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ME HOY MINOY

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why dont you come a bit closer so i can strangle it out of you fuck swaglettes are the reason god hates us

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When asked this riddle, 80% of kindergarten kids got the answer, compared to 17% of Stanford University seniors. I never fucked Wayne, I never fucked Drake, All my life man, Fuck's sake. Who am I?

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Mean Girls (2004) // The Death of Caesar (1798)

Happy Ides of March!

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ok so you know those text posts that get all those likes/reblogs and they're all funny and they end up everywhere and people screenshot them and post them to twitter ya I wanna do that shit but I can't think of anything to put there and if I do think of something like 94287372 other people would have had the same idea or I'd say something that makes no sense now I feel left out cause I can't say something funny ya feel me?

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:* :* ;)

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dog goes woof cat goes meow i wipe my brow and i sweat my rust cow goes moo the chemicals

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Take the time to read through. This is the most beautifully sarcastic thing I’ve ever read.

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I was playing kirby and the amazing mirror and I wanted to get this treasure chest in olive ocean, but there were a bunch of blocks in my way and a bomb that could blow up all the blocks. I kept trying to hit the bomb with my sword, but all the blocks were in the way. All of a sudden, the yellow kirby came out of nowhere on the other side and hit the bomb, blowing up all the blocks for me and allowing me to access the treasure chest. We need more people like yellow kirby who are willing to go out of their way to help those in need. Thank you, yellow kirby

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I fits and sits. And eat

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do you ever start a multiple choice question and just when you think you have the answer you see “all the above” or “none of the above” opinion and you start you question your entire life?

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when croagunk faints it looks like someone who laughed too hard at their own joke