever car to introduce the white reversing lights that are so popular today was the Toyota Corolla?

Also, Corolla means 'little crown' and the car was named as such in hopes that it would bring good luck to the sales.

This meme, but make it Oscar Malevolent

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The brain is constantly eating itself...

Its cells are consistently consuming other, smaller cells to stop infections and clear accumulating rubbish from the brain in a process called 'phagocytosis'.

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A group of hippopotami is called a bloat

A group of pandas is called a disappointment

A group of ferrets is called a business

A group of owls is called a parliament...

A group of ravens- Wait

Owls? PARLIAMENT?

THEYRE PLANNING TO TAKE OVER THE GOVERNMENT. MASTER, OWLS ARE EVIL

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The common house fly hums in the middle octave F key

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did you know that Pluto did not make a full revolution of the sun between its discovery and its demotion.

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there are records of owls attacking and hospitalizing people, some leading to fatalities.

so arthurs, youre a lying bitch