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ilove when someone posts about an issue that's supposedly plaguing society and it's painfully obvious that said issue is not a thing that matters if youre not on tiktok

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thinking two characters have had sex does not equal shipping at all… i dont have to like it i just know it happened

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himbo this, bimbo that. in my day there was mambo, and there were five of them.

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I'm girls

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just learned today that there was a german monk who was obsessed with witches and women having sex so he wrote an entire book called the hammer of witches where in one part he describes in detail that witches have the ability to make people’s penises disappear and they keep the penises as pets and feed them oats

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i like this armor for davrin

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I’m so sorry but in the nicest way possible do yall actually read books or just read words??? Cause I’ve been seeing that trend of people not understanding how “snarled” and “eyes darkened” and “eyes softened” etc. was used in a book and like…

Genuinely, do yall just not have imagination?? Or not understand figurative language??? Also eyes do literally darken and soften have you not lived a life??? How do you read with no imagination? Is this how you get through so many books in one month - you simply don’t take the time the understand the words as they are read?

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English added by me :)

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This is one of the funniest things I've found on tumblr and I've seen some shit

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what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

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about 4 hours into veilguard and have been enjoying it so far but game please stop reminding me of the SAME STUFF every 5 minutes i know what the plot is about!!!!! my memory is not that bad!!!!! yes i know what we are doing!!!!!!!!!!

that is really the only thing that mildly annoys me atm so fingers crossed it will get better as the story goes on

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rb with your straight number

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Spin the 17th century death wheel and tell me how you died in the tags