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A show Colin definitely would watch

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Beige sad children

🫠 nothing ever changes, right?

Based on that one heartbreaking post by @immabitqueer

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1. Freshly adult Colin Robinson, wearing a beige suit and sweater vest, sits on a couch in the foreground reading a newspaper titled “The Mundane Muser”. He hums interestedly as he reads, mouth pursing. Behind him is Laszlo sitting at his harpsichord, looking solemn and deep in thought as he taps out a few notes.

2. With a small mischievous smile, Colin pipes up, “Hey Laszlo, guess what?” Laszlo straightens in shock behind him, hands freezing above the keys as the memory of his son passes through his mind.

3. Laszlo slams his head down onto the harpsichord with a loud sob, creating a blaze of discordant sound from the keys. Colin half-turns in his seat to look his way with an irritated brow, lowering the newspaper slightly. Colin says, “Oh come on, I didn’t even start draining you yet.” /end ID

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Big Boy™️

Incredible that I finally looked up Matt berrys height and he’s 5’10”. Man exudes 5’6” energy, idk how I can draw laszlo being taller than nadja… I posit that fictional characters’ height should rely on vibes rather than the actors. Just how I draw nandor as a looming gibbon, laszlo should be able to tuck his head under his wife’s chin when they hug.

[ID: 1. black and white drawing of Nandor, Colin, Laszlo, Guillermo, and Nadja standing in a row in order of tallest to shortest. At the top, text reads “canon heights” with sarcastic quotes around “canon”. Each character is labeled with their actor’s height: 6’1”, 6’0”, 5’10”, 5’8”, and 5’6”, respectively. 2. The same drawings, now labeled “how I draw them”, with each character’s image stretched and squished to fit their vibes according to the artist. Nandor is significantly taller and wider, labeled “bird-sized brain in a mammoth-sized body.” Colin has not been altered but is now only up to Nandor’s ear and is labeled “man who is tall but sits down a lot.” Laszlo has been squashed shorter and stretched wider, about to Nandor’s chin, and is labeled “short king.” Guillermo has also been squashed down, barely breaching Nandor’s shoulder, and is labeled “feral chipmunk.” Nadja has been stretched upwards, now an inch or two taller than Colin, and is labeled “morticia addams meets lady dimetrescu.” /end ID]

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Matching besties

Crying, sobbing, and throwing up about how Lazlo and Nadja always match their outfits

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Looking good

happy new year, everyone!!! 🎉

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Spoiler....he won't

based on that one malcolm in the middle scene

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Nandor describing roses is the funniest shit ever

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Ay......I see my mother there

La Chancla™

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I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH BUT THIS MADE ME CRY

Top 10 Anime Parallels That Break My Heart In Half

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Exactly

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jason todd aka the one who finds validation only through his social media presence

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H.E.L.L F.U.C.K.I.N.G T.R.U.E I M.I.S.S H.I.M S.O M.U.C.H E.V.E.N I.F H.E I.S I.N J.A.I.L

For real? I was fucking depressed after the humans live tour.

MURDOC FAUST NICCALS DID NOT SELL HIS SOUL TO SATAN TO BE REPLACED LIKE THIS IN HIS OWN BAND

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Batmanos Iscario

(It have to be done)

Our Father in the cave,

hallowed be your secret name, 

your city come, 

your will be done after on cup of coffee , 

In Gotham as in heaven. 

Give us today our daily fight. 

Forgive us our sins

as we help those who sin against us

Save us from the time of Gordon

and deliver us from The Joker.

For the kingdom the power, and the fucking glory are yours 

now and for ever. Alfred

Tim: Bruce said-

Stephanie: You know you’re in a cult, right?

Dick: We’re not a cult.

Stephanie: ….

Tim: ….

Dick: Are we?

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My feelings about this : DO KNOW WHAT ODIN ? THANOS COULD BE A BETTER DADDY ....I'M SAD NOW! DO YOU KNOW WHAT GUYS I'M DOING THE :" I DON'T FUCKING CARE" ODIN SLEEP NOW

odin’s a+ parenting

bonus:

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The Godfather Quotes for the Malone's

Bruce:

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.(to all of them )

Damian : Mothers (Alfred) are like cops.They always believe the worst

Jason:

Why should I be afraid now? Strange men have come to kill me ever since I was twelve years old.

Bruce to Jason:

Leave the gun, take the cannoli.

Dick:

Friendship is everything. Friendship is more than talent. It is more than the government. It is almost the equal of family.

Bruce:

You talk about vengeance. Is vengeance going to bring your son back to you or my boy to me? I forgo the vengeance of my son. But I have selfish reasons, my youngest son was forced to leave this country because of this Sollozzo business. All right, now I have to make arrangements to bring him back here safely cleared of all these false charges. But I'm a superstitious man and if some unlucky accident should befall him, if he should get shot in the head by a police officer, or if should hang himself in his jail cell, or if he's struck by a bolt of lightening, then I'm going to blame some of the people in this room, and that I do not forgive. But, that aside, let me say that I swear, on the souls of my grandchildren, that I will not be the one to break the peace we have made here today!

Tim:

Friendship is more than talent. It is more than government. It is almost the equal of family. Never forget that. If you had built up a wall of friendship you wouldn't have to ask me to help.

Alfred about the boys and Bruce:

Great men are not born great, they grow great . . .

Bruce:

Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment.

Selina:

Forgive. Forget. Life is full of misfortunes

That's Fucking Damian:

Revenge is a dish that tastes best when served cold.

Selina to Ivy:

Ah, men understand friendship more than we women

Jason:

A friend should always underestimate your virtues and an enemy overestimate your faults

Alfred:

A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.

Alfred talking about the boys:

It was not perhaps the warmest friendship in the world, they would not send each other Christmas gift greetings, but they would not murder each other (directly)

Jason:

Tell my father I wish to be his son again

Selina:

The lawyer with the briefcase can steal more money than the man with the gun.But there is also me

Damian after helping Todd:

There are things that have to be done and you do them and you never talk about them. You don't try to justify them. They can't be justified. You just do them. Then you forget it.

Selina:

You let women dictate your actions and they are not competent in this world, though certainly they will be saints in heaven while men burn in hell.

Tim after tooooo much Coffee:

You cannot say 'no' to the people you love, not often. That's the secret. And then when you do, it has to sound like a 'yes'. Or you have to make them say 'no.' You have to take time and trouble.

Dick:

In this world there comes a time when the most humble of men, if he keeps his eyes open, can take his revenge on the most powerful

Bruce:

Your enemies always get strong on what you leave behind.

I hope this fits to them

Matches Malone’s family.

Ps: Dick’s gold chain is back.

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My reactions to this:

1: oh that's totally Damian Wayne

2: Jason don't told him this!(I totally understand why Damian want to kill him)

3:"SHUT UP, PLANKTON " is now my fav insult ever

4:Wait Damian (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

5: this "right in the Kokoro" feeling

6: my lil bean! BRUCE HELP YOUR son's MORE

7:Oh Jason you cute little softy(I was in tears)

8: Damian knows everything now ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)

9: Jason....this Zombie Club thing is fuc*ing great

10:This "RIGHT IN MY FUCING KOKORO " feeling again༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ

11: Damian and Jason are so alike it hurts (I still hate the people of 1988 for killing Jason ....but thanks for giving us such a great character development)

12: UNDER THE BROTHERHOOD

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Jason and Damian

The first time they met, Damian refused to accept him as part of his family

And Jason was perfectly fine with that

Besides, Damian helped keep some of Dick’s mental health slogans from getting out of control

They both hated each other

And then Jason let it slip that he and Talia once… you know

Damian attempted to kill him for that one

It was very disturbing for both parties though

Their relationship consists of,”Screw you Todd!” And “Shut up, plankton” usually followed by,”Why are you called me a microscopic organism? Is that a pop reference?”

Jason usually restrained his insults a bit though

They didn’t start having good interactions until Damian came back from the dead

Damian REMEMBERED everything

He had nightmares every night

He could remember the pain of dying

He decided to become an anti-hero

He understood the attraction of making the murderers feel the exact same pain he felt

Damian DID almost kill someone

But Jason stopped him

They got into a huge screaming match

“OH, SO YOU THINK THAT YOU WERE THE FIRST ROBIN TO DIE AND COME BACK TO LIFE?”

Damian got quiet after that line

Damian having a particularly bad nightmare and trying to call Dick but Dick is busy

Damian almost going to Alfred before he sees Jason in his contacts

Damian dials the number

Jason is confused to answer the phone to a bunch of crying

Jason saying,”Screw it this kid is not gonna go through the same pain I did”

“It’s too late for me but it’s not too late for him”

Jason guiding Damian through the pain

Jason helping Damian whenever he feels like someone is walking on his grave

Jason changing Damian’s ringtone so he never dismisses his calls

Damian and Jason getting to know one another freakishly well

They bond over telling each other stories where the Batfam is being stupid in order to help calm Damian down

Dick and Tim are really confused whenever Damian brings up stories because,”Damian, how do you know about that? You weren’t even there?”

Damian would NEVER tell them that he wakes up at 2 am in a cold sweat and confides in Jason, so he just shrugs

Jason jokingly gets shirts that say,”Zombie club”

Damian and Jason actually wearing the shirts

It isn’t until they both accidentally wear the same shirt on Halloween that everyone realizes that they’re the same shirt

Which is really weird for a family of detectives

It’s not until Damian makes a joke about Starfire that people start to realize that he Jason actually talk to each other

Grayson is still his go-to on everything except death stuff

And like… mourning others? That’s Dick too.

But when it comes to the throbbing of his old wounds

Or when he can feel his old autopsy scar

Or Damian’s scared to go to sleep because… well… what if he never gets up?

That’s all Jason

Jason benefiting from it too

He finds closure with his own death while helping Damian do the same

Jason understanding Damian’s sense of humor

Jason learning more about Bruce through Damian

They both have the same brooding mood, but in reality that mood is just when they’re in too much pain to do anything

They’re too depressed to function

So they find a problem and FORCE themselves to function

And suddenly everything makes a lot more sense to Jason

Damian and Jason helping each other in life and death

Damian Wayne and Jason Todd eventually becoming… well… brothers