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Remember: whether it's an Ultimate Doppelganger in ADoM, Intercept Squads in Cogmind, or Undead/Necromancers in DF, losing is fun!

Dwarf Fortress isn't so baffling when you understand that there's a whole subgenre of mostly-roguelikes out there that have been in what amounts to early access since the 1980s and still have no functional endgames in spite of having been in development for thirty goddamn years, but they do have twelve distinct ways to die by vending machine, and by gosh folks like it that way.

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bruh

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You know. The broken medium taupe coloration for nightmare sphere screaming mouths fabric. It was really mismatching with the eldritch horror.

what

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Based on my friends adventures in Dwarf Fortress

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one fun thing about being a dwarf fortress fan and a textile hobbyist is that i get to needlessly overthink my dwarves' decisions when it comes to making cloth/fabric and clothes. especially when its early days and theres only a few fabric sources. fortress full of dwarves who only own alpacas and have no access to plant fibres. just 100% alpaca. no structure. no breathability. only drape. they go to battle aboveground in the summer and die of heatstroke before the goblins can even reach them.

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what... did he want

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can I just say I enjoy incredibly the unbridled optimism that is having the option of dragging an unimaginable monster born before the earth up from the bowels of the caverns and into your police station so that you can ask it if it knows who stole a bracelet

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bro.

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if dwarf fortress had a universal 'something went wrong' symbol it should probably be Bar of Soap on Floor in a Pool of Blood

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Dwarf Fortress is a really good game because the cyclops that comes to your fort and kills four people is an intellectual, and also horrified by the dwarves it chased down and pummeled dying.

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I always hesitated at making a comic, because of my drawing speed. Time is indeed scary to waste, but when I look back at things I drew just for fun without looking at clocks, they remind me of the real reason why I'm an artist.

Is it really wasted if you had fun spending it?🖋🖤

(this is btw one of the gods I found in dwarf fortress "Legends mode" and turned into an actual character in my comic, Amud, the former god of wars and fortresses)

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seems about right

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A very peculiar mystery!

Looking at the colours, it's likely it's Gabbro, Andesite, or Phyllite.

I initially also thought it could be Limestone, but the comparative between the two makes Limestone too blue in compare.

reclaimed a fortress and wanted to finish the ugly-ass road the previous inhabitants had started so I checked to see what it was made of and

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Reading the dwarf fortress wiki page for Irrigation, much to learn.

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You'd be mostly correct!

Necromancers actually resurrect the dead during their downtime as research, during fights for backup, and otherwise, do it to raise internal moods.

Stop getting mad at me I raise undead when im in distress

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when will my husband return from the (d)war(f fortress)