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So, let me guess— you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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HI! I'm liek, Lady Sparkle Haylie Valentine Shirley Russell Adele!1111!

I was liek abandoned as a baby by King Aerthor Pentdragon and raised in the woods and so I became a nite so I could show up and liek kick his ass in revenge and all taht but tehn I dscisciscovered... mordlin was evuol! but dat stoopid ser okay didnor belife me! weven tho I am liek, the most BESTEST fighter evuh, better even than liek Sir like Galahad and Sir Lanselot put togethar!111!

so now im the only girl nite of da roundtable so i go on quezts an awql tha haD hauuys kwwp farl8ibg in lurrr wif me! but i haf to killl them bwecause my daddy kewps telling mw to. dis makes me cri.

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"HI I'M LIKE LADY EBONY FELLAURORALISTERINAVETTA MARY SUE! I hvae lkie a fvie-ocatve siignng voice, am lkie the olny daguther of Artmeis and the Girl-Who-Lived and lkie Vomdelort's datghuer and Henrey VIII's datghter. and like prtiteer tahn Apdrohite and smrtaer than Atehna and like the true ruler of Middle Earth and I'm like half vamipre and half weroewlf and half elf and hlaf angel and hlaf demon. "I'm like half vamipre and half weroewlf and half elf and hlaf angel and hlaf demon, and becuase Vomelodrt was so jealous he killed them! And then the uncorins brguoht me to Middle Earth where Saruon tortrued me to get my power but tehn I esapced and I cmae to Tudor Enaglnd where I met my RAEL daddy, Knig Henry VIII! And I mdae tihs gril klil hesrelf because she was working agnaist my fahter the Knig. Knig Henrey VIII. she was a sult anywya sso nobody cared"

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Hey, So this blog had been dead for a while.

I was wondering if I should start posting again?  I’m asking since I just got two submissions today.  And if there is enough interest I would start posting more regularly.

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Violetta Ozpin [Schnee] (RWBY - Troll Sue)

The review for the OC submitted to me can be found under the cut; the character’s information is formatted in block quotes whereas my views are formatted normally.

This is an OBVIOUS troll sue, as stated by the creator. Take this as a guide of what not to do when creating your RWBY OC (or OC in general).

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I did a “tutorial” on how to make a FNaF OC a while back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gpQ6H-tIOA

Please kill me

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Ainandesuka Daisukidesu (Sue-Sama oc)

Sorry this is my first submission, tell me if I made you want to gouge out your eyes! Her fullname is Ainandesuka Spock-Data-Q Shini Daisukidaesu She was born in the continuum and her dad is q and she is also half-japanese and half-vulcan and half-rapulzelasdfghjklpink (A race with really long hair and it is pink and flowy) and she is also an android. She grew up on the USS enterprises and knows how to hack the compoters so that she can make the entire shipe into a holodeck with chocolate. She has an illness that doesn’t affect her at all but it’s totally an illness believe me. She is scared of phasers and loud noises due to her cat DNA inside herself She likes: chocolate, ships, rock music, comender Data and spaec She dislikes: love, people, transporters, and phasers. Her height and weight can change (I’m not just too lazy to make it I swear) She has no emotions excxept hate and sad because of her vulcan half She is also a androgynus being so she prefers erucerttjuh-ierhjdksa pronouns. Copy-write aisukiakatsukenandesukaamaianaruiin-senpai

Originol OC Do nut steaol.

Editor’s Note: THIS. IS. BEAUTIFUL!!!! I love it! XD

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This is my first time submitting something, so I hope this works. Anyways, I made this when I was really bored and had nothing better to do than make a shitty fantroll. Hope you like her!

i dont like her

i love her

-Cookie

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this is a joke mary-sue character i made XD You are KYUWAI DAISUE, you love CUTE THINGS, FASHION, BOYS, and MAKE-UP, you are LOVED BY ALL and are a WINGED ALBINO SEA-DWELLER. Your LUSUS is a WOLF-SNAKE and her name is SERPENTMOM. You are matesprits with KARKAT VANTAS, kismesis with NEPETA LEIJON, auspistice with TAVROS NITRAM and VRISKA SERKET, and moirails with EQUIUS ZAHHAK. You and your sweetheart, KARKAT, got together because you were both mutants and you felt his pain and soon after he found out how COOL, SWEET, and AWESOME you were he fell HORNS OVER HEELS for you. You are very KIND, CONSIDERATE, and BADASS with a DARK SIDE you don’t let ANYONE SEE, even KARKAT hasn’t seen your full DARK POTENTIAL. This is because you are of the HIGHEST BLOOD and you have spurs of VIOLENT TENDENCIES much like the MAKARA LINEAGE. You will one day over throw the HIGH EMPRESS FEFERI after she becomes the empress and claim ALTERNIA under your CARING HAND, you will lead the planet into a time of LOVE and PEACE.

i love her -Cookie

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HEH IS MAI FUNAF OHCEE NAMED KITTYKAT SWEETHEART THE PIRATE CATDOGWOLFRABBITSHAPESHIFTER! SHE’S IN LURVE WIHT FOXIE AND HEE LURVES HER BACK!! KITTYKAT SINGS, DANCES, PLAHS GUTAR, TELLS STOREES TO TEH KIDS, AND ALL TEH KIDS LURVE HER AND SHE’S SO POPPULLAR!!!! AND IF I COUD, SHE WOUD BE THE ONE TO REEPLAHCE ALL THE ANIMAHTWRONICKS! SHE DOESN’T KILL ENIONE AT NIGHT BEECAUSE IT’S BAD AND SHE DOESN’T WANT TO BE SEEN AS A BAD ROLL MODELL. ALSO, KITTYKAT WANTS TO FUCK FOXY AND HAVE 6 BEUTIFULL KIDS WITH HIM!!

SHE IS MAI OHCEE!! DON’T STEAL HEH AND DON’T TEL MEE SHE’S A MARY SUE OR I’LL BLOCK YOU!!!!!!!

(KITTYKAT SWEETHEART THE PIRATE CATDOGWOLFRABBITSHAPESHIFTER! - SHE BEELONGES TO ME, NOW DON’T STEEL HER!!!!!!!)

(OH, AND BY TEH WAY, THE BASS I USED DOES KNOT DEESERVE TO BE CREDDITITED! MAI OHCEE IS TOO GOOD FOR CREDDITTING!!)

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My sparklesona i created it ALL BY MYSELF

It also doubles as a naruto/sonic OC a reapersona a ponysona a clownsona and a gemsona. Its a wolfcorgirabbit with the blood of a demon.

 Sparko Godofalivel came from a realm of gods but he tried to kill his creator Yellow Diamond who exiled her to earth. After learnin ninjutsu with sasuke she is headed at high speed doing a naruto run to her final showdown in the shadow realm to kill the godess of life GHB. Only Princess Celestias tears that were given to them before can help it to win…

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Your fanfic/Mary Sue description: Luara was not like other girls. She had perfect hair and glowing eyes. They changed colors in the dark. She had excellent night vision. Like a wolf. She was part wolf. Her most deep dark secret was that she was part wolf. Her father was a wolf and her mother was a Jack Russell terrier, which made her an outcast from her secret pack. She often howled at the moon alone. She was so, so alone. That is, until a new wolf showed up: Seth Moon-yers.

The more i stare to it, the more i giggle, thank you! 

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In the dim light, you could see her blonde-brown lumpy hair perfectly framing her soft face that held two blue eyes, rushing down the side of her face in a loose blend of braid.

IT’S BEAUTIFUL 

SNIFFS

I SOUND LIKE THE BEST MARY SUE PROTAGONIST

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When you do, submit them here!!!

Did you ever just make up a parody mary sue just for shits and giggles? I know I have. xD

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She had orbs the color of the ocean that sparkled like the night sky. The sun paled in comparison to her smile. Her hair was the color of sunflowers in spring. She had a way with words that could entice for hours. Her name: Riza.

I…that’s beautiful. That’s just beautiful. Like, I’m legit flattered AND I feel like I’m about to read about the biggest Mary Sue in the fandom. Perfect.

I. Just. Orbs. YOU FIGURED OUT MY BIGGEST FANFIC PET PEEVE. YOU ARE THE BEST.

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Everyone please join me in welcoming the newest edition to Reaper High Mary Elizabeth Rosemary Summer Sue, or Mary Sue for short. I’ll probably tweak with her design but this is what I have so far. I haven’t decided if her hair should glow or not (Or maybe it just glows randomly.) I know she seems a bit bland compared to most Mary Sues but theres a reason for that. Mary is a multi-dimensional being who somehow sneaks her way into every different world. When she does invade worlds she has a god like abilities, able to change the set ‘story’ to make everything about her. But in Reaper High she’s powerless to change anything, although that doesn’t stop her from thinking she can. If you ask her she’s dated almost everyone or everyone loves her; She is a girl of exceptional beauty; bubbly, pure of heart and perfect in every way. But at Reaper High she’s just that really weird girl who seems very delusional.

WARNING: This is a satire character and in no way serious. Every random has a Mary Sue and I figured Reaper High would have at least one running around.