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IN A HOLIDAZE SENTENCE QUOTES. writing prompts from the book in a holidaze by christina lauren. change pronouns, names, and details as you see fit! tw: mentions of alcohol & s**ual themes

❝ call me a harlot. call me impulsive. call me hungover. ❞

❝ i am a notoriously wussy drinker and he is a notoriously horny one. ❞

❝ we made out in the mudroom. ❞

❝ that's me: harlot. ❞

❝ please don't say it like that. ❞

❝ i mean, you're a people-pleaser. ❞

❝ i didn't do it to make anyone happy! ❞

❝ it wasn't that calculated, okay? ❞

❝ are you attracted to him, though? ❞

❝ your expression is telling me it was terrible. ❞

❝ he licked my face. like, my entire face. ❞

❝ you are not the first two people in history to have drunkenly made out. ❞

❝ do i pretend like nothing happened? ❞

❝ you're the most emotionally intuitive locksmith alive, you know. ❞

❝last night was nothing. i should have known you'd make a huge deal out of it. ❞

❝ think i'll take my coffee outside and enjoy the last morning here. ❞

❝ you're not a mess. ❞

❝ was i talking to myself? ❞

❝ you're awfully chipper this morning. ❞

❝ what's with the weird vibe? ❞

❝ that's right, jackass, i'm right here. ❞

❝ give her some support, you idiot. ❞

❝ dude. what the hell? ❞

❝ i swear i've seen that before. ❞

❝ what the actual fuck? ❞

❝ you're staring at me like you don't know where you are. ❞

❝ i'm just a little foggy today. ❞

❝ are we flirting? this feels like flirting. ❞

❝ i guess we can be glad he's moved out of the designer sweatpants phase? ❞

❝ does any of this ring a bell? ❞

❝ i think it's possible i'm in the past, repeating the same holiday, and i'm the only one who knows it. ❞

❝ you didn't, by chance, get into my little blue bag, did you? ❞

❝ and you didn't think to warn him? ❞

❝ what else happens tonight? ❞

❝ we gather here in december to build snow creatures, sled down huge mountains, make piles of cookies, and watch our parents get day-drunk. ❞

❝ we used to pretend to be in a rock band and you'd be david bowie and i'd be janis joplin. ❞

❝ you talk in your sleep but unfortunately never say anything scandalous or interesting, it's mostly about food and spreadsheets. ❞

❝ i don't know what i'm going to think if you're right. ❞

❝ what is romance again? ❞

❝ you and me are two peas in a pod. ❞

❝ we both wake up with the sun. ❞

❝ is this cashmere? ❞

❝ i lived a strange double life as a nude waiter in arizona. ❞

❝ i remember sleeping in these as a kid and pretending i was luke skywalker sleeping in a tauntaun. ❞

❝ you have a moisture problem. ❞

❝ i promise i've never said that to a woman before. ❞

❝ hey, that's going to be my masterpiece! ❞

❝ I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON. ❞

❝ i'm fine. just living the same freaking day over and over again, but whatever. let's just get on with it. ❞

❝ is that a movie? ❞

❝ screwdriver. heavy on the juice. ❞

❝ no offense, you're a lightweight. ❞

❝ last week i had a dream i worked at a carnival. for, like, a week afterward i kept feeling like i was constantly late to work at the cotton candy booth. it was crazy stressful. ❞

❝ i don't like walnuts. ❞

❝ why the hell not? ❞

❝ i ate four chocolate chip pancakes once and threw up in papa's car. ❞

❝ we're going to build a snow monkey. ❞

❝ damn him and his good decisions. ❞

❝ you were too busy starting a snowball war. ❞

❝ do you hate the traditions? ❞

❝ you say that as if your parents don't like being parents. ❞

❝ i used to feel so bad for you. ❞

❝ i'm just tired of being so careful all the time. ❞

❝ we brought this tree in, like, two hours ago. what if there's a squirrel still living in there? ❞

❝ your butt is vibrating. ❞

❝ you have the entire world to choose from and you go to hawaii? ❞

❝ i made it weird. ❞

❝ why aren't you wearing a hat? ❞

❝ well, for the record, i'm always here for kisses. ❞

❝ after what you said last night, i thought you were going to kiss me back there. really kiss me. ❞

❝ i never knew you were an option. ❞

❝ it never occurred to me that you might be mine. ❞

❝ in college, one of my fraternity brothers kept a chicken living in his room for an entire year and none of us had any idea. ❞

❝ i have a tattoo of a parrot on my hip that i got when i was in vegas with some friends. ❞

❝ i'm not ticklist anywhere. ❞

❝ i'm glad there are some things i don't know about you. ❞

❝ what must it be like to have had s*x with so many people that you have to first name-last initial them? ❞

❝ i hated my college roommate so much that i used to use her toothbrush as a fingernail brush after volleyball practice. ❞

❝ in college i had a crush on a guy who, i eventually found out, was legally named sir elton johnson because his parents were clearly insane. he went by john. ❞

❝ i broke up with my last boyfriend because he tasted like ketchup. ❞

❝ i came down to get you, but i couldn't bring myself to wake you up. ❞

❝ i think interrupting a mistletoe kiss is bad luck. ❞

❝ don't you get creeped out, sleeping by yourself out there? ❞

❝ i'm telling you i can't watch anything scary, even funny-scary. ❞

❝ i'll always take kissing over killing. ❞

❝ i can't figure out if you've been put off by that, or turned on by it. ❞

❝ am i supposed to be hiding people in my closet? ❞

❝ you really are a terrible drinker. ❞

❝ you're yummy under here. ❞

❝ we never get skies like this at home. ❞

❝ i have never been that close to death. ❞

❝ obviously everything down there is terrible and horrifying? why has no one ever told me the truth? ❞

❝ i wanted to-but i couldn't hold my breath- it is so hot in that flannel sleeping bag, there's, like, no air. ❞

❝ we're the good kind of weird? ❞

❝ it is good-good that you are naked. ❞

❝ kiss me. ❞

❝ don't stop. please, don't stop. ❞

❝ i'd wanted to do that with you since i knew what s*x was. ❞

❝ probably because you're sleeping with his brother and he has no idea. ❞

❝ i feel like everything is about to change. ❞

❝ well, that got dirty fast. ❞

❝ i assure you, sweetheart, it's your proximity. ❞

❝ i will die on the white chocolate is not chocolate hill. ❞

❝ it tastes like fake mint and ass. ❞

❝ you've clearly kept it from everyone. ❞

❝ i don't even know how to start. i'm still trying to figure out how to react. ❞

❝ i don't know how to say this so i guess i'll just come out with it: i feel like you led me on. ❞

❝ i don't understand why you're mad. ❞

❝ did you know they've played this song every twenty-two minutes? ❞

❝ you were almost k*lled twice in five minutes. ❞

❝ are you sure you didn't dream this? ❞

❝ i'm the prize at the end of your game? ❞

❝ what's happening to me isn't bullshit-whether you believe me or not. ❞

❝ when the friendship is worth it, people work through things. ❞

❝ i am the human equivalent of a fart that clears a room. ❞

❝ it's okay to be messy sometimes. ❞

❝ we thought we'd wait to open presents until you got home. ❞

❝ i want you to be proud of me. i want to be proud of myself. ❞

❝ i am always proud of you. ❞

❝ the only person whose expectations you have to live up to is yourself. ❞

❝ what an unexpectedly chipper greeting. ❞

❝ i am in an unexpectedly chipper mood. ❞

❝ in the realm of romantic love, i am - how do i say it? quite shitty? ❞

❝ i'm sad for you. ❞

❝ everyone has been amazingly patient with my mental calamity. ❞

❝ so you were really into my brother all this time? ❞

❝ did i mess things up with you two? ❞

❝ i brought you a present. ❞

❝ i'm not mad at you. i'm mad at myself. ❞

❝ every second with you was perfect. ❞

❝ you wanted to get me alone in the spot where we first kissed so you could admit that i was right all along. ❞

❝ peppermint kisses are delicious. ❞

❝ i felt like you needed space. ❞

❝ i'm on a collision course with adventure and ready for anything. ❞

❝ i truly believe you have some sort of closet kink. ❞

❝ to think of all the years we wasted not doing this. ❞

❝ have you ever had a girl sleep with you in here? ❞

❝ mom and dad were, like, five feet away. i was way too self-conscious to get the job done. ❞

❝ how do you expect me to walk after that? ❞

❝ shortest midlife crisis on record. ❞

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hi you're amazing and we definitely need to interact! your blog aesthetic is perfection!

omfg no you're amazing! i've followed you practically ever since i've been roleplaying on tumblr and you're so creative! we def need to interact!

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2024 is almost over!

With the final month of the year here, it’s your chance to send the mun or muse something you’ve wanted to tell them! Whether you haven’t had the chance to or you’ve been too shy, now’s the time to say what you feel, and don’t hold back!

prompt originally made by: x

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!!!!!

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Mary Oliver, from "Dogfish" in New and Selected Poems

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going from casually liking the musical (wicked) and book to becoming fucking obsessed with the movie and wanting the rest of the book series was not on my 2024 bingo card

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im about to be a lil spicy here but i don’t think there is anything wrong with people who are into rp solely to make fun little ships.  we are all sitting on silly website held together by duct tape writing writing fanfic and making up original short stories with people across the world.  and i mean this in the most positive way,  it literally does not matter at all.  it affects no one except you and your writing partners.  coming onto tumblr solely for specific kinds of threads or dynamics is no different than filling your book shelf with one genre or trope because it’s your escapism from the world.  it’s a hobby.  if your blog is a romance blog,  good on you.  if your blog is a horror blog,  bring on the spooks.  if your blog is an angsty whump fest,  boy do i feel that.  it’s for you.  it’s your way to blow off steam and cope with the world.  it does not matter (positive). 

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can someone point me to a ted talk on how to make friends causeeeeee i could use some help in that department

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the wicked merch regal theaters got.....

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How am I supposed to believe I’m worthy of love if I’ve had to beg for it my whole life?

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happy thursday y'all

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@frstwomn : continued from here

esme fought to hold back the tears that threatened to spill over, her heart heavy with emotions she had long kept hidden. just then, tamsin joined her, gently draping a warm blanket across her lap, a simple gesture that spoke volumes of comfort and care. for so long, esme had wrestled with her feelings, shoving them deep down and wearing a mask of indifference. the weight of pretense had grown exhausting, and she was weary of pretending that everything was alright. it had taken months for the young teen to feel a sense of safety in tamsin's presence, and even now, she hesitated to fully acknowledge the trust that had begun to blossom within her. yet, the tears that shimmered in her eyes were unmistakable, betraying the depth of her emotions. ❝ thank you, tamsin. for everything, ❞ she whispered, her voice trembling with gratitude and vulnerability.

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can't wait for spotify wrapped to drop to see johanna by suki waterhouse as my top song for yet another year

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.....might have to make a wicked verse for esme

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 the attack on the capital devastated this nation. our nation was shaken, but we will persevere and we will be better. i made that promise to you then and i make it to you now, years after the end of my presidency.  // an independent and highly selective original character of a fictional memoir. written by sunny. credit 

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bb teenage esme though??? i want to explore bb teenage esme so badly