fucking-cam-archer

[fucking-cam-archer]

Not until now, obviously. 

Woke up in the studio

Does this usually happen to you?

[fucking-cam-archer]

Woke up in the studio

what the fuck? 

[fucking-cam-archer]

Yeah sure, just give me your mail address I'll have Lay e-mail it to you, with the ticket. Oh, and I'm Cameron by the way. 

This is gonna be a crappy song

[fucking-cam-archer]

It is! You know what? You should come to one of our shows this weekend. 

This is gonna be a crappy song

[fucking-cam-archer]

Yeah I guess it is. We're touring all through Europe, Germany, France, Italy, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, that's just some of them. So it will be exciting. 

This is gonna be a crappy song

[fucking-cam-archer]

I mean it literally, hah, but no. It's not a problem though, I'm not even supposed to be writing now either, I'm supposed to plan my tour instead. 

This is gonna be a crappy song

[fucking-cam-archer]

This is gonna be a crappy song

With 'fuck' between every other word.

[fucking-cam-archer]

Why are you so mad? Stop it. 

Stop telling me what to do! Also, for the record, next time you want me to share my liquor or you want anything else from me? You ask nicely or you’re not getting shit. Preferably with a please attached to it.

[fucking-cam-archer]

So drunk

Goodbye Cameron.

[fucking-cam-archer]

Don't be so fucking mad. 

No, I’m good. Not like it’ll make a difference.

[fucking-cam-archer]

Yeah come on, maybe I'll get something out of this night. 

I heard you the first time, prick. You can go away now before I come over just to slap the shit out of your arrogant face.

[fucking-cam-archer]

Oh please do punch me. My girlfriend won't. 

So drunk

I’m just going to walk away now before I wind up punching you.

[fucking-cam-archer]

Suck.

Noted. Whatever.

[fucking-cam-archer]

O bby's in love. 

So drunk

Yeah I’m sorry, I’m not one of these pathetic bitches of London that fall for a guy two weeks after knowing them. Keep it up and you’re going to find yourself a new fucking personal assistant. Got it?

[fucking-cam-archer]

You're in love! 

So drunk

You’re hilarious Cam. I don’t fall in love. Being in a relationship is for pussies. I just like fucking him.

[fucking-cam-archer]

You suck. 

No, I changed my mind. I’m allowed to do that.

[fucking-cam-archer]

What the hell? Are you fucking in love or something? 

So drunk

Oh trust me, he will. He’ll probably make me hold back for a while but he will. He’s a dick like that.