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New Challenge!! Is the man on my dashboard

a) Jesus Christ

b) Odysseus

c) Jayce Talis

d) Jonathan Sims

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perfect bot interaction on twitter

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My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

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the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.

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hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

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a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media

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Why don't you Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei chipul tău și dragostea din tei mi-amintesc de ochii tăi and maybe you'll calm down

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this is what i sent

this is what i got

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we Need more characters in media who are disabled just because their body did that. having disabled characters at all is so rare and usually they were injured in some disaster and they Should still exist but like !! as someone who slowly became disabled for no apparent reason. i want character like me, too

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floating duck 🍑⁣

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Oh, this definitely belongs on Tumblr.

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where did half of 2023 go it was 2019 yesterday

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imagine if you will, a fairly dry survival crafting game in which you live in a bunker and must periodically venture out to scavenge food, set up turrets for attacking monsters, etc

now, your computer inside the bunker has a game-inside-a-game on it which is a charming farming sim of undeniably greater quality and scope than the survival game you're playing. therefore, the object of the game becomes to keep your bunker secure so you can play the farming game more.

now, once you achieve the highest rating in the farming game, a secret shop inside it unlocks, and one of the novelty items you can purchase is a game console, giving you access to games-inside-a-game-inside-a-game. most of the games for it are typical mobile shovelware, but one of them is a highly polished, extremely brutal precision platformer with amazing level design and production values exceeding that of the survival game and farming sim combined.

it is only at this point that the purpose of this entire contrivance becomes clear: to create the most deranged speedrun community the world has ever seen.