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No I’m not running out of ideas, what gave you that impression…. 😭

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Since klingon sex is basically violent wrestling, I wonder if the klingons don’t have BDSM but like the opposite. Klingons gathering in secrecy in dark cellars to engage in sweet, gentle loving, to the scorn of fellow klingons.

“How can you do that?” the other klingons ask. “You don’t even draw blood? Not a single furniture breaking? It doesn’t seem… natural”.

“What is this… cuddle, you speak of?”

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when Spock calls him Jim ☺️

when Leonard calls him Bill 😚

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i still can't believe james tiberius kirk beat khan with the power of his thighs

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How come no one talks about the tribbles being the first bisexuals in Star Trek? That shit is hilarious

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Okay but where's the Cerritos?

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thinking about that TNG episode where Riker says he never feels rested after sleeping and Dr Crusher tells him to just drink warm milk about it and then later it turns out he's been abducted by aliens 6 times and had his arm cut off. most accurate portrayal of dealing with the medical profession ever seen on screen

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They say science fiction never really predicts the future, and yet Captain Picard says “tea, earl grey, hot” in that meticulous way observed only in someone with a slightly unusual accent who’s finally figured out the exact cadence and phrasing their voice activated smart-whatever actually understands and suspects if they allow their tone to vary even one iota it’s going to interpret their drink order as a request for a live ocelot.

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how many trials and tribble-ations redraws must i do till i am finally free

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SPOCKTOBER Day 22: Spock

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I don't know why I still think of the Star Trek AOS reboot as "New" when the first movie came out in 2009 and that was literally 15 years ago, it's like certified old at this point

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Inspired by @spocksjuul papier-mâché Spock.

Here’s my papier-mâché Kirk.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!! 🎃🎃🎃

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I love making polls of my otps vs. Spirk because 10,000 star trek fans will rise out of the grave and kick my ass then fall into a coma until the next poll rolls around