fruits1ut
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fruits1ut · 1 year ago
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i never realized how happy i could really be until i met you
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fruits1ut · 2 years ago
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The hyper-fixations seem to be waning 👩‍💻
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fruits1ut · 2 years ago
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they call it a horse because thats what animal it is
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fruits1ut · 2 years ago
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this sequence. that’s the post. 🔥 
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fruits1ut · 2 years ago
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all in a days work
pairing: tangerine x female spy! reader
plot: The twins have been hired for a high risk job, unbeknownst to them that they weren’t the only ones. You just happened to be first.
authors note: i’m really writing something for a mf named TANGERINE. but I loved the movie and I loved his character. Mwah. Let me know if this is too ooc! I love feedback!
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warnings: no smut in this one, potentially part two. language, mentions of blood, violence, they’re assassins idk what you expect tbh, you both fight each other :)
taglist: @jonnae17 @caotica-e-quieta @ashyyslashy @imslimshadey @or1on-writes @robertdowneyhiddlesbatch​ @sweetangerinee @marv3lwhor3 @m00nkn1ghts @hello1276​ @revenstaz​ @deceitfuldevil​n @piechans @stickyllamapersonatree​ @dangoo1o @idk-what-to-name-this127​ @stevebuckysdoll​ @crystal-jack-asripines​ @isuwhw818 @noz4a2​ @dogsandrocketsocks​ @rowen-mp3​
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 “Did you seriously knock my brother out with a fryin’ pan?” Tangerine yells out, stopping you in your tracks. The lights of the kitchen flickered on and off, loud music bouncing off the walls from the club outside. 
Lemon lay unconscious behind a counter, his head now sporting a rather nasty mark. Tangerine stood near the exit, one hand on his gun and the other holding a hard drive. His eyebrows were furrowed as glanced between you and his brother. 
Your head tilts to the side as you shrug. “He had a gun and I didn’t, I think he got off easy.” 
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fruits1ut · 2 years ago
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Angel of the Morning | Tangerine 
pairing: tangerine x female reader
plot: Part Two to All in a Days Work! 
Not edited, I’ll do it later.  
warnings: language, mentions of blood, violence, they’re assassins idk what you expect tbh, Smut! Unprotected* P in V, dirty talk, rough seggs.
taglist: @jonnae17 @caotica-e-quieta @ashyyslashy @imslimshadey @or1on-writes @robertdowneyhiddlesbatch @sweetangerinee @marv3lwhor3 @m00nkn1ghts @hello1276​ @revenstaz​ @deceitfuldevil​n @piechans @stickyllamapersonatree​​ @dangoo1o @idk-what-to-name-this127​ @stevebuckysdoll​ @crystal-jack-asripines​ @isuwhw818 @noz4a22 @dogsandrocketsocks​ @rowen-mp3​ @ivedonemywaiting13​ @queenofstarsanddarkness​ @miraosu​ @mistonk​ @white-wolf-buckaroo​ @rickiisrad​ @duuckyfuzz​ @piechans @chanooopy​ @potentially-kinetic​ @adrienette715​ @feralforfruit​ @mushywutty​ @blackparacosm​ @sugarpenchant​ @justshutupmars​ @cuddlyklaus​
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 The bar was lowly lit, the occasional drunk pondering around the place like it was heaven. It smelt of an old wood and spilt alcohol, the occasional stickiness of the countertop making your drink look less appetising. A dingy place like this meant no cameras, no security and no angry men with guns. 
It was nice. 
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fruits1ut · 2 years ago
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is prettyboy even an insult. everything you say after you call someone a prettyboy is immediately more homoerotic. like . hello
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fruits1ut · 2 years ago
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reading fics got me like
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fruits1ut · 2 years ago
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3rd rewatch and I just realized that The Prince’s tattoo on her wrist is a rosary, and the cross is the same as the one on White Death’s back.
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fruits1ut · 2 years ago
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So @fruits1ut had the incredibly funny and correct thought that this would make an excellent audio clip and I've been plagued by this knowledge ever since, and I'm also impatient as hell
Download link is in the source and here as well. Go forth✌🏻🍊 🚅
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fruits1ut · 2 years ago
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“…of course people put into a fictional circumstance are going to want to fight, because the idea of being able to express rage without consequence is such a cathartic thing for people who most often swallow rage.”
— Brennan Lee Mulligan, on having the fights in D&D that you don’t get to have in real life
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fruits1ut · 2 years ago
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quick creepy clown sketch that I’m never gonna finish :)
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fruits1ut · 2 years ago
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Doubt military, he’s way too erratic for that to be part of a background imo, he also doesn’t respond well to authority as we see through the phone call scenes
Questions for the fandom
How come I have yet to see a fic MENTION TANGERINE HAS FLIPPIN ARM TATTOOS?! I rewatched it today and his left arm he has a falcon/eagle tattoo and I never got a good shot of the right that allowed me to piece it together. Idk if that’s just the actors request or if it’s purposeful but I HOPE TO GOD it’s character driven .
I brought my friend who was not understanding my obsession and the second he walked out and flicked the cigarette she went “he’s not for me but fuck I get it now”
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fruits1ut · 2 years ago
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Tangerine’s tattoos are dual sparrows/swallows, can see them more clearly on his promotional poster.
Sailors would get them so that if they drowned, their soul would be lifted up out of the water to heaven.
Tangerine is canonically a bad swimmer, change my mind.
(Separate post just because- this was originally a reply to another user)
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fruits1ut · 2 years ago
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If anybody wants to read the early screenplay of Bullet Train.
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fruits1ut · 2 years ago
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ANDREW KOJI as KIMURA Bullet Train (2022) - b-roll | dir. David Leitch
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fruits1ut · 2 years ago
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They’re dual sparrows/swallows, can see them more clearly on his promotional poster.
Sailors would get them so that if they drowned, their soul would be lifted up out of the water to heaven.
Tangerine is canonically a bad swimmer, change my mind.
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Questions for the fandom
How come I have yet to see a fic MENTION TANGERINE HAS FLIPPIN ARM TATTOOS?! I rewatched it today and his left arm he has a falcon/eagle tattoo and I never got a good shot of the right that allowed me to piece it together. Idk if that’s just the actors request or if it’s purposeful but I HOPE TO GOD it’s character driven .
I brought my friend who was not understanding my obsession and the second he walked out and flicked the cigarette she went “he’s not for me but fuck I get it now”
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