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another thought about "gen z and gen alpha don't know how to use computers, just phone apps" is that this is intentionally the direction tech companies have pushed things in, they don't want users to understand anything about the underlying system, they want you to just buy a subscription to a thing and if it doesn't do what you need it to, you just upgrade to the more expensive one. users who look at configuration files are their worst nightmare
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No one warns you about how addictive it is to do fuck all.
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We may no longer scream because we do not know.
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fuck my gay wizard life i’m so used to talking out my ass like a nobleman that at the doctors today i said “is it within your power to prescribe me something like that?” and she LAUGHED AT ME “i like the way you phrased that, yes it’s within my power”
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i used to do this thing when people would angrily disagree with me in a forum thread where i would immediately pretend to launch a text-based rpg called TOWER OF THE WIZARD and provide them with settings and scenarios and prompt action inputs from them and for some reason they would start playing it every time
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I love my college radio station so much... currently listening to an undergrad with -1 charisma filling the airtime by musing about thanksgiving to the tune of "you should definitely try to get home to see your family if you can, but if you can't you should a least see your friends... thanksgiving with your friends... a friendsgiving, if you will... I've heard a lot about these friendsgiving and they seem to be very popular" unironically I would not change a single thing about this
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reblog if you would hug a trans boy
and if the trans boy doesnt want physical contact, youd give him a sick air-high-five
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if this gets over 1000 notes I will not torture Aileax anymore this month
You have 48 hours
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looking at that one booktok post and didn’t realize how funny this is. uou do not know what a safe word is
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Headlights are just too bright now. We gotta regulate them.
(And before anyone says it’s just an aiming problem - no. Like I apologize to the headlight aficionados clearly lusting after lighthouses, chernobyl, or the death star, but no amount of aiming is gonna fix the fact that the moment your car encounters any kind of hill, curve, or bump, my retinas are vaporized by a shade of blue-white previously known only to god. Just accept your limits and settle for a soft orange like the rest of us)
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ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten
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