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But I’m so depressed and dramatic these just look like normal existence to me lol

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id really like a homoerotic 2025

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the doctor says i got an attention deficit so y'all gotta gimme more

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Dad put up a Christmas tree for his bees. Thought y'all might wanna see.

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drinking an entire bottle of wine then yelling at this like it's the super bowl

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i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”

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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

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UC or ER?