I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.
I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.
When I was in the hospital, they gave me a big bracelet that said ALLERGY, but like. I'm allergic to bees. Were they going to prescribe me bees in there.
tone indicators, but they mean exactly what you expect or what's ruder. Hj=handjob. Pos=piece of shit. A=ass. Cb=cock and balls. F=fuck. M=masochist. S=Sadist. Q=queeeeeeer. Btw, there are too many tone indicators, and some of them are just complete bullshit. "NPA" is "Not passive aggressive" I'd honestly take that as passive aggressive because of reverse psychology. NAV is "not a vent" what does that mean? and Neg/NG is negative connotation.
tried to google search for that post that's like.. something about squids and it goes "the squirterrrrrrrrr" and believe it or not that did not show me the thing i was looking for