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hear me out-

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Kiss kiss kiss mwah kiss mwah marry me

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I’ve been wanting to make a dragon cookie oc for a while and pandan desserts are my favorite so it just made sense: Pandan Dragon Cookie!

I love Thai naga and loved the idea of a royal warrior/fighter type character with a ngao/polearm

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the whole thing with like. the dragons fighting each other and heaving up massive piles of land and water, rearranging the earth and bringing back dead/extinct species and tribes while pizza cookie is just making her fucking deliveries and potato cookie just farms and shit is like. it puts into perspective how small of a scale the dragons really see the world and how little of it they know past their islands. longan doesn’t know what a cell phone is. lychee has never seen a car. pitaya doesn’t know what a sandwich is and ananas has never heard of television.

the modern cookies having their little adventures while the dragons just muck shit up and ruin so many lives while touching so much less is literally just. it’s literally just this image. everyone with modern lives is watching these five lizards with ego problems fuck up the balance of nature over their conflicting ideologies and they gotta clock in for their 9am shift

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You've been randomly selected by the government to fight space aliens. Spin this wheel twice to see the two weird/niche superpowers assigned to you!

Interpret your results any way you like!

Inspiration from @miggylol

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The ceasefire agreement was reached and joy is floating among the Palestinian people

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To any villains that may need to hear it:

Your villain song slaps

Your evil lair is gaudy and fantastic

Your evil outfit is menacing and strikes fear into the hearts of your enemies

The heroes are disgusted by your amoral and strange conduct

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Harry osborn from the spectacular spiderman is friend shaped! : D

Harry is friend-shaped!

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auto suggest bewilders me

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I consider this a fail but whatever. Go my scarab

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Peter vs Harry (Part 2)

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MY ROMAN EMPIRE

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spider-man & his normal friends

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Peter vs Harry

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Harry: And why shouldn’t I blame Spiderman for your injuries?? He calls himself a hero, protecting civilians like you should be his priority! Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t kick his ass for letting you get hurt!!

Peter: Because-

Newscaster on the tv next to Harry: In this footage you can see Peter Parker, known freelance photographer for the Daily Bugle, actually shove Dr. Doom out of his way while yelling “move it or lose it,” as he runs with his camera, presumably to capture more pictures of the vigilante known as “Spiderman”

Harry:

Peter: -I’m a dumbass.

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i m a f r e a k 💅