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The best green boy! 🌱🌿

( find me here )

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Art by Tessa Nelissen

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um................... can i help you

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they should invent a constructive feedback that doesnt make me feel like the guy on the ten of swords tarot card

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When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk

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window details

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bugs?? in my computer?

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" Magical Morning on the River ❄️"

// © Brendin Kelly Music: © Andrea Krux - In Dreams Acapella Cover, The Lord of The Rings

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" The Twilight Zone " // © Andreas Hinzer

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lien

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Poopy went to magfest

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looking for horror media

Ask receptionist if it's horror or just urban fantasy

she doesn't understand so I pull out a diagram explaining that it's not horror just because it has a vampire

she laughs and says "it's good horror"

start reading

It's urban fantasy

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So, sometimes dolls will have eyes that discolor. (Either due to being poorly stored - in hot environments, for example - or just because they kind of sucked to begin with and time passed.)

Life of Faith was a "Christian alternative" to American Girl in the early 00s. (These spring up from time to time. Most of them only last a few years with a very niche market. I think, at the time, they had because people were flipping out about American Girl partnering with Girls Inc to fund after-school science programs and stuff, because Girls Inc was - according to the conservatives - "A pro-abortion, pro-lesbian organization".) The dolls were based around the Elsie Dinsmore books and it's all . . . big fluffy dresses on a plantation in the antebellum South. With all that that entails.

It was pretty fucking bad.

With that in mind, this is perhaps the funniest toy defect I have ever seen.

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im suffering from a horrendous disease called being in your 20s

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the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

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how are you people alive.

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon