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getting on my soapbox to say they should let the scarlet hollow MC date tabitha but it's NOT !! because i think the mean failgirlboss with no game is the most romanceable. it's because you're literally in a cursed bloodline cursed decaying house sins of the father mine-owning-family plot so kissing your cousin is, thematically--
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I want to tell a story to the artists and would-be artists out there.
When I was 19, I made a large oil painting of the nerd I would eventually marry. I poured all my attention and care into this painting. It's the only art I have from back then that still holds up as a work I'm proud of today.
I entered it into a judged show at the local art center. It got an honorable mention. I went to see the show with my beloved model. One of the judges came up to talk to me, and highlighted that all the judges really liked the painting. It would have placed, except, you see, the feet were incorrect. They were too wide and short, and if I just studied a bit more anatomy-
I called over my future wife, and asked her to take off her shoe. Being already very used to humoring me, she did. The judge looked at her very short, very wide little foot. Exactly as I'd lovingly rendered it. I would never edit her appearance in any way.
The judge looked me in the eye, and to his credit, he really looked like he meant it when he said "Oh I'm so sorry."
Anyways the moral of the story is that all of those anatomy books that teach you proportions are either showing you averages, or a very specific idea of an idealized body. Actual bodies are much more varied than that.
So don't forget to draw from observation, and remember that humans aren't mass produced mannequins. Delight in our variation. Because it's supposed to be there.
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just because elphaba is gay doesn't mean she's a friend of dorothy. in fact,
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the author's barely disguised favorite lame joke that they will move heaven and earth before allowing their editor to take out
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#first of all i was an ivf baby#but i still picked dead at birth because i was a breach birth#and thats more interesting
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above all else, The Green Knight (2021) is a movie about various people gently cupping Dev Patel Sir Gawain's face in the palm of their hand
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you ever have situations that make you want to take people by the shoulders and go "you are not 15 any longer. this behavior is no longer quirky and cute. it is exhausting for you and everyone else to act like a teenager you haven't been in a decade or longer. knock it the fuck off"
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the ocd/autistic experience of "you have made a social blunder. no one is upset about it. you will need a minimum of two days to recover."
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I am genuinely not advocating for a return to queerbait tv, I was vocally against it the whole time it was happening that was like my whole shtick for a while but it is kind of wild that when gay people weren’t allowed on tv, gay characters (who weren’t allowed to be gay) would be drinking poison for each other and killing bad guys for each other romantically and offering to go to prison in each other’s place and now that we are allowed to have gay people on tv…gay people will just be having a healthy conversation and going going on a date like normal people. Get OUT of my face with that
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where the hell are my pneumatic tubes this is not the future jules verne promised
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I have this concept of like, a bunch of sirens that lure you into the rocks and crush you to death but they don't mean to and they are actually just trying to help they just suck so bad at helping that every time they end up shipwrecking a bunch of people on jagged rocks and then they're like. not again. how does this keep happening
they are a metaphor for the immune system and also. for OCD. thank you for your time
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I have this concept of like, a bunch of sirens that lure you into the rocks and crush you to death but they don't mean to and they are actually just trying to help they just suck so bad at helping that every time they end up shipwrecking a bunch of people on jagged rocks and then they're like. not again. how does this keep happening
they are a metaphor for the immune system and also. for OCD. thank you for your time
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