friedfriedchicken
FriedFriedChicken
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Fried!!! . She/He/Bot/They . Icon by @in-the-airducts . *exploding sfx*
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friedfriedchicken · 3 minutes ago
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what actually happened at dashcon to make it so awful? ive seen lots of stuff making fun of it and complaining, but nothing explaining why
It is one of the biggest errors in world history and here’s why:
Although starting in the middle of summer with a few small battles, it eventually dragged on for almost six more months into a brutal winter
The Russians’ scorched earth policy surprised the French and made the French’s advances much more treacherous and costly
Napoleon’s thirst for a full victory were impossible to satisfy because the Russians refused to engage in any prolonged battles, instead wisely choosing to use guerrilla tactics to decimate an already broken, famished, and sickened French Army.
Over 17,000 French troops lost their lives each month during the disastrous campaign
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friedfriedchicken · 6 minutes ago
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why did you stop posting immediately after the assassination of the united healthcare ceo
ok fine. you got me. i was the CEO
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friedfriedchicken · 2 hours ago
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Prowl quickies. I had an idea for my own redesign with dual colored eyes and a few other quirks. It’s kind of rough but I had the idea that he could have two “brains” (each connected to an optic) one dedicated to observing as accurately as possible and one for determining the best course of action. Idk just my interpretation of his abilities. I might develop it further later!
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friedfriedchicken · 4 hours ago
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i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever
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friedfriedchicken · 5 hours ago
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tumblr is for putting your stuff somewhere that's not secret but also not for anyone particular to see so it's true neutral in a really nice way
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friedfriedchicken · 5 hours ago
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friedfriedchicken · 5 hours ago
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*Cough* I may have slipped into the rabbit hole of transformers 👀👀👀😂 I’ve actually been obsessed for months and just coming back from the new movie I don’t think I’ll coming back out anytime soon :000 😂
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friedfriedchicken · 5 hours ago
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tomorrow i will get my life together. if i’m not sleepy
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friedfriedchicken · 5 hours ago
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Ugliest smile in all of iacon
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friedfriedchicken · 5 hours ago
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submitted by @hands-off-my-macaroni
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friedfriedchicken · 5 hours ago
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friedfriedchicken · 6 hours ago
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listen,
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friedfriedchicken · 6 hours ago
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contrast 👻👽
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friedfriedchicken · 6 hours ago
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it just wouldn’t be Christmas without Mom’s homemade Juggaloaf.
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friedfriedchicken · 6 hours ago
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people born in 24 Are 2000 now
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friedfriedchicken · 6 hours ago
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Winter Fomortiis doodle
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