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Happy Birthday to our Sunshine!

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i am not like y’all , i will open tumblr in public without a second thought . if you’re invading my privacy by looking at my phone , i will scar you in return

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sometimes i think about the golden record and i want to cry

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Me: Exercise does not cause weight loss. This is a fact that has been demonstrated so robustly in research that even doctors, who hate and fear evidence, are grudgingly starting to admit this.

Someone reading that post: Cool, but have you considered that exercise leads to weight loss?

Me: I am going to eat you

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I've done something.. a little weird

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kinda love this little family of fucked up ladies we’ve got going on

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netflix subtitles are great for when you want to read a caption with like 50% resemblance to what's being spoken

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when bears in trees said 'i sleep better on the sofa, please do not take me to the bedroom'. i felt that

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

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care for a drink? 🥂 details under the cut ⬇️

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So many of the critters that take up residence in human homes are simply species that are cave-adapted. Spiders. Crickets. Millipedes. Isopods. Bats. Your house is a cave to them and they think you are also a cave-adapted organism.

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i work at the isekai protagonist factory, they put me in a big old truck and tell me to drive full speed into teenagers

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I hate buses so much. Trains are easy, reliable, straightforward. No nonsense. You can trust them. Buses are evil, deceitful creatures who delight in your suffering

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why do things aimed at “gamers” look like that

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Usopp doodles !!