frenchfryfreeloader

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letterpress postcards by Pottering Cat, Japan

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sometimes i wish the gay people in my phone were gay people in my house. where i could give them snacks and blankets and hear the sound of their laughter

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If i was a sickly little peasant boy designated by the aristocracy to carry messages back and forth for pennies and you found me against our citys outer wall with a deep wound in my chest from a musket ball and a letter cluthed in my hand and i told you that my dying wish was to have someone read that letter to me so i would know i died for something important and you open it up and you find a single large illustrated diagram of an onion would you tell me what it was? What would you say?

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well 🧍‍♀️ as a reminder this blog is NOT a safe space for trump supporters but it IS a safe place for women, queers, trans ppl, people of color, undocumented people, and any marginalized group.

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Weird Al's daughter should really get to saving the planet like he always says she will because I'm getting nervous.

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FEATURING GEORGE NEWMAN'S OUTFITS in UHF (1989) Costume Design by Tom McKinley

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theyre letting me crawl out of the grave tomorrow

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it's your inevitable doom!

request for @asthenniaa ^_^ !!! go follow her NOWW

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i love his fuckass bangs so much

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the bus may cost me $6 dollars a day but at least its slow and unreliable

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Not being able to participate in a discussion extremely relevant to you without revealing intimate details of your life so you just sit there pretending you don’t understand anything about the topic while your brain turns into a gigantic clenched fist. = akin to torture

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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

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just chewed on my lip until it bled and my mom said it’s okay it will heal in a few days. painfully reminded the body really does just heal itself over and over again. theres somebody whos been trying to save me all along and its me

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Patron saints of being sweaty and beautiful

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99% of delusional cunts quit before my chemical romance releases mcr5 and a tour announcement

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going back down the petekey hole