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when will my husband return from the (d)war(f fortress)

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I've definitely seen a lot of bizarre individuals in my time playing dwarf fortress, but I don't think any of them will ever vex me as much as this visiting one-armed scholar who just showed up carrying THIRTY-TWO BLOCKS OF ROCK SALT

WHAT is the story here. What could have possibly led to this. who the fuck ARE you, iteb

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Fangamer are at it again!

I'd not be the first to say a guide on Dwarf Fortress is warranted, and it seems like this one is going to be in full colour, with images, and other small quirks.

I've picked it up myself, along with the Expedition Journal, which you can pick up alongside it at a discount.

Shipping seems to be set for February next year.

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To let everybody know, I'll be a bit more consistent on both tumblr and Bluesky now, due to recent changes on twitter.

If you have an account on Bluesky, consider following, and posting some !!FUN!! Dwarf Fortress moments.

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To let everybody know, I'll be a bit more consistent on both tumblr and Bluesky now, due to recent changes on twitter.

If you have an account on Bluesky, consider following, and posting some !!FUN!! Dwarf Fortress moments.

[fuckyeahdwarffortress]

To let everybody know, I'll be a bit more consistent on both tumblr and Bluesky now, due to recent changes on twitter.

If you have an account on Bluesky, consider following, and posting some !!FUN!! Dwarf Fortress moments.

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A dwarf necromancer raises a mighty beast - a unicorn - to do his bidding.

Sketch I did during a friends Dwarf Fortress stream.

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Dwarf Fortress is riduculous. a world I generated contains a manual on adhesives called "It Is Glue". it's 103 pages long and the game describes the writing as "completely serious, yes overflowing with sadness".

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Going to make my donations page a pinned post. If you'd like to support the blog, or simply feel charitable, I have a PayPal you can donate to here.

The reason for this is that my pay was recently cut by my company, and I am struggling to save up for my next course of estrogen (roughly $450 AUD/y). You can see where the issue lies.

For donations, I will be adding in a page on the blog for donating members, just so as to not flood the blog with thank-you messages.

I appreciate all you do for me here on tumblr, and as a community, I am humbled every time even a single cent is passed my way.

I hope you all have a good day.

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Dwarf Fortress is truly the game of all time.

These are all distinct skills. How in gods name am i meant to intuit the difference between Stone Carving and Stone Engraving

Come to think of it, asking a dwarf a question like that is liable to attract some strange looks. In dwarf culture you'd have to be a special kind of idiot to not know the difference between carving and engraving, after all. This is just Dwarf Fortress providing the authentic culture shock experience

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dwarf fortress is perfect bc you can put gerbil-esqe hamsters on golden pedestals, as is their right

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I have a bit of a strange problem.

One of my Necromancer Dwarf Fortresses had two tomes that contained the Secrets of Life and Death.

They resided in my Fortress' library for quite a few years... and now they've vanished.

Checking the Legends record does not show them as stolen, or destroyed, but they do not exist in my Named Artifact nor Written Object lists.

When I check the Artifacts screen on the Civilization map, it states that they are currently residing in the Fortress.

Where have they gone to? I know Artifacts do not degrade, and Necromancer-created books are considered Artifact-tier.

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I was perusing YouTube, where I stumbled across this in the wild.

Blind/BlindIRL's playthrough of this truly cursed map is a sight to behold - an expert playthrough of truly one of the most horrifying maps I've ever witnessed.

I would seriously recommend watching through the video, and supporting the creator where you can. It's an absolute masterpiece.

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In addition to my PayPal, I now have a Ko-Fi, in case anybody wishes to support me through that channel.

Any amount is appreciated, and like before, you will be thanked on the benefactor's page.

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Portrait of a Lava Tree (Elevation 27-38)